ITT: Favorite album and the worst thing you've ever done.
>Pic related
>On my 18th birthday I was hanging out at my friend's house, his stepmom got really drunk and fell into a deep sleep in her room
>We both jacked off onto her face and tits while she was in this state
>Cleaned it up, got away with it
>I still hang out over there and she still makes pancakes for us
It's been almost 3 years but man
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at the same time? that's pretty gay user
That sounds pretty hot.
>walked down street to friends house
>went to backdoor
>let myself in
>made a sandwich and went home
>no one saw me
>have never told her
cant really recall a worser thing but thought this was pretty funny
>ran over my own cat, he died.
>drunk drove into the back of a Yukon.
>stole a computer from a church.
>called retarded people Waterheads.
>laughed at my good friends death in a car crash because the situation was so ridiculous.
>In high school, I listened to Ska.
>I still surf on Sup Forums
Forced a guy in my basement to cut off his own penis with a pair of dull scissors and then raped his girlfriend using his severed penis. I'm trying to be a better person now though.
Not posting the worst things ive ever done, but i have stolen a gun from a police officer and got away with it.
What were the circumstances of your friends death?
>waiting outside school weight with friends
>playing stupid games while we wait
>track girl comes up
>friends say they want to stop playing
>I say "Oh come you guys want to stop playing for the fucking hunchback"
>immediately realize I said very loud and see her die on the inside as she hobbles away
>too much of a puss to apologize
>never see her at track again.
Puss
I'm not even sure why you would want to do this if it's real
>teased an autistic girl in Elementary school
>coerced a girl I met on GTA Online to send me topless pics
>broke into a vacant house with friends
Ehh
He had just bought a new Cadilac in cash from the money he had received in a settlement from getting hit with a car. In the car, him and some of his druggy friends drive to another state to purchase a bunch of dank to bring back to sell. Driving back they're all smoking weed when the person driving loses control on the interstate and the car goes off the road trapping my friend and another kid in the car. Instead of trying to free them, the two people who are able to get out go and try to hide all of the dank in the woods. Meanwhile, the car catches fire... and my friend and another kid both trapped, burn alive. Yes, horrible, but the irony of him dying in his most prized possession over stupid fucking moron drugs was what was the funny part. At this point in my life, I do feel terrible about it.
>In high school, I listened to Ska.
kys you sick fuck
Well that was indeed a literary rollercoaster
fire emoji/10
Lol
hotboxed one of those big construction tractors with friends and took the key that was in the ignition
The Game – The Documentary
>be 17-year-old me
>in school lunch line
>I see a few freshmen picking on a mentally challenged senior
>I go up the the bullies
>"Is there a problem here?"
>Freshmen shut up but are trying to hold back smirks
>I take the mentally challenged kid up by me in the line
>the dickholes are snickering in the back
>I get my lunch and sit down
>kid is getting napkins and picks his tray up
>one of the freshmen knock his tray out of his hands
>mashed potatoes all over his pants
>freshmen start laughing
>without thinking, I throw a spoonful of mashed potatoes across the room
>I miss the 6'4", 250 pound freshman and hit the mentally challenged kid in the face
>everyone looks at me
>I stand up
>"look up"
>everyone looks up
>"read the first two words of this post"
>yfw
FUCK!
FUCK YOU!
FUUUCK
>High on some strong acid
>Go for night hike with friend and his girlfriend
>Long story short freaked the fucked out and ended up lighting a 5 acre fire
>Cops show up ive ripped off all my clothes but my boxers
>Fight cops
>Go to jail still really high on acid
>Fucking sucks im a felon and my doctor says I have schizophrenia.
ebin
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>molestation
>smacked a bitch
>stoled drugs
>stoled panties
>shoplifting
>"hacking" friends accounts
>toked up at church
feel bad about the first two... i thought i was pretty clean but there needs to be some worse shit posted here
>niandra lades and usually just a t-shirt
best story so far
I don't believe you because I want to maintain my sanity.
I don't believe you because that's bullshit
>pic related
>during college I hunted drunk FOB asians walking back home from the bars at late night and groped/sexually assaulted them. Did it for 3 or 4 months, Never got caught.
>I'm trying to be a better person now though.
that's good user
lol, what do you think all the videos and pictures online of that type of shit were made voluntarily?
:(
A guy sexually assaulted an ex of mine so I threw a brick through his window and beat him up with a pry bar.
justifiable
If by worst you mean best than sure
Sounds completely reasonable to me
Good job
Ebin is a great song
I have stolen a lot of electronics, jewelry, valuables and personal items from family, friends, loved ones, strangers/co-workers and work related individuals all for personal gain, some of it for honest necessity, a lot of it drug and alcohol related wankery. I have landed people in deep shit covering my tracks about this. I feel no regret other than the shame in myself. I don't do any of that anymore though.
I have treated my ex, one of the best people on earth in general like shit in an effort to not be exactly like my dad.
