I'm an computer engineering student with no musical tastes whatsoever (I only listen to mozart because it is said to improve your brain) and I'm going on a date with this cute hipster girl who is majoring in contemporary music studies.
I need to get to known at least the essentials of tasteful contemporary songs of the current year to deceive her into thinking I'm not a boring tasteless pleb when it comes to music so as to increase our probability of having sexual intercourse.
Tell her you dont listen to alot of music and ask her for recs
Jose Scott
>Mozart improves your brain >I'm going on a date with this cute hipster girl who is majoring in contemporary music studies >deceive her into [...] >boring tasteless pleb >increase our probability of sexual intercourse >Please help me How pathetic can you get in one single post, OP?
Noah Morris
>How pathetic can you get in one single post, OP?
Very.
I'm not particularly good at anything and I have a very hard time understanding the world around me. I'm a byproduct of several generations of dysgenics, having been poisoned and brainwashed since early childhood in a senseless effort to groom me to "be happy" and have a "good future" in an existence that lacks meaning and is filled with an almost unbearable amount of suffering. The only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because I want to know more about mathematics, even though I'm a brainlet and would never get a tenure. I go to college everyday hoping to die in some gory traffic accident, and when I come back home I lift weights until I can barely move, then strain my brain doing baby math until I can't take it anymore so I can fall asleep, wishing never to wake up.
Sometimes my colleagues call me to parties, where I stand awkwardly thinking about my unfinished homework. In some such parties for some unfathomable reason cute girls display interest on me, so I go and chat them up a little bit, emulating my peers. Once in a blue moon one of them accepts to go on date with me. Naturally I need to put on a persona of some sort, since I don't really have a genuine me to be myself. So I try to craft the sort of persona that seems most likely to achieve the goal of the dating game, that is, sex.
Nolan Cooper
This. There is no point in lying to her, because if she knows the bands you are talking of and presses further, you'll look like a poser and a liar.
Justin Myers
>I need to get to known at least the essentials of tasteful contemporary songs of the current year to deceive her into thinking I'm not a boring tasteless pleb when it comes to music so as to increase our probability of having sexual intercourse. fukkin lmao comp engineering students are so pathetic
Bentley Morales
If a girl looked up the basics of mathematics one day before going out with you, would you believe she had been into it all along? Of course not, you can instantly tell she's a tremendous mathematics pleb.
It works the same for music. Just tell her you don't like music and get on with your miserable life.
Ian Ortiz
I couldn't care less about it. I see dating the same way as I see college exams, pass/fail, either it ends up in sex or it was a failure. Like failing class it isn't necessarily a bad thing, you always gain some experience with a more comprehensive understanding of what is expected of you and where you came short so you can adapt and step up your game next time.
Angel Morris
can I use this? it's a sound foundation for a short story?
Connor Barnes
wow op your life sounds so terrible :^((((
[spoiler] an hero immediately [/spoiler]
Lucas Lopez
oh man, you need some counseling or something. I'm not trying to tell you how you should live, but something in you is wrong and scary.
on topic: check tinymixtapes and pitchfork, and theneedledrop and read up on the last couple of months.
Easton Bailey
Imagine being the kind of person who saves these images unironically
Adam Cook
here you go senpai
Nathaniel Cruz
You should listen to swans they sound like a band you should just listen to in general instead of trying to impress a girl.
Kayden Peterson
Have you ever had sex though?
Jackson Perry
This is why your date is going to fail, not because you don't listen to music, but because you believe shit like this.
Gabriel Bennett
Tell her that you don't really listen to music, but you are looking to get into it. Then she will go off on a tangent about her pleb taste trying to get you to like her music and you just go with the flow. You wont have to talk, and she will feel like she is doing something for you.
Ryan Davis
You have quite a toxic mindset that will lead you to a long list of regrets. Whatever you do in life, you should always be happy, not to sound like a hippy but always find yourself a hobby or something to make yourself truly happy. I kinda have the same childhood story as you do but I managed to find my own personality and be comfortable in my own skin.
Also you sound asian as fuck due to the fact that you're allowing other people's priorities lay upon you such as the whole getting good grades, getting a girlfriend, be successful etc.
Cameron Bennett
honestly if you tell her you don't know shit about music it'll probably be better.
girls (and people generally) love to talk about themselves, or their interests, especially music or arts. Plus, she's into music by the sounds of things, so you just have to listen attentively and be interested / feign interest. you might even learn something :)
best of luck!
Jeremiah Martinez
you dropped something, OP
Justin Sanders
>majoring in contemporary music studies wtf just ask for recs then she'll prob love talking about her taste in music why would you try to impress someone musically who clearly knows more about music than you do? is this bait?
John Rodriguez
Is this pasta?
