Be american

>be american
>get shots no matter they choose trump or hillary

>japanese poster will never notice you
Heh....

>be russian
>get blown up in kommiblok

god bless america

>be Mexican
>get a chainsaw to cut the head

Why so rude?
What did i do?

tacos?

Your turn to write meme about me

YES!

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>be weeb
>pretend to be a jap on the internet
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>Be Russian
>Be friend of US for ages
>Decide to hate US and threaten it's destruction
>Change mind after the damage has been done
>Expect US to be friend again

>weebs
I wanna beat 'em. What should I do?

This national feature of the Slavs. I sincerely wonder hatred after killed and robbed some people.

>find the nearest mirror to get a good view
>bash your head into it

I'm a literally native Japanese. I hate weebs. Knahmean?

...

You're Ainu?! Like, full blood Ainu?!
I highly doubt that.

I dont believe you desu, but just in case you really are a jap, all you have to do to upset a weeb is to tell them that they are pathetic and will never be accepted and all kinda mean shit, it will hit them much harder if its coming from a jap

t. bastard nigga

Half Irish half French
Are you pic related or not if you are LITERALLY NATIVE JAPANESE?

they kinda look like abbos, what the fuck

I understand why you don't believe I'm Japanese. Because weebs are full of Sup Forums with Japanese flag.
Anyway I'm a real Japanese and hate weeb.
Weebs spread fake Japanese knowledge.
It causes People think that Japan is weird and gross.
I hate it. They are more harmful shit than chink and gook.

russia genocided ainu
japan protected them

I'm half ainu and half hayato.
Ainu isn't only native Japanese.

she is a waifu of some black guy named thad iirc

>Be Russian
>call himself an Orthodox Christian
>attend church once a year
>violate the most Christian precepts