"time zones suck" edition
ACTUAL SITE FOR THIS FOR ALL Y'ALL NOOBS:
>interpals.net
OP pastebin:
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mega with all the OP pics
>mega.nz
>Old thread:
"time zones suck" edition
ACTUAL SITE FOR THIS FOR ALL Y'ALL NOOBS:
>interpals.net
OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com
mega with all the OP pics
>mega.nz
>Old thread:
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These video advertisements are pissing me off
>search ftm out of morbid curiosity to laugh at a few freaks
>109 results
What the fuck is happening to this world?
I've never used this before, do I need to post muh face on this site?
>66665732
If you want to have any success at all, yeah.
Yes
What did you put as your favourite quote, boys?
Nothing at all.
Mine is "What did you put as your favourite quote, boys?" -Anonymous
Nothing but I should put some bullshit in French because that's literally the only good thing about me
This is such banter
I'm chatting up a '30' year old indian woman from Manchester
>one reply
>it was someone telling me to go away
about ready to end my life lads
this is fun though
Guess what my favourite TV show is
First one is a bit edgy but that's otherwise pretty decent
It's said by a permanently happy cartoon golden labrador though so how edgy can it really be
/araceli6
it's time boys
Fair enough
Do I meet people on this site? What do I do exactly?
How up front can I be about sexual things? Can I just message people saying 'I want to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat' or will I get instabanned?
so my qt asked me if I'd had any gfs so I lied and said yeah, I asked her if she had any boyfriends and she said no. Should I come clean about my lie?
You'll look like an autist
good point, i should stick to my rule of completely avoiding saying anything stupid.
Just say none of them were anything serious and you've never had a proper long term relationship
okay, she keeps asking me how many gs I've had, is two a good, non-autistic number in your opinion? I don't want the number to be too large or It'll be more difficult to lie about.
*gfs
...
Autistic as I am I put in "Whatever happens, happens."
Cowboy Bebop ftw.
"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire
Also, for those who speak French: just out of curiosity, is pic related pretty coherent? I know it might fall flat in some parts, but the other person "is bad" at English, thus all our communication is in French.
Also, how do you say "m'lady" in French?
m'dame
Your French is grammatically really good, but it sounds a bit like a literal translation of English. Still pretty much understandable.
You could try "m'dame", but it sounds more working class than fine gentleman.
it's ok, no worries.
Why not mademoiselle? it's cringeworthy but she's probably not married so it's accurate.
I wouldn't call madame or m'dame any woman not married or below her 30's.
Mademoiselle? mam'zelle?
mademoiselle isn't used in france anymore.
Took a selfie for the first time in my life to upload it on the website and I realized how ugly I am
It's not as cringy but could work.
Mam'zelle also kinda sounds working class tbqh
Well this is awkward :^)
I felt exactly the same.
mam'zelle sounds creole too. I wouldn't really use it.
For the fedora effect, simply "ma demoiselle", perhaps.
I can't remember the last time I used "mademoiselle" other than when flirting or talking with a kid. It's easier to use her name.
so many german girls have brown eyes 0.0
How are the lads holding up?
>flirting or talking with a kid
10/10
/Avr_c
Anyone else been visited multiple times by this person? She keeps looking at my profile but hasn't even opened the message I sent.
WQhat do you look like user?
It cant be that bad
I have a big potato nose that's bent sideways
I just saw QT's pussy
Skype or noods ?
Snapchat
Did you screencap ?
Silent morning, give me an autistic opening line please
Yes I did
Good lad
Try 'what's your favorite vegetable'
Not him but try this.
You seem to smile alot, I wouldn't be smiling if I lived in [country]
or
You don't seem to smile a lot in your pictures, then again I wouldn't be smiling if I lived in [country]
Vegetables are for chumps
Qt has been talking to several people :/
bit rude
Nah it's not silent morning autist level. I need legit spergout
Don't listen to Brits
They never get any Puccini due to their fucked up teeth and pussy attitude
Just told a girl my sexual preference is trees
Ironically my captcha was to select trees
You are ecosexual
Your women cream over our accents lad
that's normal
Thanks lad I'll use that.
This girl doesn't think my sexual desire for trees is weird
Well they betrayed my trust
I can never love again
should I get into pen palls
what's the point
why? Did she tell you that she doesn't talk to anyone else?
I've used language exchange for basically everthing since I started IP.
It's great to start convos but doesn't really lead you anywhere.
How do you guys do it without sounding like total creeps
Welcome :))
Well "she" was acting all faithful and when I indirectly questioned, I found out they had been talking to others too so I was just being trolled
Someone help me out here. Do I have to be handsome to shitpost with anons across the globe on interpals?
Implying I am not telling people they are being ecophobic for not understanding my ecosexuality
w-what
Ip is for qt hunting and shit postin
sounds like my kinda fun desu phamalama, sign me up
or rather wait a minute while I sign up
Ecosexuals unite
All I want is someone to be lewd with and cuddle with, is that so much to ask for? Will I ever find a qt for me?
Bost link
if I put my name location and face on Sup Forums that that would be a huge mistake tho
No
And if you want you can shot post our Discord chat as well tbqh user
shitpost on our*
Fuck off white cis scum. Only think with your cock. Fucking pitiful.
Give me discord pls
sounds like a good time. Now Im filling out the about section. I feel like putting down my favorite TV shows is corny tho
/cp/ Discord chat invite link:
David Attenborough - tree of life is a good shout
link me yer profiles nigs
Did you just assume my gender? I'm triggered desu.
Join the Discord then you diphead
"no"
I'm already in the discord you nincompoop
I love that pic OP. Reminds me of my sisters broken humor.
Post profile there then
Maybe I wanna die?
Maybe I'm so cool I wanna die.
oh shit should I add some of these people looking at my shit
Ghanou gives some life advice. What a nice man.
Add me nerds I need some shitposters to talk to
Don't tell me what to do, faggot.
you know you want to, faggot