/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 27
Nights since last BNM: 2

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-CPD on the lookout for Sinéad O'Connor again
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches.
-/p4k/ forever

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

What's everyone listening to?

Really should have seen him a second time

this thread hypes and supports pitchfork, all conde nast affiliates, these threads, the p4k shill, and the party of allah, that's right friends, Hezbollah.

Did any faggot on this useless board post a Happy 50th Anniversary thread for The Mothers of Invention's Freak Out! today??

>Verve Records, June 27th, 1966

You faggots really are beyond clueless and pathetic

But back to your Conde Nast company, fags, by all means

This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.

This thread stands with Zoe Camp

This thread stands with memes

This thread stands with Ian Cohen

This thread stands with Mark Richardson

So apparently AllMusic put a couple albums released a year or two ago on its "new releases" list. This chart includes the first fourteen albums on the list that actually came out on the 24th.

Who's getting it tonight?

This thread this thread

DEERHOOF - THE MAGIC

8.0-8.1

>caring about album anniversaries
That's just pathetic.

This thread stands with album anniversaries

Camp Zoe with stands thread this

What the fuck happened?

What happened to these threads? Did mu revolt against P4k or something?

This thread stands with Dead Sara

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site redesign turned pitchfork to shit

This thread stands with threads that stand with threads that are standing with standing with Zoe Camp

OK i do agree with this. Front page looks like shit

not having the new releases on the front page is heresy.

mass boycott when Zoe refused to post her cute, CUTE soles

Yeah, that's what really made me hate the redesign.

besides zoe, who are you favorite reviewers?

Laura Snapes

i really really really like jaqueline z camp

and ian cus he's a meme

my favourite music writer in general is jeff weiss, though, he doesn't do enough p4k reviews to be /p4k/kore

Deerhoof - The Magic 8.1
Nice As Fuck - Nice As Fuck 8.2 BNM
Hot Hot Heat - Hot Hot Heat 6.5
Future & DJ Esco - Project E.T. 7.6

those are my predictions

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Deerhoof - The Magic 8.1
Nice As Fuck - Nice As Fuck 8.2
Jonathan Tyler - Holy Smokes 8.0

Whole lotta nothin'.

Here's your answer.

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Bruce Springsteen 8.5 by Sam Sodomsky
Blut Aus Nord / Ævangelist 7.4 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Caveman 5.2 by Ian Cohen
Bjarki 5.8 by Andrew Gaerig

an 8.5 no BNM


does pitchfork NOT wanna give best new reissue?

Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".

Seriously, fuck Pitchfork

Nobody wants to read any of those reviews. Where the fuck is Deerhoof? You are long overdue.

>long overdue
>hasn't even out a week
Calm down. The Glowing Man review was published a few days after its release date.

no one wants to read a deerhoof review but you. and maybe deerhoof.

They had all weekend.

Fuck off. Deerhoof are a great band.

>They had all weekend.
Because it's not like anything else came out that day that they also need to review

Yeah, shitty music did also come out that day.