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korean pop

love

get him janny

SIC HIM JAN

so lonely
so alone

reality has an irish bias

anyone who celebrates halloween is culturally appropriating white people

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>tfw radical centrist

hey ireland Conor McGregor's fighting here in a couple of weeks

I don't even have the motivation to eat. I literally cannot even muster the motivation to get of my fucking arse and take care of one of my basic human needs. I've just been pissing on the fucking carpet in the corner of my room recently and my room smells fucking vile because I can't be fucking FUCKED to go to the fucking toilet. Soon I'll just start shitting on the floor as well I bet. But this is rediculous, I'm really really hungry yet I SIMPLY CANNOT will myself to get something to eat. All I can do anymore is browse Sup Forums. That's it. That's literally all I do all day every day and I don't even really enjoy doing it that much. Nothing else brings me satisfaction or entertainment anymore, everything is a chore, I just want to sleep forever. I can never escape this chronic laziness and boredom.

mate of mine fingered him in a disco in carlow

korean poop

stop whinging, some of us have been doing that for years

starving the body whilst feeding the 3rd eye I see

spend a lot of time watching cookery on YouTube when I'm bored but I'm never arsed enough to get the ingredients to make anything new

give me one good reason why I shouldn't jump in front of the next speeding train lads

i think about it a lot but this time the thought actually makes me feel good

so hotpoint sell a load of faulty tumble dryers that explode and then charge people £100 to replace them

how the fuck are they getting away with that

Go for a walk you moody spacker, you'll feel better after some exercise.

runt life

Any of you fine lads at the south bank right now?

Did you even read my post? I don't even have the motivation to stand up.

There is no reason why you shouldn't do what you love

take that back

do you think you'd be missed? would the world be a better place with you gone?

if this is real, jesus christ mate get it together

going to do the haha yes! washing up yep the old washing up haha yes!

haha yes!

For those who are being disrespectful about her outfit: it's called lolita and is an actual legitimate clothing and accessory style that grown women do wear. She's not being creepy, just has a lot of style and knows what she likes! And good lord, do I wish I could afford it! You look beautiful, Andrea!

great thread

ah yes the haha yes washing up

true
I think people would miss me, only reason I haven't yet done it is because of the effect it would have on my parents. In regards to whether the world would be better or worse I feel it wouldn't make much difference

do you ever wonder if career YouTubers or sportspeople (i.e. people who add nothing to society) ever wake up one day and realise they've wasted so much time?

someone leaving always leave a hole in the world, good or bad
there's a whole universe revolving around someone and that goes for everyone, even the worse shut in hikkis here

pics of the piss

Then have fun rotting in your room I guess.

you are so heavily spooked you probably thing college actually teaches you something

yes, the problem is that sometimes the hole is better than the person it replaces

what do you had to society mate

mong twat

why do yanks say college when they mean university

the state of this yank mong

What does college mean in britland? Here it's the name of residential halls

why are brits so autistic
serious replies only

explain the spook meme

add*

not true. everyone is worth something, even the most worthless

I could be a cashier at tesco and objectively add more to society than someone who spends their life kicking balls around or playing computer games

@66683022
>what is entertainment
fuck off hatman

>t. graduate from the university of life

>not true. everyone is worth something, even the most worthless
cute

some people are worth less than nothing

Do you ever wake up in fear about all the time you've wasted shitposting?

not enough irish genes

college is where you go to do A levels and other qualifications, unless you go to a 6th form.

Some universities here have colleges in them which are effectively just fancy residential halls, yeah.

college and uni are interchangeable here

Our best university is called trinity college so I think thats why maybe

nice cat

something that would be useless if people stopped caring about it
ie: laws

they make people cheerful and happy by entertaining them. you put cash in a machine and get paid less than nothing. get a grip

bit pessimistic that

It's the same thing really

I mean we have colleges in our universities but they're synonymous here

read this I guess
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Dating in your 30s and 40s is like, "I wonder what this person's tragedy is"

>not true. everyone is worth something, even the most worthless

come on lad, grow up. We arent in primary school anymore

reading /brit/ is like "I wonder whose post from /r/showerthoughts this was stolen from"

So college is secondary school to you?

>when a 50 year old talks about their boyfriend/girlfriend

makes you wonder what went wrong in their life

if i was 40 and on a date I wouldnt give a fuck
I'd just be happy to have a chance not to die alone

For vocational skills mainly. After secondary school.

no, secondary school is secondary school

After secondary school you go to college (or 6th form) to do A levels, and then you go to uni

I think would be from your date's perspective lad

>he thinks the point of life is to settle down with some yat and have a bunch of mediocre children

>reading /brit/ is like "I wonder whose post from /r/showerthoughts this was stolen from"

I think a lot of you would be less miserable if you dared to see the world from the other side of the coin

lads what should I make for dinner tonight

lent a girl at work my jumper yesterday and she just text me saying she slept in it

does she like me? not sure why she'd say that

chips

>tfw out of baccy
populists are at it again

did she send it unprompted? good sign desu

Something that involves a bit of every ingredient you have.

>does she like me?
sounds like it but it's impossible to say without knowing the exact circumstances

don't post about this anymore

nonce

unironically yes

>he likes eating crisps for dinner

letters are all designed to show the sounds made when air is expelled from the mouth and as such it is impossible to accurately write the sound that hannibal lecter makes

had a wash
scrubbed my bollocks and that

that's not a balanced meal

EEEEERRR give me a dish to make

Fucked it lad

thanks lads, going to text her and ask her for the sex

thats a noggin jogger

ask her her phone number lad

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need lauren gf

probably already has it seeing as she texted him you absolute breadbin

Entirely depends on what ingredients you have, I thought it would be fun to try and make something that involved everything you have but doesn't taste awful.

haha redditors are crazy

think you just got tricked mate

>tfw Sup Forums is literally dying
I will probably kill myself when it happens

it's decided then

pasta salad

LooOOooOOooOOooL!!!!!!!
are they literally

would laugh if that happened on the chong

never watched the big bang theory but I imagine this type of cringey yank shit reddit humour is highly evocative of it

bit pathetic that

and do you think that will make an impact on the world? will anyone note your absence?

really not a fan of anyone involved in that