What's the weirdest album you listened to while fucking?
What's the weirdest album you listened to while fucking?
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My girlfriend started laughing during Kitty Empire because she realized I was fucking her to the rhythm of the album. I started laughing because I thought she would have figured that out before that.
>implying anyone on Sup Forums has ever had sex
wew lad
that's a good one
Overused joke
I don't have sex very often.
... Hot
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The vinyl version.
Actually stopped me mid fuck and told me to flip the album.
That was a weird day.
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considering Sup Forums is filled with nothing but 17 year old crossposting redditors, not really
the lyrics about fucking a woman dressed as a clown kind of weirded her out
Should also mention she had never heard nor heard of GY!BE before.
does Sup Forums exclusively fuck pretentious 4/10 hipster women because I can't think of any other women who'd put up with this shit
actually my girlfriends a 7/10
Being into clown chicks is pretty nice though
>women
this is an awful meme
lmao
>fucking a woman dressed as a clown
>Fucking the shit out of her
>Girl turns around and says "fuck you listen to good music"
feels good man
I got news for you: You're bad at sex
>having sex to music
Honestly, that was only like 3rd time I'd had sex.
I'm pretty fucking aware of how bad I was.
only had sex once and there was no music so have this:
>be college freshman
>hanging out with roommate and his gf in our dorm room (equally good friends with both)
>mention that i've never masturbated before
>we decide to have a race
>they will get each other off on the top bunk while i jerk off in a chair on the floor
>play Dopesmoker at full volume to drown out their grunting and the mattress squeaking
>after 35 minutes, they won, i never came
schoenberg string quartets