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get him janny
SIC HIM JAN
so lonely
so alone
reality has an irish bias
anyone who celebrates halloween is culturally appropriating white people
>tfw radical centrist
hey ireland Conor McGregor's fighting here in a couple of weeks
I don't even have the motivation to eat. I literally cannot even muster the motivation to get of my fucking arse and take care of one of my basic human needs. I've just been pissing on the fucking carpet in the corner of my room recently and my room smells fucking vile because I can't be fucking FUCKED to go to the fucking toilet. Soon I'll just start shitting on the floor as well I bet. But this is rediculous, I'm really really hungry yet I SIMPLY CANNOT will myself to get something to eat. All I can do anymore is browse Sup Forums. That's it. That's literally all I do all day every day and I don't even really enjoy doing it that much. Nothing else brings me satisfaction or entertainment anymore, everything is a chore, I just want to sleep forever. I can never escape this chronic laziness and boredom.
mate of mine fingered him in a disco in carlow
korean poop
stop whinging, some of us have been doing that for years
starving the body whilst feeding the 3rd eye I see
spend a lot of time watching cookery on YouTube when I'm bored but I'm never arsed enough to get the ingredients to make anything new
give me one good reason why I shouldn't jump in front of the next speeding train lads
i think about it a lot but this time the thought actually makes me feel good
so hotpoint sell a load of faulty tumble dryers that explode and then charge people £100 to replace them
how the fuck are they getting away with that
Go for a walk you moody spacker, you'll feel better after some exercise.
runt life
Any of you fine lads at the south bank right now?
Did you even read my post? I don't even have the motivation to stand up.
There is no reason why you shouldn't do what you love
take that back
do you think you'd be missed? would the world be a better place with you gone?
if this is real, jesus christ mate get it together
going to do the haha yes! washing up yep the old washing up haha yes!
haha yes!
For those who are being disrespectful about her outfit: it's called lolita and is an actual legitimate clothing and accessory style that grown women do wear. She's not being creepy, just has a lot of style and knows what she likes! And good lord, do I wish I could afford it! You look beautiful, Andrea!
great thread
ah yes the haha yes washing up
true
I think people would miss me, only reason I haven't yet done it is because of the effect it would have on my parents. In regards to whether the world would be better or worse I feel it wouldn't make much difference
do you ever wonder if career YouTubers or sportspeople (i.e. people who add nothing to society) ever wake up one day and realise they've wasted so much time?
someone leaving always leave a hole in the world, good or bad
there's a whole universe revolving around someone and that goes for everyone, even the worse shut in hikkis here
pics of the piss
Then have fun rotting in your room I guess.
you are so heavily spooked you probably thing college actually teaches you something
yes, the problem is that sometimes the hole is better than the person it replaces
what do you had to society mate
mong twat
why do yanks say college when they mean university
the state of this yank mong
What does college mean in britland? Here it's the name of residential halls
why are brits so autistic
serious replies only
explain the spook meme
add*
not true. everyone is worth something, even the most worthless
I could be a cashier at tesco and objectively add more to society than someone who spends their life kicking balls around or playing computer games
@66683022
>what is entertainment
fuck off hatman
>t. graduate from the university of life
>not true. everyone is worth something, even the most worthless
cute
some people are worth less than nothing
Do you ever wake up in fear about all the time you've wasted shitposting?
not enough irish genes
college is where you go to do A levels and other qualifications, unless you go to a 6th form.
Some universities here have colleges in them which are effectively just fancy residential halls, yeah.
college and uni are interchangeable here
Our best university is called trinity college so I think thats why maybe
nice cat
something that would be useless if people stopped caring about it
ie: laws
they make people cheerful and happy by entertaining them. you put cash in a machine and get paid less than nothing. get a grip
bit pessimistic that
It's the same thing really
I mean we have colleges in our universities but they're synonymous here
read this I guess
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Dating in your 30s and 40s is like, "I wonder what this person's tragedy is"
>not true. everyone is worth something, even the most worthless
come on lad, grow up. We arent in primary school anymore
reading /brit/ is like "I wonder whose post from /r/showerthoughts this was stolen from"
So college is secondary school to you?
>when a 50 year old talks about their boyfriend/girlfriend
makes you wonder what went wrong in their life
if i was 40 and on a date I wouldnt give a fuck
I'd just be happy to have a chance not to die alone
For vocational skills mainly. After secondary school.
no, secondary school is secondary school
After secondary school you go to college (or 6th form) to do A levels, and then you go to uni
I think would be from your date's perspective lad
>he thinks the point of life is to settle down with some yat and have a bunch of mediocre children
>reading /brit/ is like "I wonder whose post from /r/showerthoughts this was stolen from"
I think a lot of you would be less miserable if you dared to see the world from the other side of the coin
lads what should I make for dinner tonight
lent a girl at work my jumper yesterday and she just text me saying she slept in it
does she like me? not sure why she'd say that
chips
>tfw out of baccy
populists are at it again
did she send it unprompted? good sign desu
Something that involves a bit of every ingredient you have.
>does she like me?
sounds like it but it's impossible to say without knowing the exact circumstances
don't post about this anymore
nonce
unironically yes
>he likes eating crisps for dinner
letters are all designed to show the sounds made when air is expelled from the mouth and as such it is impossible to accurately write the sound that hannibal lecter makes
had a wash
scrubbed my bollocks and that
that's not a balanced meal
EEEEERRR give me a dish to make
Fucked it lad
thanks lads, going to text her and ask her for the sex
thats a noggin jogger
ask her her phone number lad
nonce
need lauren gf
probably already has it seeing as she texted him you absolute breadbin
Entirely depends on what ingredients you have, I thought it would be fun to try and make something that involved everything you have but doesn't taste awful.
haha redditors are crazy
think you just got tricked mate
>tfw Sup Forums is literally dying
I will probably kill myself when it happens
it's decided then
pasta salad
LooOOooOOooOOooL!!!!!!!
are they literally
would laugh if that happened on the chong
never watched the big bang theory but I imagine this type of cringey yank shit reddit humour is highly evocative of it
bit pathetic that
and do you think that will make an impact on the world? will anyone note your absence?
really not a fan of anyone involved in that