/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 31
Nights since last BNM: 1

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-M.I.A. is dropped from Afropunk
-Greetings from P4KFest
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, BadBadNotGood, the Julie Ruin, Wreck and Reference, and Frank Ocean.
-/p4k/ forever

Hey! How close are you to the stage?

Not very
Just a bit past the sound booth

I cried during Days of Candy.

Oh shit were you there too?

I wish! I live on the west coast so just got to watch the livestream. But it was beautiful all the same.

Depression Cherry gets me to tear up everytime I listen to it.

Not saying they are equal, but the only other album that does that to me is Loveless

>hiphop delivered last year
>indie shits also fail to pull their weight this year that hiphop has been slacking

This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.

i'm thinking about switching over to this meme. what do you guys think?

23/31 bnm = black/trans/women
14/31 bnm = black
2/31 bnm = trans
7/31 bnm = women

Hell yeah. You are now my brother, and my friend.

>that gif
victoria confirmed absolute qt

equally shitty, so just go with what you feel

Honestly these days Im genuinely feeling that

MBV > Loveless

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

Isn't Anything > Loveless > m b v

but this is just splitting hairs to me, my top 3 GOAT albums

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
The Julie Ruin 8.2 by Laura Snapes
Migos 6.5 by Kathy Iandoli
Mark Barrott 8.0 by Andy Beta
Eleven into Fifteen: a 130701 Compilation 7.5 Benjamin Scheim

Damn. Conde Nast will never give the staff another day off again.

WOMEN BTFO

>Andy Beta
i thought he's with Resident Advisor now. probably just freelancing with both and others

they don't write them the day of.

It's not hard to write a fucking review.

thank you my friends.

well you make it sound like it's they're mf slave-drivers bc they have to post 4 reviews on the day of their dumb festival.