Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 27 Nights since last BNM: 4
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>What'd I miss? The long, slow death of Condenastfork, still in progress
Andrew Kelly
>one last AOTY for Radiohead fuck yeah
Austin Wood
I identify as a pitchfork patrician.
Oliver Gutierrez
>implying Blood Orange isn't getting 9.1 and AOTY
Gavin Evans
They don't always order their AOTY list based on the score though. Remember Silent Shout got 2006 AOTY with an 8.6 and Art Angels was ahead of several albums that got a higher rating.
Landon Hernandez
This thread stands with Zoe Camp.
Nathan Johnson
whoa whoa whoa here what happened to Zoe?
Christopher Myers
score predictions for Blood Orange?
John Ward
Hello everyone, how are you doing, and more importantly, what's are you listening to?
>pic related DEAR TOMMY WHEN
Luis Davis
Who's getting it tonight?
Noah Long
dear tommy has a chance at 9.0+, they've loved all the tracks they've released so far
Joshua Diaz
i want to say 8.5, same as Cupid Deluxe, but Pitchfork usually likes to go .1 up or down if consecutive releases from an artist get BNMs
Ethan Perry
Blood Orange - Freetown Sound: 8.8 BNM
Adrian Myers
>9.1 and AOTY yeah probably this desu senpai
Nolan Rivera
...
Justin Gutierrez
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
Brayden Baker
delete this
Daniel Jackson
I refuse.
Cameron Smith
Fuck off. This thread stands with Zoe Camp and Zoe Camp alone.
Ryan Gonzalez
Do it or every Sup Forumstant will be forced to listen to RiFF RAFF's new record.
Jaxson Moore
>her
Oliver Nelson
kys
Josiah Phillips
my friend the p4k shill, please add Meaghan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, and Larkin Grimm to the op.
Owen Sanchez
f u.
Nathan Hill
Blood Orange 9.2 you heard it first.
AOTY - Freetown Sound SOTY to Augustine or Burn the Witch - Radiohead
Justin Jackson
No, it will get an 8.8 BNM. Maybe an 8.7
Jackson Wilson
this
Dylan Rogers
Nah, it's not 9.2 good.
Oliver Cooper
it's definitely not but p4k disagrees
Cameron Martin
well fuck them
Austin Wilson
nicely done, friend!
Luis Martinez
WHERE IS IT?
Jordan Sanders
damn....
Thomas Wright
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Blood Orange 8.8 BNM by Marcus J. Moore River Tiber 7.8 by Kevin Lozano Let’s Eat Grandma 7.3 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni Lungfish 7.4 by Jason Heller
Michael Myers
8.8
Luis Diaz
I told you
Elijah Peterson
blm mentioned in the first sentence.
Landon Sanchez
Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".
Jayden James
You forgot to attach the chart lol
Jordan Peterson
imagine being a white indie band and having the writer just talk about current events shit and all their woke political nonsense in your review.
Carter Young
>white indie bands can't touch on political themes and ideas
nice one
Gavin Watson
Sup Forums will consider it a duplicate file and prevent me from attaching it again, since nothing happened to prompt editing the chart
Kayden Gray
haha fuuuck
Jonathan Powell
not if you change the filename, nimrod.
Luke Jackson
You should have listened to me, guys.
Adam White
this review is bullshit
>49 people died in what’s being called the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history, after a gunman walked into a gay Orlando nightclub and opened fire. And just last week, the United Kingdom—where Hynes is from—voted to leave the European Union, sparking chants of racism from liberals.
>Freetown feels shaded by all these events
that didnt even happen when he was writing this album, how does this relate to the album in any way
Andrew Morgan
You're on Sup Forums. Everyone is a nimrod.
Holy shit, didn't read it yet. That's egregious journalism.
James Martinez
it's a review, bub. it's criticism, not journalism.
Cameron Sanders
this is like when biggie smalls rapped "blow up like the world trade" 7 years BEFORE 9/11 happened.
Jose Bennett
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, THEY DID IT
THEY FINALLY USED A FIRST-PERSON PRONOUN IN A REVIEW
>My in-laws—also from Freetown—speak reverently of the villages and family and friends who still live there. >MY
its like a shooting star, to hide the humanity in the reviews like they usually do
That's a component of modern music journalism, bub.
Brayden Martinez
always confused why 4channers think this is the same thing as reporting the news. P4k is often pretty ungraceful in the way they bring up context, but it's totally necessary to a good discussion of art
Jace Bailey
God when did pitchfork become so clickbait-y
Joseph Baker
if you don't feel the zeitgeist right now, i don't know what to tell you.
Liam Reed
Marcus J. Moore, the cuck that wrote the review.
William Parker
haha right, critiquing the prose is for autists, its not like someone could possibly be interested in writing or be a writer themselves
you dont have to give a shit, i found it funny, because they always write in this impersonal way that tells you what youre going to feel instead of how the writer felt, with a bullshit air of authority
Brody Garcia
>feels shaded >feels
There you go dude.
Cooper Morales
no, autismo. i meant the wtc joke this guy made went over your head. is this meta b8?
Brody Edwards
>because they always write in this impersonal way
do you even pitchfork? pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/6656-kid-a/ it doesn't get more personal and subjective than that. the rap on pitchfork has never been that its too objective/impersonal.
Matthew Bennett
that is me, its not bait, i cant read your tone through text, i dont know if youre an idiot or pretending, easy mistake to make on this stupid website
>written 16 years ago >by Brent DiCrescenzo
brent was mostly fucking around, and they never had a writer like him ever again after he left, and that was also written before they had any clout as a review outlet
Landon Rodriguez
what is the best review and why is it the eminem show
Nolan Cox
Me reading this debate
Aiden Reyes
>brent was mostly fucking around, and they never had a writer like him ever again after he left