Adam Foster
>tfw no matter how ugly and fucked up I am I'm still a better human being then most of Sup Forums
Colton Perry
OP is obviously a trolling crossboarder Don't worry, you're still more pathetic than me
Jason Sanders
The mediocrity of others doesn't validate your lack of self-respect or will to working towards self-improvement, fuckhead.
Oliver Parker
Holy shit some madman actually gave good advice on Sup Forums.biz
Juan Martin
You're still a social outcast browsing Sup Forums.
Dylan Ortiz
I'm okay with that.
Angel Hernandez
Death Grips, dude! You'll be sure to impress her!
Jonathan Gomez
Sounds like you should get into some spiritual shit or self-help shit. Look up Leo Gura on youtube, maybe. He seems to talk bullshit from time to time but helped me out a lot.
William Smith
Do you talk the way you type? If so, work on your speaking skills and don't worry about music. Just pretend to enjoy what she shows you.
David Wilson
i dont think he is really being a fedora. this man is not pretentious or anything,he just seems devoid of desire for life
Nolan Perry
what are your interests OP?
I somewhat sympathize with you,and am curious what kind person you are
Jackson Watson
just say 21 stone pilots or whatever that dumbass shit people listen to now a days is.
The worst thing you can do on a date is lie. Just say you like classical and stick with it.
Also have you tried misantrophy and uncontrollable aggresion? You will be moving in a horrible direction but atleast you will be moving instead of beeing a melancholich stoic depressed cunt.
Sex sucks without an emotional attachment to the person friendo. Your goal shouldn't be sex. It should be to have a meaningful relationship with someone so you can learn how to be a less shit person and help the other person do the same. Sex is one of the small perks. Once you're dating someone sex isn't all that great. You only miss it once you're not having it anymore.
Easton Sanchez
>engineer aren't you people gay? or maybe the gril has digg
Xavier James
what is pic supposed to be?
Jack Baker
sorry posted by accident
it's the meblourne /fa/ meetup shit or whatever
Zachary Cruz
>majoring in contemporary music studies
What in the hell kind of useless degree is this?
Jason Murphy
op is obviously trolling lol yr all gullible as hell
Isaiah Flores
Sure. I can't, still don't understand Euler-Riemann Zeta function. I did therapy most of my life, this is me already "fixed". Songs with lyrics are distracting, the lyrics get stuck in my mind in place of the theorems and proofs I should be learning, but I'll check it out. Yes. You don't know that for sure. I'm not asian but I used to watch anime all day when I was a teenager. No. At least not yet. You can be better at any number of things, but I'm not sure how can a human being be better at being a human than another. Is the criteria reproduction? I'm a Roman Catholic, I attend church once a week with my family. I'll check the guy you mentioned later. I try to mimic the way other people talk in terms of intonation and slang usage, but it comes of as awkward. . >he just seems devoid of desire for life this I lift, read books on philosophy and history of science and study for math exams. I try to avoid masturbation. I browse Sup Forums on occasion, mostly /sci/ and Sup Forums. I used to be on Sup Forums and /tg/ alot in the past, not so much anymore. They tried to put me on antidepressants when I pulled such stunts once, but I refused claiming that Jesus was the only medicine I needed. I knew my family would support me on this one. I don't even believe in God, I'm what they call a ritual atheist, I just didn't want to be hooked on meds. I don't know how to connect meaningfully with other people. The girls I date seem to be satisfied with casual flings. Anything more than that involves we getting to know each others family and lots of weird expectations about the future. There's one of those freaks in one of my classes, but he is ugly as fuck. Even if he wasn't, the thought of having sex with another man disgusts me. There aren't as many gay engineers as the memes would lead you to believe.
Logan Campbell
you will never understand the zeta function taking an engineering course
Adrian Cruz
>one of those freaks Not sure you have much reason to be judging us when you're essentially a waste of resources yourself.
Xavier Fisher
Wyald did nothing wrong
Samuel Perry
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Josiah Turner
I love the album, but Hospice looks so out of place on that list. I suppose the Money Store does too
Blake Reyes
>Going into university >Love art history and [spoiler]modern art[/spoiler] + architecture in particular >Worried that it'll make me unemployable
Is there hope?
Austin Morales
you sound like the person i imagine myself as ideally,i mean as in the activities you do.
i dont think im as much an autist as you,but i cant find a hard basis for my life and goals. even when i make goals and strive for something i end up giving up,my mindset changes too easily,cant get myself into any kind of order,ive conditioned myself into being a lazy useless NEET over the years. i just browse the internet masturbating , playing vidya and watching youtube videos.
you on the other hand seem to have some control over your life,what are your aspirations op?
what keeps you driven? just the conditioned behaviour not to be useless like i described myself?
Jace Morales
If she eats ice cream everyday, why the fuck would the other bitch decide now was the time to ask why she's eating it
Oliver Johnson
H-holy shit A-are you my twin brother?
Sebastian Flores
Just tell her the truth and ask for recs you fuckin waste of sperm. Christ, imbeciles like you annoy me so much.
