Be Australian

>be Australian
>live in LITERAL Australia
I mean, how low can you fall

>be australian
>descent from convicts
>live in one of the most successful countries in the world

cmon poland, even you know you can do better than this.

>be Polish
>pretty high chance you don't even live in Poland

I just wanted some attention from 'strayans. All other flags can piss off

Not in this case

>successful
>with that Internet connection
I mean, what do you do all day? Shag girls and smoke weed like some grandpa?

>I mean, what do you do all day?
Wait for Sup Forums to load, of course.

AUSTRALIA NOTICE ME KURWAAA

He got me.... my internet has been fucked and a possum chewed through the wiring just last weekend

can leafs be relevant?

>be polish
>move to literally every country in europe besides your own
>be proud of your country having no foreigners
???

No

Holy fuck m8.

Then again, I can't really laugh at you. Finally getting my internet connected to the NBN next week (FTTN, not even FTTP) and I can expect my internet to be out for at least a day.

Yeah it was fucked.

Ended up buying a shitty dongle that cost me $39 just so I could shit post. Since they took the whole week just to get out and fix it the shit cunts.

...

No

I still love you tho :-)

thx bb

go get defeated in another world war fag

Did you smear the wood fibre optics with vegemite, as the petrol shaman instructed?

Would have won with ease if you fucks didn't team up. Stay mad and shove your trade deal up your ass you american in denail.

Would you really want Germans to win in that war?

Depends.