BEST DOOM LINES??

BEST DOOM LINES??

That one about eating fast food or smoking weed

and get more cheese than doritos cheetos or fritos

cringe

I got more soul than a sock with a hole

1 for the money
2 for the green
3-4 methalyndioxymethampthetamine

Come with that headbanger boogie for that ass Would have gave that whoolie give ten nookies for the cash Dash, dip slow on that marijuan' Or maybe he go sing Calypso like Farrakhan Or Frank Sinatra, mon

Gettin paid like a biker with the best crank
Sprayed like a high rank sniper in the west bank

Heineken much obliged friend.

Using the word cringe is pretty cringey desu.

You like the way she shake her back area
It's like a sex machine that make bacteria

Yes

SLIP
LIKE
FREUDIAN

You could say he stay sedated
Some say buddha'd, some say faded

Beef Rapp is a gold mine

>What up?
>To all rappers: shut up with your shutting up
>And keep your shirt on, at least a button-up
>Yuck, is they rhymers or strippin' males?
>Out of work jerks since they shut down Chippendales
>They chippin' nails, DOOM, tippin' scales

Last wish: I wish I had 2 more wishes
And I wish they'd fix the door to the Matrix, it's mad glitches
Spit so many verses, sometimes my jaw twitches
One thing this party could use is more...


Brews

>Rhinestone cowboy
Set the stage with a goal
To have the game locked in a cage getting shocked with a pole

Born like this isn't one of his best, but it has a few tracks like Cellz that have some of the best doom lines of all time.

"A crazy straw, ink and stale-dried parrafin
Candy corn crap rappers pale by comparison
A bad Samaritan averaging above average men
Rancid rants havin rabid savages scavagin"

when she's on the rag never let her fry the ragu

>Don't mind me, I wrote this rhyme lightly
>Off of two or three Heines, and boy was they fine, G
>One Black, One Spanish, One Chinese

/thread

DOING BONG HITS ON THE ROOF IN THE WEST COAST

What's the essential MF Doom Sup Forums?

Goony goo goo loony cuckoo like Gary Gnu off New Zoo Revue
But who knew the mask had a loose screw?

all of it

MM.. Food and Madvillainy

OOH, SHE GOT A COOL BODY

>The rest is empty with no brain but the clever nerd
>The best emcee with no chain ya ever heard

We rock the house like rock n roll
Got more soul than a sick wit a hole

Yo son, demented when them sent it from the other time
Before everybody and they mother rhyme
What a crime - beats is the same way
Make 'em wanna hit the streets with the heat for a lame's pay
Game day, flag on the play, improper helmet
Drag on the suede from the gem drop of well spit

Deep-Fried Frenz

>Send me a letter, or better, we could see each other in real life
>Just so you could feel me like a steel knife
>At least so you could see the white of they eyes
>Bright with surprise, once they finish spitting lies

Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator? - Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years

DOOM nominated for the best rolled L's
And they wondered how he dealt with stress so well
Wild guess? You could say he stay sedated
Some say buddha'd, some say faded

I kid you not, on the dotted line signed
Ever since a minor, kids considered him some kind of Einstein
On a diamond mine grind, she was dumb fine
But not quite the type that you might want to wine and dine

>Some say buddha'd
I thought he said "Some say booted"

RIP AND TEAR

The beginning of Ode to Road Rage, especially the last two lines.


....Yolk em, leave 'em with his feet danglin
Got his degree in stranglin and street hagglin
You could find 'em on the beat braggin
Then discreetly draggin emcees towards the meat wagon
And lay chicks to the bang bus
Make 'em kick and slang cuss
To Vik is no dang fuss
He sense a trickle of lingering hate
But refuses to get tickled by the fickle finger of fate

don't mind me, I wrote this rhyme lightly off of two or three hineys, and boy was they fine G

DOOM NOMINATED FOR THE BEST ROLLED L'S
AND THEY WONDER HOW HE DEALT WITH STRESS SO WELL

Yes
Also:
Spliff made him swore he saw heaven he was seven
Yup, you know it, growin' up too fast

Showin' up to class with Moet in a flask

He ask the teacher if he leave will he pass

His girl is home alone he tryin' to get th

YES

I love this line, he doesn't even need to say ass because the listener does it themselves

Same here. I was positive it said "booted" since thats also slang for being high, like booting up for injecting.

reminder that he pronounces this incorrectly like a retard, impressing only morons who have never taken organic chemistry

In yo first and las step to playin yourself like an accordian

Reminder that no one cares. He's not trying to impress anyone, it's just a funny line.

Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder
Heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft sweet minor
China was a neat signer, trouble with the script
Digits double dipped, bubble lipped, subtle lisp midget

That's also just DOOM's style. He has an odd flow and screws the pronunciation and timing of a lot of words.

