Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 27 Nights since last BNM: 2
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -CPD on the lookout for Sinéad O'Connor again -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches. -/p4k/ forever
Adrian Ward
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Thomas Peterson
What's everyone listening to?
Juan Fisher
Really should have seen him a second time
Jason Torres
this thread hypes and supports pitchfork, all conde nast affiliates, these threads, the p4k shill, and the party of allah, that's right friends, Hezbollah.
Jacob Bennett
Did any faggot on this useless board post a Happy 50th Anniversary thread for The Mothers of Invention's Freak Out! today??
>Verve Records, June 27th, 1966
You faggots really are beyond clueless and pathetic
But back to your Conde Nast company, fags, by all means
Kevin Mitchell
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
Julian Reed
This thread stands with Zoe Camp
Ian Bailey
This thread stands with memes
Nolan Scott
This thread stands with Ian Cohen
Aiden Gray
This thread stands with Mark Richardson
Joseph Wood
So apparently AllMusic put a couple albums released a year or two ago on its "new releases" list. This chart includes the first fourteen albums on the list that actually came out on the 24th.
Who's getting it tonight?
Justin Perry
This thread this thread
Aiden Barnes
DEERHOOF - THE MAGIC
8.0-8.1
Adam Anderson
>caring about album anniversaries That's just pathetic.
Tyler Gutierrez
This thread stands with album anniversaries
Benjamin Morales
Camp Zoe with stands thread this
Kayden Hall
What the fuck happened?
Sebastian Davis
What happened to these threads? Did mu revolt against P4k or something?
Kayden Wilson
This thread stands with Dead Sara
Dylan Hughes
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James Bell
site redesign turned pitchfork to shit
Adam Hernandez
This thread stands with threads that stand with threads that are standing with standing with Zoe Camp
Kevin Brooks
OK i do agree with this. Front page looks like shit
Gavin Barnes
not having the new releases on the front page is heresy.
Jace Evans
mass boycott when Zoe refused to post her cute, CUTE soles
Aaron Morales
Yeah, that's what really made me hate the redesign.
Angel Nelson
besides zoe, who are you favorite reviewers?
Nathaniel Morales
Laura Snapes
Cameron Phillips
i really really really like jaqueline z camp
and ian cus he's a meme
my favourite music writer in general is jeff weiss, though, he doesn't do enough p4k reviews to be /p4k/kore
Lucas Gomez
Deerhoof - The Magic 8.1 Nice As Fuck - Nice As Fuck 8.2 BNM Hot Hot Heat - Hot Hot Heat 6.5 Future & DJ Esco - Project E.T. 7.6
Brandon Jackson
those are my predictions
Adrian Wood
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM Deerhoof - The Magic 8.1 Nice As Fuck - Nice As Fuck 8.2 Jonathan Tyler - Holy Smokes 8.0
Charles Phillips
Whole lotta nothin'.
Here's your answer.
Jonathan Garcia
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Bruce Springsteen 8.5 by Sam Sodomsky Blut Aus Nord / Ævangelist 7.4 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni Caveman 5.2 by Ian Cohen Bjarki 5.8 by Andrew Gaerig
Christopher Powell
an 8.5 no BNM
does pitchfork NOT wanna give best new reissue?
Nathan Martinez
Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".
Josiah Cruz
Seriously, fuck Pitchfork
Nobody wants to read any of those reviews. Where the fuck is Deerhoof? You are long overdue.
Kayden Fisher
>long overdue >hasn't even out a week Calm down. The Glowing Man review was published a few days after its release date.
Alexander Ross
no one wants to read a deerhoof review but you. and maybe deerhoof.
Aaron Bailey
They had all weekend.
Fuck off. Deerhoof are a great band.
Ian Hall
>They had all weekend. Because it's not like anything else came out that day that they also need to review