ITT: describe an album with a spengrob quote

ITT: describe an album with a spengrob quote

>So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one

Two hours is LONG ENOUGH!!

I'm already hearing voices!

It may be stupid, but it's also dumb.

hi /s4s/!

Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli

Hmmm, a five letter word for happiness...MONEY

>I'll have a... Uh... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>tfw I haven't memorized every spongebob episode

Hahahaha! That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!

CAN'T YOU HEAR IT?

>The only way out is through the... perfume department!

sick

You can't fool me! I listen to public radio.

> I will restore the working man to his rightful glory. I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board!

>now let's play so quiet that no one can hear us

First, you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz.

...

>hey Patrick I've got something better than 24
>lay it on me
>25

>is mayonnaise an instrument?

" No, Squidward, I meant... good for your soul."
"I have no soul"

that album made me want to die

>now im gonna starve

audibly laughed

>we've been smeckledorfed

i never see the thermals discussed here

>What do you do when im gone?

>Wait for you to get back

>The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the… Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher

>He made you a sweater of tears . . .
>and you killed him

That's not even a word and I agree with ya!

>Don’t we look vicious and bloodthirsty?

kek

:(

>as if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the sky

>It's all icky & corpse-y

>It's a swirling wonderland of sparkling, white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of confort and excitement as you have never felt before.

>One hydro-dynamic spatula, with port and starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbodrive!

>Isn't this great. Just the 3 of us. You,me, and this brick wall you built between us

>Not Americ anfootball or Hospice

>I'm Dirty Dan.

"I call it Bold and Brash"

bowumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob

>you've got multiple chins because you're old

LOL

>He's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time!

Best of the thread so far

kek

>Skool is 4 chumps

>WAAATTTEEERRR

>Everything I do is always wrong in your eyes

>I know of a place where you never get harmed
>a magical place, with magical charms
>indoors, indoors, iinndoooors

>you used me . . .
>FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT

>wait a minute... This is a laundromat

>Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?

kek

>Nothing in life is promised except death.

underrated

>You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.

>F is for fire that burns down the whole town
>U is for uranium . . . bombs
>N is for no survivors when you--

keeeek

>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are

>no survivors
That's a big guy you got there user

>Squidward? Would it be possible to play your clarinet a little... better?

>IT’S AN ALASKIN BULL WORM!

This isn't your average every day darkness.
This is...
advanced darkness...

>hey if were underwater how could there be a-

Oh my god

This one needs some recognition

Kek

Best so far

works too

Now I can show you how the pioneers hitchhiked!

>Oh, Squidward, we all came as soon as we were sure you were dead.

Kek

Lmfao best post in this bread holy shit

>"that tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together!"

>let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire songs

>that's his "eager" face...

>what the heck is a sal-ad?

>everything is chrome in the future!

IIIIII'M READY, IIIIII'M READY, IIIIII'M READY,

>Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!

all produced legitimate laughter congrats

>solitude in E minor

>AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!

>"Hey guys Kevin is back! We love you Kevin!"

"More like, belongs in the trash!"

>not pic related

Nice.

LMAO

>"He's just standing there... menacingly!"

Came here to post this.

>Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you

>Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin...

>24

LOL

"That's not crazy talk; this is crazy talk: GERBLEHBLEHBLEH GERBLEHBLEHBLEH! BLEH BLEH BLEH! BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!"

kek

>HE WAS NUMBER ONE!

"And a little of this, a little of that, and this, this, that, that, and DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AH-AH! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Quality shitpost