Opinions on Kate Bush?

Opinions on Kate Bush?

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Kate Bush had more creativity and talent in her pinky than pic above.

Re-evaluate your opinion.

Grimes:
>singer
>songwriter
>producer
>sound engineer
>lyricist
>live performer
>visual artist
>music video director
>poet
>musical artist
>musician
>music maker
>lyrist
>lyricswriter
>songbird
>songsinger
>troubadour
>music player
>player
>actor
>actress
>painter
>artist
>music writer
>melodist
>composer
>artiste
>dancer
>danseur
>model
>hoofer
>virtuoso

Pretty much the complete artist.

That hair gives me such a boner

she is an average producer but besides that she is pretty bad at everything you just named.

Talentless hack in all categories
That's quite the achievement, I'll give you that

reported for comparing this troll doll to Kate Bush

Who evaluated her? You? lmao. Like your opinion matters...

>implying Grimes is not the new Kate Bush

Same guy from yesterday's thread?

Here you go: (You)

>>musical artist
>>musician
>>music maker
>>music player
>>player

STOP

>implying kate bush isn't better than grimes at all of these things

Also

>lyricist
>lyrist
>lyricswriter

You sound ridiculously autistic if you're not shitposting

>>actor
>>actress
>>music writer
>>composer
>>lyrist
>>lyricswriter
>>artist
>>artiste
>>dancer
>>danseur

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It's a pasta, idiots!

a lyrist is one who plays the lyre

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whoops meant to post this

thumbnail messed me up

I'd just like to to hug her, once. To see what it's like.

what does he say about grimes?

>Rock Critic

Well what did you expect?

He REALLY likes her, apparently.

I never expected that from that old rock critic. Surprising!

This

noisey.vice.com/blog/robert-christgau-grimes-sophie

Christgau generally has liked female singer-songwriters since way back. He loved Joni Mitchell and Bonnie Rait back in the day.

Not Jewel though. :^)

I just posted about her the other day. If you listened to even one track on Pieces of You, you'd have a debilitating brain aneurysm.

>paying attention to the most shitposty music reviewer of all time

You must be 18 to use this website.

I bet she had a bush nearly as thick and luxuriant as that hair.

I could like her if her voice were lowered about 3 octaves. And you thought 70s Geddy Lee was bad.

KB wasn't really that big in the US though? At least she seems to have mostly been a Yuropoor phenomenon.

In her early New Romantic days, no. She did get popular here in the mid-80s when she discovered MTV. Running Up The Hill is 80s pop cheese at its finest.

most people seem to know her

pretentious shit
I'm not sure how she was successful in a post-punk world, but the English are retarded

What if you're the actual retard? Fuck off pretentious prick.

>I'm pretentious for not liking Kate Bush
wew lad
I'm so fucking sorry

Which kind of proves what a tool Christgau is.

>I hate art rock punkz 4 life
>unless it's art rock made by a girl I think is cute
>then insta As and Bs

Eh, he gave Rock Bottom and various Soft Machine releases Bs and B+'s. It's not like he hates all art rock.

To be fair, Kate did lower the volume a bit by Hounds of Love which is not nearly as helium-voiced as her debut album. That cockney accent is still a boner deflater though.

Wha...you think Sup Forums is better and we don't also rate female singers based on the shape of their ass?

Kate Bush is talented, you pretentious prick.

Just because she's talented doesn't mean her music's any good. But stay triggered that I insulted your waifu.

meant for

nah I think Christgau has a wider taste now that he's older
Like, I can't imagine him liking REM if they had released their albums in the 70s

Pretty much the same thing as saying Taylor Swift is the new Stevie Nicks.

I'm guessing British people don't appreciate your assholery...

As far as I know, he's always been more-or-less the same in his opinions since he started reviewing music in the late 60s. You could see this by comparing reviews from 1972 and 2006.

Yes. TS is more talented than the overrated Stevie Nicks. What SN did so special besides being a singer in Fleetwood Mac and composed few decent tunes?

>Like, I can't imagine him liking REM if they had released their albums in the 70s
Well...that's a little bit of an asspull since the rock scene in the 80s was considerably more anemic than the 70s. REM wouldn't have been anything special in the 70s, but in the 80s it was almost a relief to for once have a band that wasn't manufactured MTV hairspray antics. I mean, they had talent, but the competition would have been a lot tougher if they'd been out 10 years earlier.

>implying TS has any talent
>implying not another in the long procession of manufactured pop stars who'll become completely irrelevant once she's 35

>implying the Brits aren't huge assholes all time time

She could have if she'd stayed with country music for longer than one album.

Christgau has never been anti-pop though.

Yes but money.

god, the old hack's "reviews" are as terrible as ever

Yep, ever the master of trying to make all reviews as dense and impenetrable as possible.

I think just because her last name is bush, is no good reason for her hair to look like an uncared for topiary

Lol

Xgau has always been a huge creep have you even read him

Like I said, He'll make exceptions for his no art rock rule if the singer is cute.

Oh god, you never read his Janet Jackson reviews. Those are the worst.

>Musical artist
>Musician
>Music maker
>Music player
These are all pretty much the same thing. 3/10 - Not Creative

Which track by Grimes features a 10 minute Hammond organ solo again?

youtube.com/watch?v=lhNxvoXOKcI
Her voice is her organ.

kys lmao!

It's a bit of a joke. Someone else did this list.

Go ahead

>>lyrist
>>lyricswriter

I was referring more to his Kate Bush reviews where he admits to her albums being art rock but gives them As and Bs anyway probably because he wanted to fuck her.

>tfw you'll never be able to kiss 80s Kate Bush legs all day long
Why live?

>kate bush
who the hell is this hack? i thought this was a grimes thread

how jelly
youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc

boobs desu

Speaking of New Wave, one group Christgau liked but I couldn't for the life of me get into was The English Beat. I tried, but the guy's voice killed it for me and I found them overall boring. The travails of a couple of 80s British hipsters. Yawn.

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Motherfucker

Not with that ugly clothing/makeup job.

Huh, I suppose Christgau wanted to fuck Robert Wyatt when he gave Rock Bottom a B+. Thank you, it all makes sense.

Don't even give a single fuck about that

So needless to say, I'll never see eye to eye with him on why British hipster ska music is better or more fun than Back In Black.

Or Third a B or Marquee Moon an A+. He can't possibly enjoy good art rock. Nah, it's sexism obviously

Bjork > Meme Bush > STEAMY DOG SHIT > Grimes' ugly ass

>implying Xgau is different from 90% of other professional music journalists

Man, they're all like him. They all love punk, New Wave, and pop stars and dislike metal and stadium rock.

I even have some old Britannica year books from the 80s and the music section mostly talks a lot about New Wave and other assorted hipster artists of the period. There's scarcely a mention of Van Halen, AC/DC, and Iron Maiden.

He's different in his aversion to artiness though
Most other critics lap that shit up

"Music critics love Elvis Costello because they all look just like him."

-- David Lee Roth

It's not so much that the guy is against artiness, he seems to not like when albums drone on for too long or the message of them is depressing or nihilistic. This was definitely true of most 70s prog.

Jesus grimes is hot in that pic. I've only seen one other pic where I've stopped to say that.

Apparently Christgau's definition of art rock is different from mine because this to me is the definition of tedious, pretentious art hipster music.

youtube.com/watch?v=UX4bkuRqp0Y

And this got an A-.

Special Beat Service isn't that bad. Come on. Their debut album was worse since it was mostly 40 minutes of whining about Margaret Thatcher. This record at least has nothing more offensive than a couple songs about cheating on your SO.

pleb