ITT: we make up band names then others say what the band is like

ITT: we make up band names then others say what the band is like

the experimentals

Butt rock with the band members in dumb costumes

Paterfamilias
Robitussin
Sumer
Probably experimental, dunno

Sex With Robots

Indie rock that is radio friendly.

Small White

Father of the Year!

Garage rock project. Frontman desperately wants to be Wayne Coyne real bad. Makes boring, lo-fi slogs that college radio pretends to like. Album covers are all shitty cartoons by the band members.

Cheeky emo
Local noise rock band
Emo revival that is trying to sell out as fast as possible

Parish

European Thrash revival band

Odious
Or
Slaggathor

Max Parvus
Nissi
Not Important
¿Interrobang!

>Odious
Death metal with a classically trained vocalist
>Slaggathor
Scandanavian pagan drone metal

>¿Interrobang!
crunkcore

Keyboard Kagefighters

Odious is taken by probably 20 metal bands and there's a Slugathor that does death metal or something

Led Zeppelin

power electronics

Avant garde

Time Kills Men

I have a story behind it if ya'll are interested

Somnambulist Perogative

Someone's Dad

Noise or extremely experimental electronic music for dumb people

Lowes Menswear

The Terrorists

Garageband Hipster-punk

Brandish

medicore female-led indie rock band with quirky song titles

post-punk band alive for a total of 3 days before submissing to controversy

try
Helicopter Fetish

Canoeing in May!

>post-punk band alive for a total of 3 days before submissing to controversy
kek

That's exactly what we are ;)

Who WANTS!

>Death metal with a classically trained vocalist
How?

Post Ironic Dad-Hop
Redundant Bandcamp Vaporwave / MIDI

Childlust

Dog factory

Skeptichasm

Harsh noise

The Tasks of Brechtian Criticism
Dr. Buck's Letter
Arthurr
Keep Left
Jim Morrison's Last Gig
Pig Bodine
The Lorna Days

twee lo-fi shit
ironic sepultura-style buttmetal
blonde twinks with cheap synths
om tribute-core
you slut! for teens
a portly black gentleman
riot grrrl
dr strangely strange sort of thing with a female vocalist
shit metal x3
glitchy noise made by a latino with silver duct tape on his face
a bouncy asian girl trying to be grimes
bad sebadoh impersonation only available through cassettes on bandcamp
crunk trash
steam powered giraffe for 9gag kids
nazi punk
post-punk revival made by pseuds
synth noodling by some rym avant-teen listed as 'experimental' on bandcamp
garage rock revival band from which the frontman will leave after the first album and go on to a p4k-approved solo career
snowing rip-off
tryhard noise rock by sweaty men in their late twenties who should know better
pop punk

kids show soundtrack-core
TMBG with more synths and women

Slowreader

blues cover band

Milderdorf

be honest with me user. did you get that word from billy not really

PE