Music related copypasta thread

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I saw MC Ride at a grocery store in Sacramento yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Damn

I don't think that it's true....
I mean, he's the kind of guy that hang out with Robert Pattinson

of course it's not true it's a copypasta

Sounds like a dumb nigger

sure is new in here

>le nigger meme
how new are you

ay quads

Zach is at least 7 feet tall. My mom is a real estate agent and she said she was doing an open house of an apartment place in Sacramento. At the time I was looking for cheap place to live and she offered for me to come along to see if I liked it.

It was a fairly shitty place but I stuck around because my current wealth didn't offer high standards. At the time Death Grips didn't exist (this was 2008) and none other than Zach Hill was among the small crowd interested in the vacant flat. He was wearing a black t shirt that had "YANK CRIME" crudely written on in white paint. He smelled a bit and had long greasy hair but he wasn't all that out of place for the Sacto area.

While my Mom was professionally showing the features of the open kitchen Zach kept wandering around the room tapping on things with his open palm. And would occasionally stop and take out his phone and record him tapping on the object.

I'm kind of a talkative person so I approached him and asked what he was up to and he looked down and just smirked. Then he asked if I was into the math scene. I thought he meant actually mathematics so I reluctantly told him I wasn't into math and that I was an artist. He laughed so hard than my Mom stuttered and looked over to us but then continued her presentation. He then kneeled down which made his head about the same height as mine and just whispered to me "19/6 time signatures". I had no idea what he was talking about but then he just yelled "SELF CHECKOUT IS A GOOD SONG TITLE" Then ran to the exit to the room but smashed his head on the top of the doorway. He let out a weird fake sounding growl then fell to his knees. He stood up after about 10 seconds and just to the room "Please tell me somebody sampled that hella fuckin' noise!". He didn't wait for a reply then ran away.

it was only until 2011 that I recognized him to be Zach Hill. Who I at the time had never heard of.

AAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>plays piano
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>writes another heroes and villains part
SO U BE SAYIN
>puts sandbox in the living room
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats 9 hash brownies
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>cries
U BE SAYIN
>records van dyke parks eating carrots
HOL UP HOL UP
>turns living room into a tent
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>sells all the beach boys song rights to murray
SO U BE SAYIN
>records banana and louie barking for 20 minutes
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>breaks locks off the fridge
WE GON BE
>eats 8 tubs of coolwhip
FINNA WE GON BE
>stares at lava lamp
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>puts on fireman hat
SO WE GON BE
>catches building on fire with music
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>reads alan watts
SOM FINNA
>zen
SO WE GON BE
>drops acid
SOM FINNA
>stares at the pool
AYYYOO SOM FINA
>phil spector
HOL UP
>records another heroes and villains part
WE GON BE
>it's still shit
SOM FINNA
>drops more acid
WE GON BE
>hallucinates sheet music
SOM FINNA
>plays it
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>it's Surf's Up
U SAYING WE GON BE
>fucks with the formula
SOM FINNA
>teenage symphony to god
THAT WE FINNA RELEASE THE GREATEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME
>doesn't

Girls can’t into The Beach Boys. For the most part they listen to them because it’s a fashion statement. They think “lol so weird”. Women need constant validation from others so they seek out sub-cultures to be apart of.
What they don’t realize is that The Beach Boys are about masculinity and male dominance. Women are too fucking stupid to even pay attention to lyrics
“The Mid-West farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night” Women are nothing but a sack of flesh with pleasure holes for sole purpose of pleasuring Brian.
“I went through all kinds of changes
Took a look at myself and said that's not me” changes meaning the true libertine lusts that reside in the male. A good majority of the songs talk about fucking drugged out, unaware surfer sluts and beach bunnies.
That’s only a few examples of their lyrics that show a common theme of male superiority. And for Christ sake all of the members of The Beach Boys are males, just imagine being around that testosterone. Then there’s that video of Brian pushing that dancing whore off the stage. Sure he probably pushes anybody off stage, but most frontmen wouldn’t push a female.

Andy Morin was described by some friends and colleagues as racist. His friend Stefan Burnett, the American rapper who helped him sign to Epic Records, described him as "Nazi-esque", saying: "Every once in a while there'd be something about blacks and I'd be, 'But Andy, I'm black,' and he was like 'Yes, yes, I don't mean you.' He had a definite Nordic Aryan streak, [the belief] that he was physically, spiritually and creatively superior", a view he appears to have continued to maintain throughout his years as a mushroom addict and long after his appearances on furby porn magazine covers had become a thing of the distant past. According to Burnett, Andy once attacked a mixed-race woman in a restaurant with a chicken wing, saying "I'm trying to gain". During a performance in Berlin, the audience rioted after Andy performed a version of the song "Codename Dancer" with vocals, including a verse omitted for its nationalist associations.

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>Afropunk 2015
>worst concert of my life
>go with my then gf and some friends
>get there and friend parks in a tow zone
>it will be ok he says
>Death Grips plays
>say they're tired of seeing tits and want to see some cocks
>alienates entire audience in the process
>me and gf make our way to about the 20th row for clipping.
>clipping. starts entire front 40 rows become instant mosh pit
>gf disappears into the melee
>can not find her for almost 2 hours
>B L A C K I E starts
>I go out to car to try to find gf
>Tow truck is about 3 cars from my friends car
>still cannot find gf and rush back to tell friend about tow truck
>can't find him or gf
>show ends car is towed still no gf
>we manage to find another ride home but still can't find gf
>tell security girl out front
>she comes back a few minutes later and asks me if gf is a red head
>yes.And she escorts us back to where all the tour buses are
>gf is passed out on the ground where members of Death Grips are throwing cheetos and lunchmeat on her
>altercation ensues w/ Death Grips
>almost get into fight w/ Andy Morin (did not know who he was at the time)
>calmed down by security and his parting words were "well, she shouldn't get so fucked up."
>next day we found out she had a concussion

checked

>Dumb
>Nigger
Get out of Sup Forums

hatefag btfo by quads

Kek

Requesting pasta of Panda Bear being a Nazi

my fav desu

>He fell for the racism meme

This is reserved for nico and panda bear