/metal/ - Metal General

Meme Production Edition

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First for "poser" is a meaningless insult now.
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A COUNTRY THAT'S DIVIDED

/METAL/ FUCKING BTFO
WE AIN'T COMING BACK FROM THIS ONE

What the fuck is he wearing?

SURELY WILL NOT STAND

Is Neige aryan

That's because it's 'poseur'.

what are you listening to right now?
memes allowed
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A poser par excellence is a poser who can fake not being a poser

hyperionsweden.bandcamp.com/album/seraphical-euphony

>memes allowed
>panopticon
wew went right for the shittiest memes lad

If you don't cry when you listen to this album then you're not a real man

It isn't metal though

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Have you guys head of Ghost Bather?

Epic pagan metal.

who's the faggot that said neurosis has terrible drumming last thread? that triggered me

>youtube.com/watch?v=-iDtR1yKJM0
Metal for this feel?

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Thoughts?

Metal for this image ??

Neurosis!?? Not a good band...

>fw got aesthetic af but still can't get a gf cus socially autistic
metal for this feel lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=RWrBV6tfNC4

So are you some kind of hair-trigger hipster?

nice meme

>it's ok for men to cry
hi laci green
are you scouting /metal/ for problematic, toxic masculinity?
all you need is a good dicking desu

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>If you don't cry when you listen to this album then you're not a real man

I literally start crying every time as soon as the intro for Unfold comes on

Truly the GOAT atmoshit record.

memetushka

fucking hell slow down

>the same filename every fucking time

Who are you?

did you just give up on the word problematic? what happened to that meme.

>new tripfag is a faggot hipster
Great, certainly the post quality of /metal/ threads will increase with you contributing to discussion.

yes

Anonymous

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the body and thou are quintessential nu-male metal

Hey guys.
I had my cat put down today. Feel terrible currently.

Anyone got metal for this feel?

Reposting since you faggot posers made a new thread at 310 like the idiot posers you are
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What is the most deadly facecrushing illegals slamz out there ?

Do people actually listen to this garbage?
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Starting to get into proge death, any recommendations?

My first post under this trip was in 2012 m90boi
>hipster is a term co-opted

No One gets out alive

slam a shit

>not letting your softer side in
This is a feminist metal thread you nazi.

I can deal with that

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you know i can make you disappear for saying that

KYS

BRR BRR

It must be fun being this wrong

Please do it

Do you think he ever porked Audrey Sylvain

I needed this.
Thanks, user.

I agree. So is grindcore.

Neige is asexual and incapable of feeling or desiring any sexual pleasure.

This guy gets it
-core shit and slam shit are the Mexicans jumping over the border that is /metal/
It's time to make /metal/ great again

Wow what a nerd. I'm glad though, Audrey is not for sexuals

Too far

This is the best death album.
Anyone who disagrees is a shitposting Jesse asshole, or a hipstercuck like Hypetripfag

Slam? No thanks I like Suffocation

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I don't remember Death putting this out.

I may as well get my disagreement on

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metalinjection.net/latest-news/metal-neige-confirms-rumours-about-his-asexuality

lol it's not even on metallum so how can it even be metal

tips for growing glorious /metal/-approved locks?

Name a better black metal album

Pro tip you can't you fucking dumbo

Just don't get your hair cut by the scissors Jew

b-but wikipedia says its goregrind

Don't wash your hair. Don't bathe in general. Kill your parents.

Nice reading comprehension failure.

Wow. I'm not even going to respond to this one. It speaks volumes against you.

And hey there shitposting asshole Jesse. Nice troll angle.

Yes and

buy decent shampoo and conditioner

oh my this thread is going to be even worse than the last one

>This is the best death album

That's you. That's what you typed.

how can it be death if its goregrind

good post

Who /metalcore/ here

Woods of Desolation – As the Stars

Most of people can’t tell the difference between shallow light-hearted commercial product and art, therefore the conformists can always make some metallic indie rock to troll the underground. Woods of Desolation is the black metal version of Explosions In The Sky; both of them use the highest notes of the guitar chords to outline the weary lie-down-and-die pentatonic melodies while songs build around the sweeping textures. Just like the prototype of this sub-genre Alcest, Woods of Desolation’s music is nice and sweet and flawless, it make one hard to criticize them. But the reality is, three months after the hype, those who praised it like hell initially would throw this album away for these spun sugars annoying them just as the morning wake up cell phone jingles.

is TRESemme fine?

10/10 record, would kill my wife again.

>even worse than the last one

There are these things called subgenres and parent genres, they're really interesting. Lurk more, actually read a little instead of memeing, and stop being a newfag.

Yes. Yes it is. Well done. You can read after all.

This is how low we've fallen, I'd rather kill myself than accept that any self-respecting metalhead actually enjoys metalcore

You going to call me a racist? :)

Wew, the amount of times I've confused these with Grisâtre. I thought I'd listened to them

Only for nostalgia nowadays, plus the few albums I still like
16 year old me sucked that band's dick

>self-respecting
>metalhead

hue

>That's because it's 'poseur'.

No metal fan actually listens to metalcore, just like no metalcore kid actually listens to As I Lay Dying anymore.

Probably

Seeing as I have chiseled muscles, a hairy chest, my balls have dropped and I have had sex with at least 300 women, I am not /metalcore/ you skinny tatto'd ear gauged pantywaist faggot

Can you guys recommend me some more atonal death metal like Butchered At Birth or Suicide Euphoria?

>poseur gets triggered

So do it.

No, I did not call you a racist. I would respect you more if you were a racist, because it would mean you weren't being an ironic shitposting fag about something.

Ooo la la!

>atonal death metal
Fuck off with this hipster shit

>That's because it's 'poseur'.

Can't trim the Tim.

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So it speaks volumes, but only ones so small you have nothing to actually say?

muh roids

worst

I bet when he gets out of prison his cleans will improve from all the screaming practice of having his anus penetrating by thick dick niggers

>t-shirt says poser
Unfuckingbelievable

what did she mean by this?