Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 27 Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -CPD on the lookout for Sinéad O'Connor again -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches. -/p4k/ forever
Charles Bennett
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Jose Thomas
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
Colton Roberts
I love pitchfork, and these threads.
Jose Miller
This thread stands with Hillary Clinton
Xavier Hill
stop
Benjamin Gray
Deerhoof's The Magic will get an 8.0 or 8.1
Brayden Mitchell
As do I, friend
Noah Johnson
Easily the most kawaii lo-fi indie rock I've heard in quite a while
Jeremiah Nelson
What did everyone think of the Famous music video?
Colton Sanchez
My laptop has spent well over ten hours scanning all my files to see if there's any malware preventing one empty Neil Young folder from disappearing.
Nothing's turned up.
Music for this feel?
Anyway, who's getting it tonight?
Jace Johnson
We Zoeposting tonight f a m
Ryder Myers
Kneedelus came out last year and was already reviewed by Pitchfork.
Connor Nguyen
>ywn hear """i love you user, and i wanna smash everyday to make lots of patrician babies""" out of those lips any music for this feel lads?
Parker Wright
Hrm.
Why the hell is it on AllMusic's new releases list? That's a hunk of bullshit. I'll take care of it.
Jeremiah Gray
pitbull
Kevin Cooper
This thread stands with Zoe Camp
Blake Gray
i wish i were Zoe's socks on a hot summer day
Alexander Adams
This thread stands on the faces of children
Alexander Jenkins
Why you do this to me?
Brayden Morris
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Suicide 9.1 BNR by Marc Masters The Avett Brothers 3.8 by Allison Hussey Delorean 5.0 by Ian Cohen Yumi Zouma 7.4 by Patrick St. Michel Jay Arner 7.0 by Raymond Cummings
Nathan Ross
Holy fuck, Avett Brothers 3.8
Easton Howard
I can get behind this
Thomas Wright
Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".
Xavier Williams
i like suicide
Christopher Collins
what about avett bros?
Levi Howard
suicide>avett bros
Leo Davis
i wish Zoe would get behind me, if you know what I mean
[spoiler]to peg me[/spoiler]
Brandon Walker
The Avett Brothers commit Suicide
Aaron Garcia
>The Avett Brothers 3.8 by Allison Hussey >by Allison Hussey >Hussey Why do they let sluts review music?
Nathan Phillips
>her >she
Oliver Williams
?
Jacob Ross
KYS laura snapes stop being a jealous *cunt, no one likes you
