How come metal just sounds like annoying noises?

How come metal just sounds like annoying noises?

I am amazed at how anyone can listen to it.

Also metal heads please don't accuse me of listening to nothing but pop songs because I don't.

you're just too pleb to appreciate GUTTURAL SLAMMING BRUTALITY

>Also metal heads please don't accuse me of listening to nothing but pop songs because I don't.
Enlighten me then, exactly what do you listen to? Maybe then we could actually recommend something to maybe change your mind.

>How come metal just sounds like annoying noises?
Because it's a genre you don't enjoy. Everyone has a different preference.

how do you feel about noise?

i completely agree

p sure Fantano is into thrash and doom metal

I feel the same about most metal. Sepultura and Slayer both have moments where there's... songwriting... but Reign In Blood has at least 20 minutes of tracks that sound exactly the same to me.

here is your upvote

Correct however Anthony is bald

If you wanted attention so badly, you should've at least posted this with a trip.

How come jazz just sounds like annoying noises?

I am amazed at how anyone can listen to it.

Also jazz heads please don't accuse me of listening to nothing but pop songs because I don't.

Slamthony likes a lot of metal as far as I know. Though he's not a metalhead. As for your question, you probably just don't like the sound of distortion, which is fine.

How come pop just sounds like annoying noises?

I am amazed at how anyone can listen to it.

Also poptimists please don't accuse me of listening to nothing but rock songs because I don't.

He's a pretty big metal fan I think.

I agree. The only metal band I really like is Tool and I don't really even know if they're actually metal.

How come hip hop just sounds like ape noises?

I am amazed that anyone can listen to it.

Also liberals please don't accuse me of voting for Donald Trump because I'm not.

How come vaporwave just sounds like meme noises?

I am amazed at how anyone can listen to it.

Also vaporheads please don't accuse me of being part of the corporate consumerist propaganda machine because I'm not.

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Symphonic metal is safe.

Thread ends here, everyone can go home now.

Because metal is for 12 year old weebs. Its shite no matter what anyone else says

Yeah Sludge is the best metal, I agree

I don't understand why you've posted this thread. Do you expect metal fans to justify their opinions? Because it sounds like you've already made up your mind.

RATTLING HI-HATS

posting in super ebin bread

How come classical music just sounds stuck-up and old?

I am amazed at how anyone can listen to it.

Also /classical/ please don't accuse me of listening to nothing but pop songs because I don't.

reminder that if you listen to metal that isn't black, sludge, prog or doom you should kill yourself.

And I'm excluding lame flower-prog shit like Dream Theater, they ain't real prog metal.

Fascist.

Throw in mathcore and we're good to go. I was gonna complain about no death but pretty much all the "good" death metal probably comes under prog-death.

It's surprising how much metal is just total trash and yet there are some incredible masterpieces in those genres.

how does Sup Forums feel about Small?

all true by the way

t. hipster kid

Pretty much all thrash/death/metalcore sounds exactly the same. Metal is best when it's how it was originally: really heavy blues.

Not OP, but can someone recommend me some metal? I hate most metal, but there's gotta be something out there I like. I listened to something called stoner metal and thought it was tolerable, and I almost enjoyed drone metal (Sun O)))). Anybody have any rec's for me?

How come shoegaze just sounds like pointless static?

I am amazed at how anyoone can listen to it.

And /shugazi/ please don't accuse me of listening to nothing but pop songs because I don't

kyuss
sleep
elder
electric wizard
buzzoven
eyehategod
iron monkey
bongripper
weedeater

There is so much variety in metal honestly man it's really hard to just pick what you'll like. Who are your favourite bands.

I hate most metal and yet a lot of my favourite bands are metal.

listen to the melvins

Good.

Thanks, screencapped. I'll work through this.

Since I don't listen to metal, I assume you're not asking for my favourite metal bands. I like AnCo, Ariel Pink, Swans, Sufjan Stevens, Deerhunter/Atlas Sound, Flying Lotus, Death Grips, Battles, Modest Mouse, of Montreal, The Flaming Lips, Thee Oh Sees, Son Lux. Lots of surface-level mu stuff really.

How come metal just sounds like annoying noises?

Because it is.

It's like Jazz for /r/atheists.

Not really related to the thread but has anyone ever noticed that both metal and hip-hop are the hardest to judge quality by the album cover? A lot of "classic" metal and hip-hop albums have really shitty album covers.

I have a better rec for you.
KILL YOURSELF, we don't need more hipster cancer in metal. Enough.

>Blandthony Fagtano

>metal just sounds like annoying noises
There's a fresh argument, doesn't even make sense.

u chattin shit m8

Alright, I mean it's easier for me to not put an effort into growing my musical tastes. Done and done.

>bongripper
>weedeater
God I have never been so turned off a band by its name before

Don't forget Sleep's Dopesmoker and Electric Wizard's Dopethrone

Fantano like metal though.

weedeater has some solid tracks if that's you're taste, their album God Luck & Good Speed is pretty decent all the way through

That seems mostly psych based so what said is a good start but also look into some atmospheric black metal like Oranssi Pazuzu, Darkspace, Vattnet Viskar sort of thing. Really impressive atmospheres on them.

>Also metal heads please don't accuse me of listening to nothing but pop songs because I don't.
Biggest lie ever, you have shit taste.

Kek

the fact that metalheads take this bait only proves your point