Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 26 Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, The Avalanches, and DJ Shadow. -/p4k/ forever
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
Xavier Reyes
>see Pitchfork countdown thread >think wtf it is only 6 pm >almost 10 pm >why
Levi Wright
is it summer where you live? because it's summer in your post. cool story.
Kayden Wright
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Owen Nelson
What are you guys listening to?
Christopher Foster
What's everybody listening to?
Ryan Walker
Ayyy
Thomas Carter
Last two digits are Kayo Dot's score
Elijah Nguyen
oof
Brody Cox
Who's gonna get it?
Ryan Sanchez
Mumford is getting passed on
Xavier Rogers
trying it based on a recommendation, its alright so far, a little overly regressive though
Zachary Phillips
Plus it's an EP, I don't know if Pitchfork tends to review those
Oliver Foster
They'll review EPs. They've even given a few BNMs to EPs. But they won't waste another review spot on M&S
Jack Sanchez
Yeah, I heard they've gotten panned before (and deservedly so)
Jack Rodriguez
Also, I listened to some of the new Swans, pretty boring so far
Well do we want to add a minimum number of reviews? Because there is probably at least one artist with only a 0.0 Jet does have a lower average with 0.0 and 3.7
Anthony Ward
well i would say bands with just 1 review definitely don't count. maybe at least 3 reviews would make the most sense.
Elijah Jackson
Julia Holter really isnt the kind of pop they are talking about
Noah Kelly
Shitsclosure, more like
Christian Lopez
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Disclosure 6.0 by Rebecca Haithcoat Wye Oak 8.0 by Ian Cohen Sui Zhen 7.8 by Laura Snapes The Gotobeds 5.6 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Dylan Mitchell
Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".
Ethan Lopez
Reminder that Disclosure - Settle got a 9.1
Bentley Diaz
I felt this story.
Fuck this guy
Cooper Hernandez
Jet has a 3.7 and a 0.0, which is a smaller average than Mumford & Sons.
Anthony Powell
let's not forget that last night good content guy got so mad he admitted to being an incel virgin neet.
>You don't see me pretending to be you and saying that I'm a well-liked person with a great sex life.
Gavin Young
Good Content Guy is a God, and a hero to these threads.
