/brit/ - british as they say

the good old edition

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AMERICA

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rollin & screechin at this

***Nonwhites MUST use other entrance***

A muggle from harry potter

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I'm sure the ladies will be dripping la..

Synthetic Music From Yugoslavia 1964-1989

The arse?

is that a siberian child?

so what are you all doing for halloween?

surely you won't be posting on /brit/ about doing a poo...right?

>EБAHЫE ЦЫГAHE

means 'gypsy'

obviously not
it's a roma runt

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Frequently skip my next planned song if I see Jump Around by House of Pain in the suggested videos

hmm

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halloween is on a monday so it is acceptable to give it a miss

>celebrating halloween

i'm not 13 years old

staying home with the gf and watching classic horror movies/drinking

>Great Britain
>Average land

>Take my shoes off
Ta-da! Now i'm a hobbit

most people doing halloween are children

the rest are extreme ultranormies
normal people do nothing

wait are you calling me a normal if i don't do anything?

>"repetitive shite"
>listens to trance

going to a "halloween themed" wedding for 2 people I don't like in the middle of nowhere

Just gonna drink a bunch of moonshine with a few friends and maybe try to smash one of the bride's nieces in the woods

>gf

normie twat

would love a cheeky colonialism for old times sake

when my foreskin isn't retracted it's not quite a perfect circle around my japs-eye

anyone else got this?

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having foreskin is bad for you

GAS
THE
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lads


Nite huns x

I wanted to go as Kenny from South Park, but the costume's not available.

hello chicano

so sexy

?

you can have my costume from last year bud?

why would you gas the lads?

i am not a chicano

>Pogo
reddit

The Mexican is here...

Really wish the Mexican would fuck off desu the hue monkey can stay but Pedro has to go.

still not sure whether i'll get it, cant believe how light and thin it is

will deffo go for 16bb RAM if i do, 13 inch model


do you think it will be able to run gaymes on a dualboot windows?

really want to play h1z1 desu

dressing up as father ted with the placard and all this Samhain

can't wait for the mexican banter of mass hot air ballooning over trumps wall 2bh

That's a prawn not a worm you fucking imbecile

:(

Yeah the Brazilians sound but the Mexicans a schizo cunt

Did u see the irl photo of him? He's a fat ball of shite

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nah wouldn't count on it 2bh

The Apple lineup is mostly dated sub-par hardware in a shiny package at extra cost

clearly not a prawn (you fucking imbecile)

>south korea bans google maps
>allowed in north korea

makes ya think

This sure caught a lot of traction

do not bully schizophrenics

going as tim for halloween

:------(

Just bought the new Macbook Pro on finance

might go as Janny for Halloween

Not getting laid anyway

Halloween is a degenerate Pagan holiday.

not a rare flag

where in liechtenstein do you live mate

Any of you ever considered wearing a cloak for rain?

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fuck off HaitiANO

>no hood
>not waterproof

genius

how the fuck is halloween a pagan holiday you utter mong

Why people on r9k finish their posts with oregano?

that feel when no gf

Fucking hell lads

>at st pancras
>need a piss
>can see a disabled toilet but don't want to use it if there's a normal one
>follow toilet signs to other platform
>can't see toilet
>ask cleaner guy
>directs me to the disabled toilet

What a 'mare this morning is becoming

No. I'm perfectly happy wearing a raincoat made from whale foreskin

gonna wear a cloak to class tomorrow

>st pancreas

do you know what r9k is

st pancras is nice

AH YES GOOGLE IS DEFINITELY ACCESSIBLE IN NORTH KOREA
fucking dumbshit.

meant the mapping service you cretin. go have a look

>Why, yes, I could give you a handjob...

>he needs to travel through a major terminal station on his daily commute

fucking runt, i get on the train early, always have a seat and get off on the penultimate station, so its never crowded on the platforms

The robot deletes non unique posts, so people put words like BLOX or original at the end of their post to make it unique.

pretty productive day today, ngl
>st. pancreas

waaa, what's next st. bunghole?

i bet this guy gets mad gash

i literally have cancer
also very depressed

not sure if I should tell my GP, or just let nature take its course

subtle

no it isn't you fucking melon. north korean internet is extremely limited to the average citizen, and would definitely fucking not include google maps.
if I ever saw you in the street I'd crack your fucking head wide open you utter microbe

how are you certain you have cancer if your doctor doesnt know

make a will, include me in it. dibs on your everything nice

why are yanks so fucking stupid

open google maps and take a look at both countries

How do I get a british bf like pic related?

not really, north korea are desperate to boost their image with the west as long as it's on their terms

how did they censor the death camps

Level of runt in here at this hour ha HA

>daily commute
>at 3am

Fuck off leaf

doin a panic attack

buy me a pizza and a sixer of wife beater and I'll be your British boyfriend for the night

the MI6 is here

*tips fedora*

absolutely no street view in nk but street view in seoul
hmmmm really makes u think huh, wonder why that is
I swear to fucking god do NOT reply to me again

Japanese American here.

White people are fucking cancer.

You have lower IQ. You are more likely to commit murder, rape, theft, divorce, be promiscuous, be unemployed, be homeless, collect welfare. You are less likely to be admitted into college. And those are just some statistics.

You are clearly less hard working, disciplined, moral and civic than Asians, while also more prone to do degenerate bullshit like bestiality, interracial marriage, twerking videos, etc.

Historically, North Europe has been almost as irrelevant as Africa until only the 2nd industrial revolution. Before that, places like India, Persia and China were flourishing with so much culture, commerce and the like. And that's because Asian lands are mostly jungles, mountains or deserts, while Europe is full of fertile plains and abundant resources. Just try to imagine if it was the other way arround...

Your shitty ass race deserves everything its getting because you have caused that on yourselves. You are self destructive. I'll be glad to in the near future be a return immigrant to the land of my ancestors, Japan, from where I will gladly watch America be wiped out by Russian nuclear warheads

Good riddance "white" "people".

Okay :)

really nice station 2bh

>wake up
>lying in bed dreading work
>go for quick browse of /brit/ to throw some banter
>use Sup Forums on my phone
>literally redirected every time to some virus spam site while in the tab
>captcha won't load in firefox for android

ahhhh yes, thanks for all you've done hiro you greedy cunt

If Dubs or higher I'll write my Civ final on how the Finnish-Korean Hyperwar affected Athenian Democracy.

what trains are running at 3am?

>You are clearly less hard working, disciplined, moral and civic than Asians

Then why aren't you living in Japan? Or China? Or Thailand?

because his parents left the asian country