/brit/ - The Tosspot Pan Head Edition

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korean pop

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Fistfight

ah yes

plymouth is actually an alright place

>May/Clinton world leadership

quick! name something brits never do

brushing their teeth

haven't received nudes from a slag in ages lads

even panhead has a gf

why don't you?

be slaves

Howling at the fucking state of American politics

the PNW is so comfy
I wish our forests had cozy carpets

lads

gf tried to strangle me while I was giving her cunilingus haha what am i like

where did you meet them?

just ordered a big fat papa johns for £16 laddos

XXL pizza with cheesy jalapeno bites and buffalo wings literally salivating at the prospect. this will feed me for 2 or 3 days

>the edition in the subject mong is back

bit cold out

By jove

Reckon her friends thought I was just trying to pump and dump tb h

They gave me some dirty looks and made it proper awkward when I left her. Probably chatted all sorts of shite about me the day after and persuaded her I wasn't worth it.

Added to the fact that looks-wise I was way out of her league and she was a virgin.

touche

don't give him attention you mong

>thinking that the FBI isn't run by clinton

waheyy bit friday night in with the /brit/ lads

Help, lads.

Signed up to dating site. Miraculously two girls who are Not Ugly messaged me and seem nice. I also started making ground with a girl I work with and went for a drink with her.

What do?

Ignore the girls online or keep going with the girl from work? I am aware of the repercussions and awkwardness of going out with a girl from work.

Why do these /brit/ personalities always end up getting doxxed

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>may/trump world leadership
it will be Reagan-Thatcher all over again

the """special relationship""" will resume

*jabs you*

waheyy

Tomorrow I'll go to the camp, as a counselor.
Wish me good luck.

>£16

fuck the UK is so much more expensive

>May/Clinton/Merkel triumvirate leading the Western world

May God have mercy on us all

>didn't win the Sup Forums banner contest
>had to give $20 to the gook to renew my pass instead of getting a free one

waheyyyyyyy

Give me attention

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Comey needs to be in prison for injecting politics into an FBI investigation.

If this is new information, then he is incompetent. If it's not, then he rushed to judgement for his own politics.

People reporting to him have, off the record, said he is "a dirty cop" and needs to leave.

No CTR here. Just reporting from what's on TV now.

>Sup Forums pass

We're no better. Remain or Leave, I don't see how anybody can be happy with how the Tories are doing things.

What's the consensus here on May's approach. Good or bad? Do people still think we're going 100% Hard or will they soften up?

I am of the opinion that it will be "Talk big, act soft". That way when things aren't as bad as they could have been people will say "Oh well, it could have been much worse".

cold out

>May/Clinton/Merkel
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

yeah our pizza delivery is expensive as fuark mate

this is with a £10 off orders over £25 voucher too

The pizza alone is priced at £19.99

twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/791309861665595392

cracking cock sucking lips lads

*turns up the love*

Hedge your bets m8

The state of modern dating scene is at the point where girls are messaging hundreds of guys who are themselves messaging hundreds of girls. Having three on the go at the same time isn't that bad.

any don wanna smoke some sensi

Doing a night shift at Papa Johns, lads.

Just stuffed my pubes in some twat's pizza that he ordered, and guess what sort of cheese is in his jalapeño bites!

24 mg of ephedrine and 300 mg of caffeine straight down the gullet

hillary needs to be in prison too

why do people say thicc when they mean fat

>!

lmao epic! xD

>why are people idiots?

Honesty don't know why yanks hate Clinton so much

She's a boring, centrist, safe pair of hands

Only a nation of idiots would vote for a retarded tv personality instea-

Oh right

>you will never just lie there and spoon sara as she tells you how communism is the only true way to living an enlightened existence

why even live?

on the bus

>BBC places an article in a tiny corner of the website, not even a photo

>becomes the most read
your tricks don't work here

is i, daniel blake any good lads?

considering dragging the gf to see it

yank nog culture infecting everything as usual

>tfw you will never comfort her with russian nursery rhymes and tell her that Stalin was right before cuddling

Fuck off this is definitely you

Also
>check panheads followers
>rafi dormer stone
Ahh yes

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37798201

>7pm
>night shift

what a sheltered little neet runt you must be

>FBI director James Comey has said the bureau is reopening its investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails.


How many days do you give it till the FBI director 'accidentally' dies?

It's self-righteous lefty propaganda tosh

Bait

And

Switch

He'll resign admitting he was wrong and that her integrity is beyond reproach 2 days before the election

This isn't suicide, it's retirement

I'm a bit out of touch with it all, I have to say.

I am perhaps a bit too old fashioned. When I got two messages I panicked because I felt like I was already being unfaithful.

Yes, mate. Heartbreaking and brutal though. I doubt she's going to be fizzing at the clopper by the end, if that's your intention.

camilla long please go

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Enjoy your pizza, Rasheed

doxxed

accidentally get stuck in a pail of quick dry concrete and falls in the Potomac river

*does a thought*
hmm.... yes....... just as i had thought.....

kek
With da fishes.

>he doesn't pronounce "ball" like "bohw"

Are you even British

*sits thread out*

im not a southern poofter

remember when cork user was rumbled

nice one la

are you?

i have a physique most of you can only dream of

why

Quite like browsing the chon using my new 2-in-1 tablet pen

May never use my fingers ever again

fuck off

post more THICC girls

I am 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

I could put you six feet under like this *snaps fingers*

Hmm..

>You will never be Jeremy Fragrance

hahahaha when was this

bit niggerish england.

haven't seen that page in 4 years at least haha

mate i'm 4'6" and built like a papier-mâché shithouse

you wouldn't want to mess with me sunshine

could go to a party but im fuckin knackered
do i or don't i

literally ate my weight in goulash and now im gonna shitpost all night and maybe do some CIV VI.

Whats on the agenda then lads?

>having the option anyway

FONT

Strong hair game.

I wish I had a job that involved suits and women. I work in a factory with old men.

doggos been put down

absolutely hate my stupid northern accent

>I can't find one economist that's in favour of no income tax, no corporation tax and one consumption tax.

What a lying fucking cunt, he obviously didn't look very hard

Just this week on planet money they had 6 economist from across the political spectrum come up with ideas accepted by all economist and these were literally 3 of the ideas supported by all of them

That's what you get for watching journalism from the fucking guardian