Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Where were you when p4k ended Swans? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, The Avalanches, and DJ Shadow. -/p4k/ forever
I know we're hyping Avalanches right now, but anyone have a status on that BBNG leak?
Logan Peterson
Its been leaked for a while mate.
Blake Baker
...
Liam Harris
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerro & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
Landon Rogers
>tfw Gira standing up to rape culture
Jordan Hernandez
"My behavior was wildly inappropriate, hurtful, and terrible." - Heathcliff Berru
Easton Miller
where the FUCK were you yesterday
Connor Hernandez
Human Story 3 10.0
Austin Sanchez
>Gustavo Guerra You can't even get their names right
Kayden Reed
Who's gonna get it?
Landon Carter
i got money on mitski
Kevin Cruz
>>>
it's the guy who meaghan garvey cheated with--i mean the guy who roofied meaghan garvey.
Dominic Hernandez
I know who he is but his name is Guerra, not Guerro
Logan Brown
i'll fix it for tomorrow. sheesh. don't gotta be a dick about it.
Brayden Johnson
I'm back from the dead just to clarify that is NOT me. Fuck that dude and his "rape culture hysteria" shitpost.
For the record, I will always stand with Ke$ha and other victims of rape and sexual abuse.
Go fuck yourself, you lying, disgusting piece of shit.
James James
Glad you're back
Asher Foster
...
Levi Edwards
"My behavior was wildly inappropriate, hurtful, and terrible. But I have never raped or drugged anyone. I can't accept that." - Heathcliff Berru
why does it make you so mad? if you posted w/o a trip no one ever know what you did or didn't say.
Zachary Sanchez
GOAT
Kayden Wright
i wish you got raped desu
Robert Morales
how am I lying, you little faggot? they did nothing wrong
>For the record, I will always stand with Ke$ha Of course you will, you're a liberal sissy that will name any man "guilty until proven otherwise" out of virtue signaling. Women can't be wrong, right?
Luke Clark
I'm mad that anyone would think it's fine to pretend to be someone else and make up false things about them. That's LYING. You don't see me pretending to be you and saying that I'm a well-liked person with a great sex life.
>"O-oh no! I've been called out on my bullshit! Maybe I should try and turn it around, and act like HE'S the weird one for being upset!"
Nice try, you lose, goodbye.
Gabriel Young
>>>>>Good Content Guy You're the reason no one can have jokes pham
John Price
What? I'm not the one who pretended to be you.
>Nice try, you lose, goodbye. You wish
Jose Harris
we're more alike than you think. i also hate when ppl pretend and make up false things aka lying.
Ryan Cox
i know you're not. i'm the guy who usually posts that meme. you beat me to it tonight, but you left for a while, so i took over replying.
maybe we should get trips.
Ryder Lee
go back to Sup Forums
Benjamin Evans
Just read the jake bugg review. Saw this shit coming back in 2012. Dude's a jerk. Two fingers is classic though and always will be.
Cooper Fisher
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Parker Gonzalez
What will be the score?
Brody Jenkins
Missed last night. Just checked and saw p4k held Swans, YG, and Todd Terje to no BNMs in a night. Was the wind stolen from the hype sails of the patriship?
Nathaniel Nguyen
6.8
Elijah Long
8.6-9.1 Mitski BNM, deservedly so
Lincoln Williams
Repeat after me: "And 8 is an 8 and not an 8.5. Pitchfork is never wrong unless the are being tryhard cunts."
Ryan King
how do we get p4k to hire a new qt reviewer so we can meme again?
Carson Rodriguez
Well were they? What are some prime examples of this?
Julian Nguyen
who left?
Mason Johnson
Camp
Zachary Cox
...
Jack Green
Camp deserved a 0 desu senpai
Ethan Thomas
You're a faggot.
Levi Cook
No she didn't. She just wrote that RHCP review.
Luke Barnes
Obviously this is to a lesser extent but is this why they panned Alt-J too?
Parker Flores
And on top of this, why does P4K pretend certain bands/artists don't exist?
Leo Thomas
Without a doubt yes.
Brody Flores
Yeah, Kishi Bashi for example.
Carson Jackson
Cause An Awesome Wave was pretty awesome don't you agree anons?
Aaron Brooks
Yes.
Chase White
Fuck me 8.5
M I T S K I
B T F O
Kayden Scott
8.5???? Fucking PANNED
Austin Perry
Mitski 8.5 BNM
Joseph Long
boring score family
Elijah James
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Mitski 8.5 BNM by Jillian Mapes Bishop Nehru 5.9 by Dean Van Nguyen Brigid Mae Power 7.5 by Laura Snapes RLYR 7.0 by Grayson Haver Currin
Juan Ramirez
She's working freelance now
Nathan Peterson
confirmed
Josiah Wood
Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".
James James
ah. too patrician to suck on that conde nast cock.
Charles Adams
since when do they give out BNMs to kpop (or whatever) acts?!
Carson James
How do you people learn about this stuff? Are you friends with P4K on linkedin?
Joshua Taylor
Why would anyone listen to a chink?
Angel Anderson
probably from her Twitter
fuck off cunt
Isaac Stewart
Has this score ever been given? Or 9.6-9.9 really?
At least five people in these threads work for p4k
Mason Butler
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Late edition.
Thomas Ward
not true btw
Luis Torres
oh, you think there's more?
Benjamin Lewis
twitter
Wyatt Brown
in that case if philip sherburne is in this thread:
pls be my bf
John Flores
yes, if i don't shitpost, they don't mail me the $30 for my recent emo review
Dominic White
i hang out with Zoe all the time
I was hanging out in her asshole just this morning actually, with my tongue
Ayden Watson
it's kind of funny how little p4k pays for reviews. i hear the album lists are more preferable bc they're $20 per and you can write a bunch of them fast
Nicholas Reyes
what ""emo revival"" album are you reviewing next?
Hunter Ortiz
>8.5
jesus that theory i had about them not going over 9.1 again seems really likely, they underbilled puberty 2 by at least .2 pitchfork points
