Post scaruffi scores that make you consider suicide

Post scaruffi scores that make you consider suicide

TMR

He's right you know

>Pablo Honey equal to Kid A

He just doesn't get it.

Scaruffi hates pop music without an edge, these scores shouldn't surprise you at all.

reminder

Which album of theirs should I listen to

then why does he praise Jefferson Airplane so highly

Propeller
Bee Thousand
Alien Lanes
Under the Bushes Under the Stars
Isolation Drills

Cool

MISSING VAMPIRE ON TITUS

HOLY FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Vampire on Titus

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Why is Korn's debut bad?

And yet scruffi raves about comparable mercury rev releases

Not only infuriating but nonsensical

A 6 means he sorta liked it

Mercury Rev > Flaming Lips

I had the opposite opinion when I was new to Sup Forums

literally nothing wrong with this picture though

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Literally eat shit old man

Is Scaruffi the only man to have indirectly caused so much triggering on Sup Forums?

Based t b h

it takes literally zero effort to trigger anyone here

here's one example: "pitchfork recent trend of giving black artists high ratings is a good thing"

Yeah, but you don't see constant threads and posts about that

are you looking at the same board as me?

>tfw scruffy likes your favorite band
Feels good man.

Mercury Rev is waaaaayyyyy better than flaming lips, silly newfag

>Soundtracks for the Blind only an 8/10
>The Seer 6/10
>To be Kind 6.5/10

Reminder that the more you're triggered by an opinion, the higher the chance that you're a newfag and/or have shit taste

this board is all fucking kpop and grimes memes there is literally no real discussion here

and before i get a retarded (you) no you're wrong /daily/ is just tripfags trying to out hipster each other and its fucking embarrassing

an 8 on his scale means its a masterpiece.

>Surfer Rosa higher than Doolittle

That's the only one that springs to mind

Does this guy like any music?

He's not gonna inflate scores just for your precious albums.

Besides, an 8 for him is REALLY good.

>Station to Station
>6/10

>At the end of the millennium it becomes more and more evident that Trout Mask Replica is the only record of rock music worth listening to.

Nobody actually does that.

what does he think of mj?

wtf
why are they so high?

Is Fugazi patrician?

Also, to make it worse, he rated it this way based on how funny it was. Fuckin hell scruffy.

has he ever given a 10 though?

Scaruffi rates on an absolute scale. A 10 would have to be the best album ever.

why is everyone so butthurt his 6s literally mean "listen if you're a fan"

if you're a fan then that means he's recommending the album to you

Every Scaruffi rating

>Korn rated higher than a 3
His problem should be obvious. Any one who isn't 12 knows Korn is trash.

he has given three 9.5s, and has given like 28 9s.

i dunno, clouds taste metallic is really good. but yerself is steam is better

you haven't listened to the debut have you

Mercury Rev's first two albums are ages ahead of anything The Flaming Lips ever did.

Is he right?

because he likes kanye west

>music critic
>hates 99% of music

no he doesn't

Yes

ok good talk

but it's true

>>hates 99% of music

[citation needed]

Nah bruh

>[citation needed]
here's your citation
*unzips*

because Kanye is better than radiohead

>giving a shit about scaruffi

P4kiddie detected

He probably has a deeper appreciation for music than anyone on Sup Forums

People like to meme that he doesn't enjoy anything, but in reality he admires an extremely diverse range of musical styles. How any other critics have high praise for nu metal alongside contemporary classical?

>three 9.5s
which albums?
is there a way to view the albums he's given certain scores?

This. He also isn't afraid to rate obscure genres highly and unconditionally praise them, which is something I admire. He has a pretty unique taste and it a lot better than many critics out there (definitely better than anyone from NME or P4K).

That being said
>Scaruffi thinks your favourite band is garbage
Hold me bros

>can they get much higher

*meant obscure albums

literally scaruffi.com

>which albums?

Trout Mask Replica
Rock Bottom
Faust I

What band?

+TVU&N but that got switched back to a 9

nirvana haha

>6.5
>7
>7

>garbage

hahahah

Manic Street Preachers. Then again, their best stuff is quite based on their lyrics and Scaruffi doesn't seem to give them much importance.

i admire your honesty

Oh ok, Ignore this then...

>Repeater
I had no clue

I am very curious as to what he'd think of Wildflower

Do you agree with him giving a 7.5 to Korn or?

considering Kid A is the most overrated modern album (along with MBDTF), he's right

>along with MBDTF

He gave MBDTF a 7.5 which is the highest he's ever given a hip-hop album.

I never said scaruffi wasn't a retard, I just said those 2 albums are extremely overrated

he's right on radiohead though, amnesiac and OKC are their two best but they're not amazing

He have public enemy an 8 actually, nation of millions

It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back (8/10)

they were incredibly consistent in quality, never put out a bad record

godweensatan is their best though

Yep
people don't understand that scaruffi rating scale is normalized and a 6 is above average

Yeah, this one was a shocker. It's a solid 3.

Mercury Rev is the band you transition into after you get enough taste to no longer enjoy The Flaming Lips

this x100

>tfw Scaruffi gave your favorite band a 9, an 8, and the rest 6s
Is there any better feel?

6 means "buy if you're a fan"

Official explanatations for the ratings:
>Ratings: 10=best album ever; 9=rock masterpiece; 8=buy it now; 7=buy it eventually; 6=buy it if you are a fan

everything here should be two points lower

yup
these are good scores for him, especially given their consistency

>Zaireeka anything higher than a zero
what a joke

I don't understand his emphasis on originality. Who gives a shit about chronological order. If I took a black sharpie to all of the release dates in scruffi's record collection he wouldn't have a fucking clue what was good anymore

embarrassing

So he recommends Pablo Honey to Radiohead fans but not In Rainbows? Top kek.

Listening to Flaming Lips is more embarrassing desu

Red House Painters?
Morphine?
Gun Club?