I'm completely clueless on music, never played an instrument or produced bleeps, and I want to start making witch house...

I'm completely clueless on music, never played an instrument or produced bleeps, and I want to start making witch house.
But I'm clueless where to start so I'm asking Sup Forums, please give some pointers(what should I know, what tools to use, whatever)

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While we wait for nice user's to show up, can you list me some of your favorite witch house artists?

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Seen.

White Ring, Modern Witch(most things in Isvolt too), CVL† SH‡†, some others I can't type.

Yyzyyyz?

Gonna dump some of my favorite tracks. Still sad that almost none of those is active anymore

White Ring - Ix999

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CRIM3S - Stay Ugly (dat video is so awesome)

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>making meme music from years ago

oOoOO - Without Your Love

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Modern Witch - Cinema

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Modern Witch - Black Curtains

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Gvcci Hvcci - Bullet In My Head

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CRIM3S - Still Goin

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Ritualz Goth BB

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Ritualz - Baba Vanga

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Gvcci Hvcci - Superlow

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OP where are you?

you're like 5 years late m8

>I want to start making witch house

download ableton, nexus, a 909 kit and some female vocals acappellas

set the tempo at 140, kick on 1st step, snare on 3rd, now take a hypersaw preset, mess around, profit

im still here

idc

>witch house is oudated
what's the new stuff in town?

honestly you shouldnt even start, you do realize that every musical artist thats halfway decent has been making music since they were teens right? its literally impossible to just "pick up" music as an adult and you're literally retarded for not realizing this.

>implying op is an adult

but seriously tho op just by hearing you talk about it its easy to tell that you're not gonna make anything of value and are just going to be wasting your time

im only doing it for the artsy pussy
FUCK you too ;))))

>doing hours of work so you can satisfy some animalistic instinct

lmao plebe

HAHAHAHA no ones going to fuck you after hearing your shitty beats bruh. keep dreaming

you're a fucking moron

>witch house
HAHAHAH
A person with half a brain can create a witch house hit song under 5 minutes.

and what about his statement makes him a moron? i think you're just mad because you realize its the truth

OP here

hey OP, just to recap if thread is tl;dr you shouldnt try to make any music.

HOOVER SYNTH, LOW CHORDS