What's the weirdest album you listened to while fucking?

What's the weirdest album you listened to while fucking?

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My girlfriend started laughing during Kitty Empire because she realized I was fucking her to the rhythm of the album. I started laughing because I thought she would have figured that out before that.

>implying anyone on Sup Forums has ever had sex
wew lad
that's a good one

Overused joke

I don't have sex very often.

... Hot

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The vinyl version.
Actually stopped me mid fuck and told me to flip the album.
That was a weird day.

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considering Sup Forums is filled with nothing but 17 year old crossposting redditors, not really

the lyrics about fucking a woman dressed as a clown kind of weirded her out

Should also mention she had never heard nor heard of GY!BE before.

does Sup Forums exclusively fuck pretentious 4/10 hipster women because I can't think of any other women who'd put up with this shit

actually my girlfriends a 7/10

Being into clown chicks is pretty nice though

>women

this is an awful meme

lmao

>fucking a woman dressed as a clown

>Fucking the shit out of her
>Girl turns around and says "fuck you listen to good music"

feels good man

I got news for you: You're bad at sex

>having sex to music

Honestly, that was only like 3rd time I'd had sex.
I'm pretty fucking aware of how bad I was.

only had sex once and there was no music so have this:

>be college freshman
>hanging out with roommate and his gf in our dorm room (equally good friends with both)
>mention that i've never masturbated before
>we decide to have a race
>they will get each other off on the top bunk while i jerk off in a chair on the floor
>play Dopesmoker at full volume to drown out their grunting and the mattress squeaking
>after 35 minutes, they won, i never came

schoenberg string quartets