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What's your excuse - Edition

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youtu.be/QX13rhsD02A
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black metal is shit

youtube.com/watch?v=ztx1gfnLdUU
babymetal DJENT

h-how does he pick?

Well?

nth for cuck metal

taste

mastered a new tapping technique that allows him to pick

He taps EVERYTHING.

youtube.com/watch?v=WzwmHYwlk6w

Anyone like death metal as much as me?

hey

Cunt is super vulgar in burguerland but in bongland not so much or so i've heard

slurs are considered offensive everywhere in the west though

i like to think this happens in a cycle, the 80s was mostly free of this PC bullshit, then the 90s came with 3rd wave feminism, then the 2000s came and was the rebirth of a more general lack of PCness because there was way bigger shit about care, now the 2010s suffer though it again

i hope that it gets worse every time until we fully reach Orwellian fiction levels

yes, i really really like slipknot

>posts about liking death metal
>image with no good death metal

I like that band but that was cringeworthy

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>Bloodbath
>Bad

wew

lol i trol u

>Implying that those album covers weren't automatically chosen by Spotify

>Orwellian fiction levels
the planet won't even exist before that happens

cunt is used just as much as hello in the south of england

And I'm asking for them

How do you even listen to something like that? Shuffle, shuffle album?

good ass metal edition

youtube.com/watch?v=cLbsMqgNeiw

>Bloodbath
should've just stopped at Breeding Death, that's their high note

one can hope, friend

anupsastry.bandcamp.com/album/bloom

give me some GOOD VIKING ERA BATHORY SHIT that is not:

>Solstice
>Doomsword
>Atlantean Kodex
>Scald
>Moonsorrow
>Ereb Altor

Shuffle, can't remember all the bands that I find so I just put them in a list.

wow, this is even more tasteless than dream theater

>I play for a band called Monuments.
not anymore

viking shit is so cringe

A bit faster than those but:
youtube.com/watch?v=GlNmID78QUw

So guys Leprous are finally tousing the US, are they worth seeing live?

suicide

Mrykgrav

>bathory's viking metal
>cringe

get blood eagle'd

good god no

nah bathory is cool

...

Anyone been following the MetalSucks vs. Destroyer 666 stuff? p. amusing

oh fuck haven't listened to that band in ages. gonna spin that shit.

how the fuck can anyone stomach einar solberg?
the guy literally wails through every song without mercy

nu-viking is indeed shit tho, i concur

basically everything that spawned from ensiferum and related folk faggotry. only moonsorrow are based.

yes. see this: the kikes of metalsucks need gas

yeah think we're in agreement then

reminds me of that creepy tv channel from va-11 hall-a though these dudes are actually pretty cool people

What shit bands did ensiferum spawned?

What's the appeal of Leprous? I can see the reasons that other prog metal acts receive so much praise, but with Leprous I have no idea. Their music is so uninteresting.

The black metal side of viking shit is good

needledrop magma review when reee

Tall Poppy Syndrome had some interesting stuff, but their newer stuff is boring as hell. No idea why it's much more popular though.

Prob because they were the backing band for Ihsahn for years and that gave them cred

take this review instead:

it's shit gojira sucks 0/10

This is so uninteresting that even the melon gives zero shits about this.

>theneedledrop
ugh
>gojira
ugh
>"reeeee" meme
ugh

any similiar bands like last chance to reason out there?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z_AwlRbjCtM

i blame them for all those cheesy folkey viking bands à la equilibrium. it's basically shitty power metal with pagan themes and harsh vocals.

they basically did to viking what sonata arctica did to power.

ugh

ugh

black and doom metal is where viking belongs

>black semen on her slit
metal for this feel ?

I SAID UGH

in the trashcan is where black, doom and anything viking belongs

proceed to trashcan yourself too

YOU WILL DO

WHAT I SAY

WHEN I SAY

UGH

can anyone rec me some obscure metal like pic related?

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

AND NOW YOU'LL DO WHAT THEY TOLD YUGH

youtu.be/QX13rhsD02A

>doom viking

Oh shi that's a thing?

WHOAH
YEH HEEEhhh

youtu.be/azCq5qQodU8?t=151

GO UGH

"Albums that Scaruffi Underrates" from Listology.com
listology.com/callanyvegetable/story/albums-scaruffi-underrates
>Rust in Peace, Megadeth (1990) Through sheer willpower and enviable determination, Dave Mustaine proved to himself and the world he could craft a near masterpiece with this remarkable album, recorded as he was kicking drugs and embracing sobriety. Yes, the album is essentially technical prowess in spades with the bravado of an arrogant teenager, but this is one of the rare albums where mastery of your instrument translates to emotional abandon. Lyrically, you may gasp, and some people think Mustaine a weak vocalist. Indeed, evaluated on the bar set by Hetfield and some other growlers, he fails. His voice is not strong--it's meek, without any range, somewhat Gollum-esque, a tortured and sick soul. That voice is what Megadeth's music is all about; it's capable of amusing self-aware moments that somehow complement the intensity and horror of the music. He's like the mischevious imp of thrash metal. But there are some truly meaningful songs -- "Tornado of Souls" confronts his drug problems and "Holy Wars", one of the very best metal songs of all time (easily top 10), is a brutal critique of its subject. The rest may be juvenile but it's the best of its type and can outlive that era of one's life. Capable of endless replays that don't lose an ounce of its energy and power, this one deserves a high grade. 7 should be 8.5

well bathory's viking has always been extremely slow paced and doomey

also check:
youtu.be/8C7ZMnyZQ_4

and motherfucking especially this:
youtu.be/Wc8sOqIWwvk

I SAID HEY!

KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING

UGH UGH
youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE

the worst band and the worst genre ever combined

What is this image referring to

>kerry king
>writes good riff
kek

xD

Imagine being this much of an inbred Americunt

Why can't you guys just post pictures. You always bore the shit out of me

they even managed to ruin this generation's doom with all that occult shit for fag wiccans

not a single slayer song is 10 minutes

>inb4 raining blood and postmortem
but those 2 songs indeed are fucking incredible
postmortem especially

because we're not here to amuse you

in fact, we hate you

thank you for noticing postmortem. I feel like most people that listen to slayer don't realize how good the song is. Then they think raining blood is better than the angel of death.

I'm from b. I'm very sure I hate you more you hippy faggot.

NORTHERN WIND TAKE MY SONG UP HIGH
TO THE HALL OF GLORY IN THE SKY

Good. I'm glad you hate me. It means it's working.

Why do we not like Deafheaven again?

Or is it just a meme nearly everyone's fallen for?

Because their music is boring.

>Le Sup Forums
What a badass cunt mate

i like deafheaven a lot user

not even memeing, sunbather was my aoty

boring band

sunbather is good tho it's just vastly overrated

>I'm from Sup Forums
Underaged actually believe this is meaningful.

I don't want to listen to what's essentially a black metal pop group

you are plebs that are sorely unversed in basic music theory

also
>using boring to describe music
>using boring

FUCKING casuals

This. New Bermuda was also pretty generic in every sub genre it was aping.