/Brit/

El gordo edition

Pirate scumbags OUT

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nigger

>tfw we are all slaves

DENCH

IRISH FAGGOTS HAHAHHAHAHAHA

would knock ireland the fuck out 2bh

dumb pirate frogposters

What's the best thing to have with egg fried rice, lads?

Some fit slut from Liverpool sent me vids on snapchat of her fingering herself in the shower

Mah pintle wus propulsin saymen

only brits, irish, yanks, leafs, mexicans, swedes, brazilians, australians, icelandic and chilean flags were in the last thread

no other flag posted in /brit/

hmmm.....

hmm

>Liverpool
>fit

nope

that is a man

pompom

Felt something prodding into my bollocks and it was my phone charger

Ironically they don't quite feel 100% haha x

I'm not scared of any of you

glad you're keeping that gimmick alive 2bqh

Hmmm.....

Oral.

10 different flags seems pretty standard desu

Hobbit

watch ya step kid

watch ya step kid

watch ye step kid

Protect ya neck

need a qt gf to cuddle

>yanks, leafs, mexicans, swedes, brazilians
>chilean

these aren't welcome

what is that supposed to mean? anyone missing?

I smoke on the mic like smoking Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raising hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swinging through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
So uhh, tic toc and keep ticking
While I get you flipping off the shit I'm kicking
The Lone Ranger, code red, danger!

>10 Terrifying Glimpses Into Life With Schizophrenia
yes...yes this interests me

*stabs you right in the neck*

looks like you didn't watch out kid heh xD

What's the best way to find a reasonably decent wife with minimal fuss?

I'm wealthy enough to support a family, I just want someone to accompany me to social occasions and bear my children. This shouldn't be so complicated.

>irish people

Can't be bothered to go to sleep

What's that all about? Ahaha

Bike got stolen lads

treat the world like a head

is there a link to tim's youtube channel as one of the 'glimpses'?

First things first man you're fucking with the worst
I'll be sticking pins in your head like a fucking nurse
I'll attack any nigga who's slack in his mack
Come fully packed with a fat rugged stack
Shame on you when you stepped through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard straight from the Brooklyn Zoo
And I'll be damned if I let any man
Come to my center, you enter the winter

Hey man could you like shut the fuck we were all like having a good tine and shit you just had to come abd post this stupid bullshit for fucks sake why cant i have nice things without some shithead ruining them

nah its just pictures

but alan wain's cats is first

only oldfags will remember this gimmick

ancient gimmick

there is now a chilean post

only 1 though

only 1 brazil and leaf and iceland post too...

when was the last time you were happy lads?
does it ever get better? haha

Timothy James Byrne here on a football field high wycombe getting abducted by aliens

una vela

business idea: greggs

/brit/ seems different right now

It's at a noticeably lower quality

woah, hey brother, Do you still believe in one another?
Hey sister! Do you still believe in love? I wonder
Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do

What if I'm far from home?
Oh brother, I will hear you call!
What if I lose it all?
Oh sister, I will help you hang on!
Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do

It's 2am so its mostly just drunk/high students at this point

Coincidentally an awful lot of Irish and Yanks here now

Could shag you right now, monkey. But that'd be bestiality.

Ishi Paveru, CIA Desu

both me

>6'3
>blue eyes
>good looking
>except I have mental issues out of the arsehole
>genuinely want to kill myself

I want children so bad but I don't want them to be as emotionally stunted as I am haha

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It never really mattered too much me
Cause I was just too damn old to m.c
All that really mattered is if your rhymes was ill
Girl, that's all that really mattered to me, oh baby

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A brief moment in the summer when I was riding a bumper car with my little sister

Our happiest moments are almost never experienced alone. We should do more with the people we care about

5 yank posts and 6 irish posts if you were wondering

there is not a single black person that listens to Madvillain

really makes you think......................

adopt a syrian refugee x

Don't care mate

But then ur wrong lots of nigs like MF doom himself

shan't be adopting a rapist and an adult

Since we are past postmodernism where are we at now?

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shit meaningless lyrics

do rappers just sit on rhymezone to write or what

ironic postmodernism

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

If everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

I sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

Meta-postmodernism

bizarre gimmick

stop trying to provoke me into diatribe, squire

>Adopt a Syrian refugee
>Expect a cute 9 year with big green eyes
>End up being the legal guardian of a man older than yourself

Not as bad as being a pathetic Canadian twat

post-#YOLOism

LMAO

anime

business idea: go to poley's house and tell his parents that their son is a degenerate tranny

want to see that irish crackhead and an anime bender have a fight

what's that like?

You know MF doom may sound quite moderate and not as hardcore as a lot of other rappers but he actually had a harder life

He spent most of his life homeless living on the streets and one of his associates can't remember which but it was MF something did jail time for killing a man, less than 24 hours after shooting him he made a comic for one of MF dooms music videos cause they were tight

It's not a coincidence

graphics card overheated again lads haha

Why, you better watch out. Because, and be very very careful, you may be called edgy.

hot out

That's what I was implying

get more fans on that bitch

WHY DIDN'T SHE FUCKING REPLY

GOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MAD HERE LADS

Pour some water on it?

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow realised what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

delete this one mate

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need the stats of this thread anyone has it?

dumb frogposters......

if you dont remember 9/11 you should literally be gassed

too hot haha
all the fan ports are taken haha
hmm

I don't know why you think I'm a crackhead as I'm of healthy build and only smoke and actually am a rather successful person apart from when I have a 'tism fit and come here when I'm angry

Also I'd tear an anime nonce, kpop nonce, oneitis nonce to bits

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Wish I hadn't entered the game of pricks tb h

Kissed more girls the last 2 weeks than the previous 20 years combined and I just feel worse than I did when I didn't bother

did someone say frogposters?

>all the fan ports are taken haha
i have this problem too. my R9 390x gets hot as fuck and i've already used all my fan connections

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh nice one lol

delete this one too