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What's your excuse - Edition
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black metal is shit
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babymetal DJENT
h-how does he pick?
Well?
nth for cuck metal
taste
mastered a new tapping technique that allows him to pick
He taps EVERYTHING.
Anyone like death metal as much as me?
hey
Cunt is super vulgar in burguerland but in bongland not so much or so i've heard
slurs are considered offensive everywhere in the west though
i like to think this happens in a cycle, the 80s was mostly free of this PC bullshit, then the 90s came with 3rd wave feminism, then the 2000s came and was the rebirth of a more general lack of PCness because there was way bigger shit about care, now the 2010s suffer though it again
i hope that it gets worse every time until we fully reach Orwellian fiction levels
yes, i really really like slipknot
>posts about liking death metal
>image with no good death metal
I like that band but that was cringeworthy
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>Bloodbath
>Bad
wew
lol i trol u
>Implying that those album covers weren't automatically chosen by Spotify
>Orwellian fiction levels
the planet won't even exist before that happens
cunt is used just as much as hello in the south of england
And I'm asking for them
How do you even listen to something like that? Shuffle, shuffle album?
good ass metal edition
>Bloodbath
should've just stopped at Breeding Death, that's their high note
one can hope, friend
give me some GOOD VIKING ERA BATHORY SHIT that is not:
>Solstice
>Doomsword
>Atlantean Kodex
>Scald
>Moonsorrow
>Ereb Altor
Shuffle, can't remember all the bands that I find so I just put them in a list.
wow, this is even more tasteless than dream theater
>I play for a band called Monuments.
not anymore
viking shit is so cringe
A bit faster than those but:
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So guys Leprous are finally tousing the US, are they worth seeing live?
suicide
Mrykgrav
>bathory's viking metal
>cringe
get blood eagle'd
good god no
nah bathory is cool
...
Anyone been following the MetalSucks vs. Destroyer 666 stuff? p. amusing
oh fuck haven't listened to that band in ages. gonna spin that shit.
how the fuck can anyone stomach einar solberg?
the guy literally wails through every song without mercy
nu-viking is indeed shit tho, i concur
basically everything that spawned from ensiferum and related folk faggotry. only moonsorrow are based.
yes. see this: the kikes of metalsucks need gas
yeah think we're in agreement then
reminds me of that creepy tv channel from va-11 hall-a though these dudes are actually pretty cool people
What shit bands did ensiferum spawned?
What's the appeal of Leprous? I can see the reasons that other prog metal acts receive so much praise, but with Leprous I have no idea. Their music is so uninteresting.
The black metal side of viking shit is good
needledrop magma review when reee
Tall Poppy Syndrome had some interesting stuff, but their newer stuff is boring as hell. No idea why it's much more popular though.
Prob because they were the backing band for Ihsahn for years and that gave them cred
take this review instead:
it's shit gojira sucks 0/10
This is so uninteresting that even the melon gives zero shits about this.
>theneedledrop
ugh
>gojira
ugh
>"reeeee" meme
ugh
any similiar bands like last chance to reason out there?
i blame them for all those cheesy folkey viking bands à la equilibrium. it's basically shitty power metal with pagan themes and harsh vocals.
they basically did to viking what sonata arctica did to power.
ugh
ugh
black and doom metal is where viking belongs
>black semen on her slit
metal for this feel ?
I SAID UGH
in the trashcan is where black, doom and anything viking belongs
proceed to trashcan yourself too
YOU WILL DO
WHAT I SAY
WHEN I SAY
UGH
can anyone rec me some obscure metal like pic related?
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
AND NOW YOU'LL DO WHAT THEY TOLD YUGH
>doom viking
Oh shi that's a thing?
WHOAH
YEH HEEEhhh
GO UGH
"Albums that Scaruffi Underrates" from Listology.com
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>Rust in Peace, Megadeth (1990) Through sheer willpower and enviable determination, Dave Mustaine proved to himself and the world he could craft a near masterpiece with this remarkable album, recorded as he was kicking drugs and embracing sobriety. Yes, the album is essentially technical prowess in spades with the bravado of an arrogant teenager, but this is one of the rare albums where mastery of your instrument translates to emotional abandon. Lyrically, you may gasp, and some people think Mustaine a weak vocalist. Indeed, evaluated on the bar set by Hetfield and some other growlers, he fails. His voice is not strong--it's meek, without any range, somewhat Gollum-esque, a tortured and sick soul. That voice is what Megadeth's music is all about; it's capable of amusing self-aware moments that somehow complement the intensity and horror of the music. He's like the mischevious imp of thrash metal. But there are some truly meaningful songs -- "Tornado of Souls" confronts his drug problems and "Holy Wars", one of the very best metal songs of all time (easily top 10), is a brutal critique of its subject. The rest may be juvenile but it's the best of its type and can outlive that era of one's life. Capable of endless replays that don't lose an ounce of its energy and power, this one deserves a high grade. 7 should be 8.5
well bathory's viking has always been extremely slow paced and doomey
also check:
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and motherfucking especially this:
youtu.be
I SAID HEY!
KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
the worst band and the worst genre ever combined
What is this image referring to
>kerry king
>writes good riff
kek
xD
Imagine being this much of an inbred Americunt
Why can't you guys just post pictures. You always bore the shit out of me
they even managed to ruin this generation's doom with all that occult shit for fag wiccans
not a single slayer song is 10 minutes
>inb4 raining blood and postmortem
but those 2 songs indeed are fucking incredible
postmortem especially
because we're not here to amuse you
in fact, we hate you
thank you for noticing postmortem. I feel like most people that listen to slayer don't realize how good the song is. Then they think raining blood is better than the angel of death.
I'm from b. I'm very sure I hate you more you hippy faggot.
NORTHERN WIND TAKE MY SONG UP HIGH
TO THE HALL OF GLORY IN THE SKY
Good. I'm glad you hate me. It means it's working.
Why do we not like Deafheaven again?
Or is it just a meme nearly everyone's fallen for?
Because their music is boring.
>Le Sup Forums
What a badass cunt mate
i like deafheaven a lot user
not even memeing, sunbather was my aoty
boring band
sunbather is good tho it's just vastly overrated
>I'm from Sup Forums
Underaged actually believe this is meaningful.
I don't want to listen to what's essentially a black metal pop group
you are plebs that are sorely unversed in basic music theory
also
>using boring to describe music
>using boring
FUCKING casuals
This. New Bermuda was also pretty generic in every sub genre it was aping.