/cp/ - Culture Pals

"time zones suck" edition

ACTUAL SITE FOR THIS FOR ALL Y'ALL NOOBS:
>interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH (embed)

mega with all the OP pics
>mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

>Old thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/V99hxDA
interpals.net/FungusAmongUs
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

These video advertisements are pissing me off

>search ftm out of morbid curiosity to laugh at a few freaks
>109 results

What the fuck is happening to this world?

I've never used this before, do I need to post muh face on this site?

>66665732
If you want to have any success at all, yeah.

Yes

What did you put as your favourite quote, boys?

Nothing at all.

Mine is "What did you put as your favourite quote, boys?" -Anonymous

Nothing but I should put some bullshit in French because that's literally the only good thing about me

This is such banter

I'm chatting up a '30' year old indian woman from Manchester

>one reply
>it was someone telling me to go away
about ready to end my life lads

this is fun though

Guess what my favourite TV show is

First one is a bit edgy but that's otherwise pretty decent

It's said by a permanently happy cartoon golden labrador though so how edgy can it really be

/araceli6
it's time boys

Fair enough

Do I meet people on this site? What do I do exactly?

How up front can I be about sexual things? Can I just message people saying 'I want to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat' or will I get instabanned?

so my qt asked me if I'd had any gfs so I lied and said yeah, I asked her if she had any boyfriends and she said no. Should I come clean about my lie?

You'll look like an autist

good point, i should stick to my rule of completely avoiding saying anything stupid.

Just say none of them were anything serious and you've never had a proper long term relationship

okay, she keeps asking me how many gs I've had, is two a good, non-autistic number in your opinion? I don't want the number to be too large or It'll be more difficult to lie about.

*gfs

...

Autistic as I am I put in "Whatever happens, happens."

Cowboy Bebop ftw.

"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

Also, for those who speak French: just out of curiosity, is pic related pretty coherent? I know it might fall flat in some parts, but the other person "is bad" at English, thus all our communication is in French.

Also, how do you say "m'lady" in French?

m'dame

Your French is grammatically really good, but it sounds a bit like a literal translation of English. Still pretty much understandable.
You could try "m'dame", but it sounds more working class than fine gentleman.

it's ok, no worries.

Why not mademoiselle? it's cringeworthy but she's probably not married so it's accurate.

I wouldn't call madame or m'dame any woman not married or below her 30's.
Mademoiselle? mam'zelle?

mademoiselle isn't used in france anymore.

Took a selfie for the first time in my life to upload it on the website and I realized how ugly I am

It's not as cringy but could work.
Mam'zelle also kinda sounds working class tbqh

Well this is awkward :^)

I felt exactly the same.

mam'zelle sounds creole too. I wouldn't really use it.
For the fedora effect, simply "ma demoiselle", perhaps.
I can't remember the last time I used "mademoiselle" other than when flirting or talking with a kid. It's easier to use her name.

so many german girls have brown eyes 0.0

How are the lads holding up?

>flirting or talking with a kid
10/10

/Avr_c

Anyone else been visited multiple times by this person? She keeps looking at my profile but hasn't even opened the message I sent.

WQhat do you look like user?
It cant be that bad

I have a big potato nose that's bent sideways

I just saw QT's pussy

Skype or noods ?

Snapchat

Did you screencap ?

Silent morning, give me an autistic opening line please

Yes I did

Good lad

Try 'what's your favorite vegetable'

Not him but try this.

You seem to smile alot, I wouldn't be smiling if I lived in [country]

or

You don't seem to smile a lot in your pictures, then again I wouldn't be smiling if I lived in [country]

Vegetables are for chumps

Qt has been talking to several people :/

bit rude

Nah it's not silent morning autist level. I need legit spergout

Don't listen to Brits
They never get any Puccini due to their fucked up teeth and pussy attitude

Just told a girl my sexual preference is trees

Ironically my captcha was to select trees

You are ecosexual

Your women cream over our accents lad

that's normal

Thanks lad I'll use that.

This girl doesn't think my sexual desire for trees is weird

Well they betrayed my trust
I can never love again

should I get into pen palls

what's the point

why? Did she tell you that she doesn't talk to anyone else?

I've used language exchange for basically everthing since I started IP.

It's great to start convos but doesn't really lead you anywhere.

How do you guys do it without sounding like total creeps

Welcome :))

Well "she" was acting all faithful and when I indirectly questioned, I found out they had been talking to others too so I was just being trolled

Someone help me out here. Do I have to be handsome to shitpost with anons across the globe on interpals?

Implying I am not telling people they are being ecophobic for not understanding my ecosexuality

w-what

Ip is for qt hunting and shit postin

sounds like my kinda fun desu phamalama, sign me up


or rather wait a minute while I sign up

Ecosexuals unite

All I want is someone to be lewd with and cuddle with, is that so much to ask for? Will I ever find a qt for me?

Bost link

if I put my name location and face on Sup Forums that that would be a huge mistake tho

No

And if you want you can shot post our Discord chat as well tbqh user

shitpost on our*

Fuck off white cis scum. Only think with your cock. Fucking pitiful.

Give me discord pls

sounds like a good time. Now Im filling out the about section. I feel like putting down my favorite TV shows is corny tho

/cp/ Discord chat invite link:


discord.gg/V99hxDA

David Attenborough - tree of life is a good shout

link me yer profiles nigs

Did you just assume my gender? I'm triggered desu.

Join the Discord then you diphead

"no"

I'm already in the discord you nincompoop

I love that pic OP. Reminds me of my sisters broken humor.

Post profile there then

interpals.net/FungusAmongUs

Maybe I wanna die?
Maybe I'm so cool I wanna die.

oh shit should I add some of these people looking at my shit

Ghanou gives some life advice. What a nice man.

Add me nerds I need some shitposters to talk to

Don't tell me what to do, faggot.

you know you want to, faggot