Post your favorite lyrics and when someone gets dubs I'll record every post so far in an Alex Jones-style rant

Post your favorite lyrics and when someone gets dubs I'll record every post so far in an Alex Jones-style rant

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Her bra smell, his card say: aw hell
barred from all bars and kicked out the Carvel
Keep a cooker where the jar fell
And keep a cheap hooker that's off the hook like Ma Bell

AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUS CRASHES INTO US

Fast and bulbous
That's right, The Mascara Snake. Fast and bulbous! Also, a tin teardrop!
Bulbous, also tapered.

Reroll

AH FRANKIE SINATRA
AH FRANK SINATRA
FRANKIE ME BOY YOU DON'T KNOW
YOU HAVE THE PERFECT VOICE TO SING CALYPSO

YOUR NAME IS FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=GIl_BNIJcFg

alright give me a minute

this is starting over now so keep going

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU, YES I DO

vocaroo.com/i/s19AJEBkEtKp

Sorry for poor mic quality

Sex is like a gun - you aim, you shoot, run

BREATHING HOME
HOPING FOR THE DAY
THE RADIO AND TELEVISION'S THROWN THE REST AWAY
OH DEAR ME
LOOK WHO'S COME AROUND
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HIDE MY BODY IN THE GROUND

What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been running and hiding much too long.
You know it's just your foolish pride.
Layla, you've got me on my knees.
Layla, I'm begging, darling please.
Layla, darling won't you ease my worried mind.

kek

Seems like something I should do
You're there and I'm feeling blue
You make me feel
I can groove
Is it real?
Island Groovies

that was a terrible impersonation

are you even trying to act?

vocaroo.com/i/s1kxUjKtteRz

I've having fun with these m8s keep going

you pick the place and i'll choose the time

THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED

WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES

BUT THEN THEY BURIED HER ALIVE

ONE EVENING

1945
WITH JUST HER SISTER AT HER SIDE AND ONLY WEEKS BEFORE THE GUNS ALL CAME AND RAINED ON EVERYONE

feel the top of the roof come off
Kill everybody there
And I'm watching all the stars burn out
Trying to pretend that I care

But I didn't, no one ever does
And I won't, no one ever will
Can't you see it's all flown out of my hands?
And our clothes are all too often ripped
And our teeth are all too often gnashed
And it lasts as long as it possibly can

CREEPS, I'LL TAKE YOU ALL!

Looking forward to hearing something he would actually say.

THE KIOSK IN MY TEMPORAL LOBE IS SHAPED LIKE ROSALYN CARTER

Bonefish

IM AN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE MAN

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny
You can tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp, I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here who wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

t. William Bennett

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST

YOU CAN'T WIN ME, I CAN'T BE BEAT
I WON'T HURT YOU UNLESS YOU CHEAT
YOU CAN'T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN
I'M HALF HUMAN AND HALF MACHINE

top kek this was amazing, thank you.

I listened hard to all your talk, but with none of it could I agree
You're deep in the thick of your own bullshit and the smell of it nauseates me
I've got a grudge that I want to grind in the teeth of your superior sneer
Step outside or I'll be obliged to spew all over you here

There is a problem, you see
You know that problem is me
Forget your psychology
What is the problem with me?
I'm an asshole

Off on a tough blue huffy
Got a bucktooth youth from an uncool cubby
Who step inside the club like a statue crying blood
Dance floor scattered, staff asking why I'd come
Man... shamefully whichever way you cut it
I was trying to impress some people I can't even stomach
You'd like to think you're cool enough to not care if you're cool
But the spirit gets distracted, the flesh is fucking cruel
They drag you to the tempest and extend you to the wolves
This would be the time if you had any cool signature moves
Escape artist careful not to spook the horses
From zero to a symphony of molecules in orbit
I never had a gold chain, never had a cold beer
Had a codename and a moral code he hold dear
Guts pecked out pigs snout gross beard
A B C fingers stuck in both ears

She had that Camarillo Brillo
Flamin' out along her head,
I mean her Mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red

She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest
And every newt in Idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in Buffalo

Hey hey, holy mackerel!
No doubt about it!
The Cubs are on their way!

WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? CERTAINLY NOT RAPED

Like a monkey in a zoo,
you're half gorilla too
When you pound it with your fist
and make it real stiff
Big Dick
Gotta cover your mistakes
your bloody out-takes
So you dip it in the wine
and make a holy sign
Big Dick
Big Dick! Come quick
Big Dick! Come quick

Of how much sorer punishment, suppose ye, shall he be thought worthy,
who hath trodden under foot the Son of God, and hath counted the blood of the covenant?
Faith and devotion shall be the stones to the temple
Fanaticism and intransigence ignite the flaming crown of malign essence
That is Your host, Lord, and our burden.
Hosanna!

Fanaticism and intransigence ignite the flaming crown of malign essence
That is Your host, Lord, and our burden.
Hosanna!

"The essence of Revelation lies in the fact that it is the direct speech of god to man"

Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria.
Seest thou how faith wrought with his works
And by works was faith made perfect?

Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria.
My god and lord of this earth,
you shall henceforth be the sole object of my thoughts.

Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria.
Wilt thou know, O vain man,
that faith without works is dead?

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

My mom is better than
Your mom and your dad too
She knows nutrition well
That's why I'm trim & lean
Because she cooks
She cleans
She lies...she says
I'm handsome

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE

youtube.com/watch?v=yQzNZR-LXZc

Dammit one off

reroll

FAST AND BULBOUS

Roll

vocaroo.com/i/s0qNFDYYK7Ca

i want to shove my cock in your mouth

i'm ready

dubs

She wears her past like a present.

nice digits sportello

>When I find metal from the sky
>Came falling where I died
>And crushed all of my bones
>I'm living

A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle star dust and to whisper
"Go to sleep, everything is alright"

Still waiting op~sama

SASQUATCH
GODZILLA
KING KONG
LOCH NESS

Whatever happened to all the seasons? Losers of the year... Everytime I've got to thinking, when they've disappeared.

well, what do we expect
paper hats?
or maybe even roses?
the sound of explosions?
oh no, is this any easier?
comfy? climax? ego?
decorations up or down?
the sound of explosions
what does this tune signify?
what is its meaning?
is it really that straight forward?
or are our ears beyond words?

You said Auties are retarded
That is very untrue for me
You sound to me like a crack head
A good lesson is what you need

Chorus:
Autism is not retarded
Auties like me aren’t invalids
Auties like me have had enough
Don’t you dare tell us to shut up

Well have you heard of the bill of rights?
It gives me the freedom of speech
Many years I have had to fight
So I can speak what I believe
(Chorus)

Don’t tell me I have to shut up
I know myself better than you
Don’t try to act like you’re so tough
Because you haven’t got a clue
(Chorus)

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