This

k4k

and king gheedorah take me to your leader top 3

stfu nerd

As someone who's taken orgo, nobody gives 2 shits about pronunciation, because shit like IUPAC naming is tedious when in all likelihood you have a picture of the molecular structure in front of you for any actual test problem.

Also, he's pretty close. I've heard people use weirder pronunciations for stuff in chem.

Does anyone here know what the fuck he was talking about on Boy Who Cried Wolf on the first KMD album?

"You pray one time a day they pray five who ways is strange when it's time to survive."

Basically the whole song

Fritos don't have cheese though...

are you retarded? that's the point of the line

This, and it doesn't help that
can't spell the compound either

He did fine.

Oh my aching hands
From rakin in grams and breakin mic stands

GOT MORE SOUL THAN A SOCK WITH A HOLE

Yes

>Hey you, got a light? Nah, a Bud Light

>Couldn't find a pen, had to think of a new trick
>This one he wrote in cold blood with a toothpick
>On second thought, it's too thick
>His assistant said: "Doom, you sick," he said >"True" through acoustics
>Psycho

operation: doomsday as well

>Average MCs like a T.V Blooper
>MF DOOM he's like D.B COOPER

lol are you like 12 or are you being serious

I don't think its his best but I do like it, and half the ones I would've put have been put down. And no lol I'm not 12

you egg

I've been saying bone to myself all these years.

the uhura line from the first part of questions

This:

are you FUCKING kidding me
i am so SICK of you Sup Forums fuckers shitting all over me. so fucking DONE. jesus fucking christ i wish i knew who you were so i could show you what a fucking mistake you made

Holy shit dude, it's just banter, don't take it so seriously.

Phantom of the grand ol' Opry ask your dumb hottie
Mask pump shotties somebody stop me
Hardly come sloppy on a retarded hard copy
After rocking parties leave the party in a jalopy

Nowadays tell me what lady don't get it
Listen to BLS you just might catch radio edit
I got the good news so watch the happy story end like
Colin Ferguson or Jack Kavorkian and you don't quit

How DOOM hold heat then preach non-violence?
Shhh, he about to start the speech, c'mon, silence
On one starry night, I saw the light
Heard a voice that sound like Barry White, said "Sho you right"

A shot of Jack got her back it's not an act stack
Forgot about the cackalack, holla back, clack clack blocka
Villainy, feel him in ya heart chakra chart toppa
Start shit stoppa be a smart shoppa

i love when he rhymes entire phrases.

>borderline schizo, sorta fine tits though

>the rocket scientist with the pocket wine list

on That's That he basically rhymes every single syllable for like the first 8 lines, it's fucking insane.

i really thought he was saying "zooted"

Lol wtf I didnt even post that other comment what a whammer

I used to cop a lot but never copped no drop
Hold mics like pony tails tied in bobbalobs
Stop and stick around, come through and dig the sound
Of the fly brown 6-0 sicko psycho who throws his dick around

And then the rest of Doomsday. Is there a better MF track?

Shit, the rest of the album desu.

KING GEEDORAH THREE FINGER RING FEVER
SPRING CHICKEN EATER ID'D AS THE RING LEADER

On that note, I've always really loved the opening to Fazers.

King Ghidora, take me to your leader
Quick to claim that he not no snake like me neither

fuck yeah

i poo poo out of my buthol
great lyricsms

underrated post

One for the money, two for the better green
3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine

>Can it be I stayed away too long?
>Did you miss these rhymes when I was gone?
>As you listen to these crazy tracks
>Check them stats then you know where I'm at
And that's that

cause why not just try to sing

>not getting that's his style
>believing everything everyone does is to impress others
>not getting it's just a funny line

As someone who's a chem major pronouncing things wrong does matter when you're trying to not look like you only care about getting good grades on the test, but doom pronounced that good enough nobody would care. IUPAC naming is stupid but you should be able to pronounce stuff well enough to call it "safrole + methylamine" or something so you don't have to pull out a pencil and sketch shit out for people.

Lol he also had the
"Spit so many verses sometimes my eye twitches,
"One thing this party could use is more brews."

It's "hold mics like ponytails; tight and bob a lot"

The fuck is bobbalob lmao

You so fine sista
what i gotta do to get your bovine visna

Remember me, God? Tounge smooth from emery board
I only came to save the game just like a memory card

Pretty much every bar on VV really

Don't let the drama get ya
In the only genre of music where the fans shoot the messenger
Bitch niggas talk behind your back like a catcher
Blah blah bring your own stretcher

M-Y-O-B or B-Y-O stretcher