How many of you can actually say they play an instrument, let alone multiple?

How many of you can actually say they play an instrument, let alone multiple?
Mine are:
>Trumpet
>Guitar
>Piano
>Drums
>Ukulele (ik easy but still counts)
>Fucking learned recorder in fourth grade like everyone else, also violin in like 3rd grade

>Trumpet
>Baritone
>Tuba
>Steel Drums
>Hella percussion stuff except the drum set

I'm decent at the guitar and bass and can play the glockenspiel fairly well

My nigga

didn't even learn how to play the recorder, i took the class but never learned shit. the day we had to perform in front of the entire school i just pressed random holes hoping my classmate's recorders would drown out the horrid noise coming from mine.

it didn't.

No one gives a fuck. I bet your piano tutor thinks you play Mary Had a Little Lamb real swell-like. I bet you're a real Duke Ellington.

>Electric guitar
>Acoustic
>Bass
>Ukelele meme instrument
>Harp

I pull out the recoder when the time is ripe.

Ok mister no talent. I've been playing trumpet for 10 years, guitar for 5, played piano longer than trumpet although I stopped taking lessons. Then I taught myself drums once I got a set.

>not playing a bowed string instrument
>being sub-human trash musicians

>implying Brass isn't greater than strings

lmao OP you're a fucking pleb don't try and attempt to be superior to anybody else, I can play proficiently

>Acoustic/electric/classical guitar
>Bass guitar
>Piano
>Banjo
>Ukulele
>Cello
>Chapman stick
>Clavichord

these are the ones I can play well enough to get by in most situations
>Drums
>Marimba
>Harpsichord
>Harp
>Violin/Viola
>Oboe
>Saxophone
>Double bass
>Piccolo
>Recorder
>Flute
>Djembe/goblet drum
>Harmonica

get on my level

I want to be your friend

>playing a cello

Filthy commoner.

I don't have friends because I spend all day being a musical virtuoso

it's a sad life user

"Oh, you fucking loser. Non-musician = no talent. My strict as fuck Asian-like parents forced me into boring music lessons that I hated so that I could boast about my meager music skills and dream of oneday releasing a record that people consider classic, but never actually do it because I have no fucking will-power"
What are you doing on this website, Duke. Go impress the masses, you cunt.

>these are the ones I can play well enough to get by in most situations

>Harpsichord
>Harp
>Oboe
>Piccolo
>Recorder

Nigga in what "situations" would you need to play these instruments if you're not fully proficient?

>playing a giant meme of an instrument

Through Highschool band I played Trumpet Freshman Tuba Sophmore Snare Junior and then Quads(tenor drums) Senior year. Guitar and Bass and a little banjo so I could make some kick ass solo european bar music

>alto/tenor/baritone/bass saxophone
>bass guitar
>drums
>theremin

used to be a good singer too but my voice has turned into gravel

sitar
tanpura
tabla

Does anyone else play the recorder?

drums
keyboard

i mainly make electronic music since it's the music of the future and wll obsolete everything else, though.

>Guitar
>Piano
>Alto Sax
>Bb Clarinet
>Electric Bass

i only know basic paino chords

>Cello
>Guitar
>Bass
>Keyboard/Piano
>Basic drums

Drums, especially set

I'm kind of autistic about it. Always tapping with my fingers. Gotten to the point where my neighbors have made noise complaints about it

>Guitar
>Bass
>Drums to a point (I do a lot of funk fills)
>Harmonica

According to my bandmates I play a mean kazoo. I get all up in that shit, fucking rocking out on that sonavbitch.

>Bb Trumpet
>Guitar
>Bass
>Drums
>Piano
>French Horn
>Bb Clarinet
>Symphonic Percussion
>Vocals
>Viola
>Violin
>Cello

i'm losing proficiency for the viola, violin, and cello because i don't own them, so practice is limited.

>guitar
>piano
>voice
main ones

>harmonica
>trumpet
>drums
>triangle
I can play a few bars on

jamming or writing music or teaching