I've raped someone. This is the first time I've admited it was full on rape, no consent, with intent and alcohol involved.
Hmm, now that I think about it I can't post my fav album, people I know lurk Sup Forums and the album is a dead giveaway.
I once masturbated to a video of a pelican eating a pigeon, anyway here's my favorite album.
I dont get it...
not even mad
Do you guys think that guitar center will acceot my return keyboard I haven't opened it and it's two days past the 14 day return policy limit should I still try?
Your favorite album being X&Y is worse than your story.
when I was a broke college student I'd steal money out of my gf's mom's purse to take her out because I'd spend my paycheck in a week
Yeah I was thinking just in terms of actual harm to someone regardless of justification.
The other thing I was considering posting was when I started hooking up with my best friend's ex gf less than a week after they broke up.
Still know it was wrong but they already broke up anyway. Plus he found out but we all made amends and we're still good friends. Go figure.
its 30 days
it's probably pinkerton
>going to art school, sharing the apartment living space with a friend and my brother
>my friend does not work or go to school, gets money from his grandparents
>in the weekdays, invites her girlfriend over, gets drunk with him and they sleep and cuddle all day watching TV
>slowly starts to get annoying, since her gf barges in whenever she feels like, and my friend drinks bottle of vodka a day
>friend develops apathy over his drinking habit, smokes cigs indoors that I don't like
>doesn't give a fuck when I explicitly told him not to, we might get kicked out if he keeps doing it
>one day, I get mad and decide to hit him back
>make a fake account of his ex-gf and write his current gf that my friend is cheating her for his ex
>friend learns this from his gf, gets mad, writes on the fake account angrily, like "die you horrible lying slut" etc.
>I come back home from art school, friend complains about the incident:
>"my ex lied to my current gf that I was cheating her with my ex"
>I shrug and try to play along the best I could:
>"Oh yeah? That sucks man.."
...
>3 years have passed, I don't live with him anymore, don't see him
>he still doesn't know it was a fake account made by me
I think of that song where that guy talks about watching a man masturbate
took my childhood friend's little sister's virginity, she was 18 but i knew her since she was born
>me and my friends back in High school got drunk as fuck
>go car hoppin at night like we usually do
>steal a car
>go "drifting" in it
>one friend who's completely blasted some how ends up in the driver seat
>driving at what felt like 60 mph
>pretends to drive toward tree to psyc us out and scare us
>me thinking hes actually gonna do
>pull on the E brake right as he hit the curb
>he doesn't know what's goin on and starts turning wheel
>we and up smashing against the tree
>we all look at each other with confusion
>we all laugh and drive off to to sell Shit we stole at a giant thrift shop
>to late to return car cause their lights are on
>park it somewhere
>pick up next weekend and proceed to do illegal Shit in it
>bout a month later the car got towed
>huge investigation starts
>friend got caught
>we all ended up getting caught
No where near the worst thing I've done but I dont feel like getting hated on.
Cmon, user
Tell us
hated on? this is Sup Forums
plus, you got dubs boi
>No where near the worst thing I've done but I dont feel like getting hated on.
god you're a pussy
uh huh uh huh
was really mean to a small chihuaha (my aunt's) and bascially tormented it because it shit in my room and it had a heart attack. I just left the house and when I came back they all figured it had just died since it was pretty old
>I am tall and I am thin
>Of an enviable height
>And I've been known to be quite handsome
>In a certain angle and in certain light
>Well I entered into O'Malley's
>Said, "O'Malley I have a thirst"
>O'Malley merely smiled at me
>Said "You wouldn't be the first"
>I knocked on the bar and pointed
>To a bottle on the shelf
>And as O'Malley poured me out a drink
>I sniffed and crossed myself
>My hand decided that the time was nigh
>And for a moment it slipped from view
>And when it returned, it fairly burned
>With confidence anew
>Well the thunder from my steely fist
>Made all the glasses jangle
>When I shot him, I was so handsome
>It was the light, it was the angle
>Huh! Hmmmmmm
>"Neighbours!" I cried, "Friends!" I screamed
>I banged my fist upon the bar
>"I bear no grudge against you!"
