Claims to play guitar

>claims to play guitar
>can only play open major chords

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>Claims to play guitar
>Tunes to open C and bangs on strings and guitar like an epileptic
>Everyone is impressed

That's still playing guitar though...

>claims to be musician
>plays the ukulele

holy fuck this

what kind of fucked up method of learning do you have to go through to only learn open major chords without learning the minor chords

>claims to be good at guitar
>uses tabs

lel

>claims to be a musician
>can't read music

>claims to play guitar
>only plays diminished chords

this

>claims to play guitar
>can't tune the fucking thing

>claims to be a musician
>doesn't play at least basic piano

>guitars two claims make. Plays nothing at all. Is major of the chodebrittannia. Has secret vaults in the neck. Is gay and shit. Doesn't view the edifice's redundancy none. Is dr.jele again.

>claims to play guitar
>only strums power chords

I literally don't know anything ITT

yeah man I can play guitar listen to this

0-3-5-0-3-6-5-0-3-5-3-0

Plenty of musicians can't read music.

patrician

>claims to play guitar
>guitar has no strings

>who is Errol Garner

>claims to play guitar
>can't play anything on expert

how do I git gud at guitar Sup Forums, I've been playing for a year, I tried teaching myself, got the basics down, and can't seem to progress much further
I don't have enough money for lessons

try learning increasingly more difficult songs

www.youtube.com/dontberetarded

Take things slow use a metronome.
Learn theory.

what a good meme
kek/10

shit man, throwing that 6 in there like a fucking boss

10/10

you're not errol garner and you never will be

learn to read music. Here's a song you can use to practice

What's basic piano level?
I play strings (violin, mandolin, banjo, guitar), so while I can play a little, playing two hands separately is difficult for me.

Sheet music is not really useful for a lot of instruments and genres

Yeah? Well whatever.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

who is jimi hendrix

>plays two different songs that someone else created at once while standing behind a table
>calls them self a musician

sounds like avenged sevenfold m8

Chord players are the worst, unless you can shred you're honestly a novice

So solo singer songwriters are all posers?

>calls themselves a band
>the bass and the guitar basically play the same thing
>the drummer is too shit to use anything other than their snare and kick drum
>the singer isn't playing an instrument and can't sing for shit

Well not exactly. Im not saying you cant make good music, your just basic, limited and skilled in other areas perhaps.

sounds like a pretty good band desu

Sex pistols

you guessed correctly, here have this

>unless you can shred

Holy shit this image.

there is literally nothing wrong with using guitar tabs

What about the image

You're right, but you should be able to read sheet music as well

>If you can't shred, you're a novice
>implying fingerpicking isn't the dream of all guitar players
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>claims to play the guitar
>only plays hepatonic scales

>he can't read music

I must know. Do tell.

Fuck off, f-a-g.

nah, if it was the sex pistols the bass wouldn't really be the same thing, because that would imply that the bassist actually /did/ anything

Truth, thwy had to get a different guy in for recording

I love how pretencious and typical "musicians"are. You ever think that people don't know who you are because you've never had an original musical idea? Or your music is laughable.
Guaranteed to rustle the wannabees in this thread to the max.

>the original musical idea meme
lol

>that sound is so five minutes ago
>this year I sound like this, because so and so is the new obscure band.

I'm glad I don't go to shows anymore.

back when I was at school there was this one kid that would always play this over and over never heard him play anything else even in music class