/brit/

C E L T edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

gas the taigs potato famine now

sup niggga

Aren't those Gaels?

need a comfy drug to numb the mind in the evenings that ISN'T alcohol

is my only option weed?

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>Being made redundant
>Manager who I thought was alright sees me applying for other jobs
>Sends me a huge list of work to do

benzos

#
She doesn't have any other lads.

She was some spacky mong I felt sorry for so I started talking to her. Turns out she's a virgin, never had a bf, never had tinder or facebook.

Maybe she just thought I was trying to shag and she got scared or something.

Try a nice piping hot cup of Lipton black tea

ah yes, the saxons at it roleplaying as celts

fucking brits piggybacking irish glory as usual

Just placed an order for a gram of cocaine that got lab tested by energy control at 92% lads

Cannae wait

>tfw no travelling mates

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Wae give ta fuck aboot a celt threid

Shoot up your office.

starting to doubt your story mate, you should've kept it realistic

nice reddit post faggot

welcome to the northern powerhousr
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used to get something similar because my eyebrows are very thin and angled

runts would always accuse me of plucking them

If you're fucking off anyway then don't bother lad

YIPPEE YIPPEE YAH YAH YAY

I HAD TO CRUCIFY SOME BROTHER TODAY

banter

Lads be honest, would you have fucked Geoffrey?

need a suicidal black and white gf

Took it like a champ lad, but you need to stop posting this
What's your name say?

xanax is what you need mate

Yes

Pretty much.

Started smoking through uni since it's the perfect drug for autism and loners.

Fast forward 4 years, still smoking everyday, my memory is fucked but I'm comfortably numb each night.

Fkn expensive though desu

lads

hell yes. he must've been an expensive ladyboy because he was very passable

>Be a pathetic autistic aussie rat
>Have an uncle who is a slimey Ulster unionist rodent
>Uncle gets shot to bits by the IRA
>on top of the autism this effects me greatly emotionally and psychologically
>develop a burning hatred for everything Irish
>post about how the Irish are violent subhumans and laugh at the potato famine on a Mongolian basket weaving forum for hours at a time
>demand sympathy from Irish posters when they expose his uncle having been cucked by big mick dick

Would kill this lad with a dig, what a sensitive little petal he is

I'm a modern day Willie Loman haha

Am being completely serious

Might have been she was lying, but she was literally the most socially awkward girl I have ever met. She was so nervous she barely string a sentence together, despite being pissed.

She couldn't kiss properly either.

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I dread to think how much money I've spent on weed, probably like 10 grand

didn't know that feeling existed

democracy can only exist in capitalist countries

>he

Call the cops im off me chops

I'm not.

People are starting to get a bit [issed at me but there's noting more demotivating than knowing that whatever you do you're getting the chop anyway.

I've been turning up an hour late and leaving half an hour early and reading for two hours in my car at lunch.

The rest of the time I just write cover letters.

People are getting pissed but why the fuck should I care?

*you arrive at my door with a 6-pack of some shit beer*
*i open the door and see you standing alone*
*i have a look of disgust on my face*
You smile nervously and say "hey bro"
*i close the door behind me to muffle out the loud sound of students getting turnt*
What the fuck are you doing here? I told you, you can't come
*you have a look of utter embarrassment on your face*
You say "I-i thought you were joking" as you nervously laugh at the awkward sitution you've put yourself in
*i grab the beer out of your hand with an angry look on my face*
"Dont break anything you fucking mong" I say as i open the door to my house filled with slutty girls drinking vodka sodas
*a large smile overtakes your face as you step inside to your first party*

Do a sloppy job, fuck them

did they fuck

definitely care about your autistic little spat

Just laughed at something so hard I involuntarily slapped my own head with both hands really hard

Up until the late 20th century it was generally accepted that the germanic invasions had wiped out or at least displaced the celtic presence in most of Britain. Then genetic studies indicated that it wasn't a total genocide.

They went from San Francisco to Alaska

Literally could not make up a more boring trip. Some nice scenery in some parts maybe but you're not experiencing any different cultures, languages, foreign qts etc.
Baby's first road trip

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The M I L F

How many of you have anxiety?

U his wee mate? Cute la

that's a face that needs cumming on

>not my snake tho

need a classic gf
ditsy and THICC edition

Great post
Upa ra

bet the celtic women were raped a lot then

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Twat

party wit me

why fancy negging me too?

bent little bellcrunch

>some spuds go bad
>1 million die in agony, spitting curses at the Anglo, swearing vengeance upon Britain that will never, ever come
Ah yes, the Irish """"""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>1:50

err nah you're alright mate cheers x

TFW your mum says "I don't know how you spend your entire salary each month, I suppose the cost of living is higher than when I was your age, try and make it last this time sweetie"

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:(

The celts just assimilated, there was no genocide

gf has anxiety but I'm more of a depression connoisseur myself

didn't get my delivery today because housemates ignored the bell, absolutely fuming

Modern studies indicate that basically only the ruling class became anglo saxon the vast vast majority of the plebs were celtic/brythonic/whatever

Maybe I fucking do, and you'd take it too like a good wee bender

fancy a parsnip instead Eugene?

nah yer alright lad

*starves to death*

>women
>anxiety
you took the bait lad, when women say they have anxiety they mean they once felt nervous before a job interview or something.

What gayme

internet went slow for about 30 seconds

had a panic attack and now i need a shit

think about it

because of Ireland he can't partake in the oldest aussie tradition: getting didled by an uncle

sounds like you're talking from experience

you an altar boy?

i have panic attacks and vomit from fear all the time

knew my runt of a housemate was getting someat delivered today so I ignored the bell, can't wait to see the twat's face when he finds out

>democracy
>capitalism
You mean "the historical experience of states with representative political bodies elected by a wide franchise is that they have their origins in and are most stable in economic conditions that support a large and relatively free mercantile class"

Superpower 2

This

Girls claim they have anxiety as a validation tactic.

mum's already got the sweets for All Hallows Eve, so I've obviously started snacking on them :)

>not ordering your package to your local post office to pick up

Ordered some embarrassing things yesterday and am going to pick them up today

>hair is starting to thin
>when I brush my hair over the sink there's a load of loose hairs in the bowl when I'm finished

please no

i'm only 24

Had a panic attack at my desk at work the other day and just sat through it having some out of body experience.

Had another one randomly playing video games with friends, felt my own heart, instantly got hot and sweaty, next thing I know, full blown panic attack. Just sitting there staring at my screen trying not to let anybody notice.

Top banter desu

No I'm not an altar boy but I'd alter the state of your face ya wee cunt

just befriended a nip lads

universal suffrage was a mistake

got just under 5 grand in my bank account

Yes

Only had one panic attack though t b h

there's a great gimmick on twitter where whenever Gary Lineker tweet, someone replies with "shat on X"

go to his twitter and see, proper funny

which dave most represents the attitudes and values of /brit/?

which one is are dave?

getting downvoted to shite for expressing my opinion on reddit

FOB

Gomenasai

What the fuck is a panic or anxiety attack?

You just get frightened?

Because of my uncle being murdered and my parents leaving I also couldn't partake in the oldest Irish tradition: getting diddled by a priest.

It all worked out quite well

My hairline was literally perfect six months ago.

Woke up one day and was like 'huh, that has gone back.'

Six months later it's fucking racing to the back of my head, never thought it would happen to me.

just rented a flat in brixton lads

can you lend me a fiver m8?