Hey user, I have an extra ticket for Lil Uzi tonight, want to come?

>Hey user, I have an extra ticket for Lil Uzi tonight, want to come?

why not

As long as you change out of that hideous top. I won't be seen with a girl wearing that nightmare.

Let's see that feminine penis

Yeah
Pic related

looks like the kind of girl who would to the concert with a guy and fuck another one in the bathroom while he finds a parking space

*unzips dick*

V For Vendetta was p cool nigga

fuck yeah
lil uzi's dope b

youre really asking to get cucked if youre accompanying a girl like this to a show

what are you, her chaperone?

>coal burner

i'm happy without chlamydia thanks

beta bux alpha fucks m'lady

Her nudes are already on the internet. It's Mckayla Maroney, the gymnast.

best decision mckayla maroney ever made was become a thot.

her (((agent))) probably forced her to

I share a board with people whose instincts aren't to ditch this bitch for another girl at the concert if she seems flake on putting out.

wow didn't recognize her

good selfie skills totally hid her monstrous fetal alcohol syndrome face

HOLY SHIT THAT'S MCKAYLA???

Damn, looks like a lot's happened in the last few years.

and we share a board with tripfags who roleplay as someone who gets girls at shows

is she going to be at the next olympics

>implying she won't be pregnant with a nigger baby by then

top jej

...

no.

well then the kid will be retarded from the zika virus

It's black it's already retarded.

stop being ableist, user. :^)

she's retired

is gabby going to be at rio? her and mckayla were the only two I remembered

She's pretty much become a full-time instagram whore these days. It's great.

>Lil Uzi
Holy fuck what a pleb

Don't talk to me or my penis ever again

>implying casual sex is that easy to get

life isn't a movie you fucking virgin

confirmed basement dweller who isn't able to get laid through tinder

You haven't left your basement in a while, have you?

She's twenty something, wealthy and has pent up testosterone from the olympics, of course she's going to scuzz out and look for dick. It was the only next logical step.

>implying that top isn't based af

nice color on her, ugly shape

Only if you leave the muffin top at home, kid

that's not a nice thing to say about someone

She looks exactly like the type of woman that enjoys being pooped on.

I really like this meme pham

is that a trap

Not all of us are Chad with 700k in the bank faggot. Be realistic.

source

You don't need money fuck to bitches. Tell them they're ugly and act cold but still conservate and they fall on your dick.

This only works for dumb sluts though. Any girl with a brain and a father won't fall for that shit.