>And my dick felt long and hard
>"I am the man for which no God waits
>But for which the whole world yearns
>I'm marked by darkness and by blood
>And one thousand powder-burns"
>Well, you know those fish with the swollen lips
>That clean the ocean floor
>When I looked at poor O'Malley's wife
>That's exactly what I saw
>I jammed the barrel under her chin
>And her face looked raw and vicious
>Her head it landed in the sink
>With all the dirty dishes
>Her little daughter Siobhan
>Pulled beers from dusk till down
>And amongst the townfolk she was a bit of a joke
>But she pulled the best beer in town
>I swooped magnificent upon her
>As she sat shivering in her grief
>Like the Madonna painted on the church-house wall
>In whale's blood and banana leaf
>Her throat it crumbled in my fist
>And I spun heroically around
>To see Caffrey rising from his seat
>I shot that mother fucker down
>Mmmmmmmmmm Yeah Yeah Yeah
>"I have no free will", I sang
>As I flew about the murder
>Mrs. Richard Holmes, she screamed
>You really should have heard her
>I sang and I laughed, I howled and I wept
>I panted like a pup
you should walk back into O'Malley's and fucking kill yourself
i did a lot of things when i was a child
>9 years old
>made a crossbow in my father's shed
>used it on animals
>a raccoon
>a violent dog
>a cat
>i threw a dummy i named "mr. highway" down onto a highway from a small overpass
>it landed right in front of this RV that swerved at the last second to avoid it
>caused a pileup
>i ran back into the woods immediately
>heard my parents talking about it the next day
>nobody died but there were a lot of injuries and car damage
>my little brother drowned in the bathtub when he was 3
>i didn't really care about it
>my mother cried about it all the time and didn't pay attention to me
>i stole a rubber duck she had saved to remember him by
>threw it down a well in the woods by my house
>she asked me if i had taken it
>i said "what if i did"?
the stuff since then isn't bad
>be 17
>horny so i go on omegle, im relatively good looking so I get pussy on there pretty easy
>meet 16 year old girl, start flirting a bit. end up moving to kik
>ask her if she wants to trade nudes, she agrees
>send each other vids of us masturbating and whatnot. good shit.
>next day she messages me and tells me she's actually 12 and her breasts developed early
>feel sick but kinda turned on
>masturbate with her again and have the best climax I've had
>never message her again after that
Still feel disgusted with myself to this day but whatever. Probably not the worse thing I've done but this story came to mind
I got head from my good friend's girlfriend unbeknownst to him while he was 10-15 feet away. God she was good.
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Drove a girl to psychosis by brain washing her into thinking her friends hate her.
>asap mob tour bus
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i'm not following you user....
>going to art school
you could have stopped right there
ok so you're a sociopath
literally wat?
this could be a short film
asswipe
This girls friends thought I was a dick (I am) and I told her that they were talking about her behind her back hated her blah blah blah she ended up in a mental hospital because it fucked with her reality testing.
nice
Worse thing I've ever done was probably fuck my sister.
say hello to r/Sup Forums
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Story?
> typical radiohead
Hosianna Mantra.
Spilled chocolate milk.
do go on
you're fucking sick in the head
>be me 16
>sister is 15
>sister is a klepto
>manages to steal two laptops from school
>gets caught
>parents threaten to send her away to a girls boarding school if she keeps this up
>not even a week later I catch her with my xbox
>was planning on selling it I presume (she would do that with all the shit she stole)
>threaten to tell parents about it
>says she'll do anything
>told her fuck no I'm telling mom and dad
>as im about to leave she pushes me against a wall
>unzips my dick
And I'm sure you can guess what happens next. It was really weird and awkward because we were both virgins.
I popped my sisters cherry. We don't really talk much now.
i don't get it
how is that funny?
You must have a really fucked family
i feel things now though
underage pls go
>unzips my dick
it unzips?
spotted the cutfag
>being this new
>the stuff since then isn't bad
I guarantee you've killed someone since that all happened.
I don't get it. Is there a reference or something I'm not getting?
stop being 14
sum
mer
fag
noophag
Guys stop fucking with me I'm not underage and I've been lurking year round. I just don't understand.
kek
b8?
Can't lie I don't know why but I keked
In the name of my dubs
Basically
>me and my friends 's encourage our older "friends" rapist behavior cause he can buy booze and drive off base
One day
>young chick(14 year old virgin) om friends with meets up with him and other friend
>meet up with them
>rapist friend tells me he's tryna smash the young girl
>okay.. Lol you're 21 dude it's creepy
>end up getting fucked up
>girl keeps asking me to take her home
>tell her to chill
>He coersed her into smoking more spice
>I see what he's doing and don't like it but proceed to get higher because fuck it
>me and other friend end up passing out
>apperantly he ended up raping her and taking her virginity
>wake up and Girl is gone
>She walked home a couple hours after the rape
>next day I get text from a whole bunch of people saying they're gonna our ass
>cops hear about and case opens up
Sadly that's not the first time me and my friends let him rape our chick friends. Funnily enough alot of the chicks ended up still partying with us afterwars
This is really a shitty story. Really, really full of shit.
why did you do that
>the stuff since then isn't bad
we'll be the judge of that
I know you're trying to be edgy and you're so close too.
You realize that there is something seriously wrong with you, right?
Beast.
>Entered a school in the middle of the night with two friends of mine and stole stuff. We wanted to get musical instruments (even a drum set) from the music lab, and computers from computer lab... but classrooms were locked so we just stole some books lol
Are there actually people who still play The Game in fucking 2016?
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A few years ago I lied to everyone I know and partially blew my witness protection identity and I've had to hide out as a completely different person ever since but without the help of the government. It's been hard but I'm still alive.