>he has an acoustic guitar covered with stickers
ITT: red flags on musicians
>he has an acoustic guitar
>he has a guitar
>he is a guitar
>he
>he plays with a fender scrotumcaster
>The acoustic guitar he shows off has bad action and overly thick strings and the strings are rusted
>He doesn't clip the end of his strings because he thinks it makes him look cool
>Stickers
>Spider IV
>Intentionally beat-up electric guitar
>Pointy metal guitars
>Unironically talks about tonewood and meaningless terms like that
>Clip-on tuners
>Heavy picks/Jazz IIIs used for anything but shredding
>Places more importance on speed than taste and technique
>he plays
I like this image
>he's a filipino teenager in a chicago bulls snapback playing singing while playing the ukelele on youtube
>Open tuning and banging/tapping on the guitar
You should like this as well ;)
>claim they play the piano
>plays triads in left hand
>loosely connected pop song melody in right
>everyone watching in awe, can't believe their eyes
>claim I can play piano
>start playing rachmaninoff's third concerto at performance speed
>everyone watching becomes bored
>interrupted and asked if other person can play again
Every fucking time, lads
>the guitar is him
yeah i would just think you have autism and cheer the other guy on
>rachmaninoff
>he can't play a wind instrument of any kind
I'd like to see what you can do
Why?
>he says he plays bass
>plays only route notes
>says he is a guitarist
>never plays the route note under any circumstance
>beats, chill, ambient, trap, vaporwave
>he can't read music
>says he's a musician
>music producer