Dumbest eminem lyrics

Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

>homie I'll be nicer to women
>when aqua man drowns and the human torch starts swimmin'

Wasn't ready to be no millionaire, I was ill-prepared
I was prepared to be ill though, the skill was there

both are great bars

everything on Bad Meets Evil 2

>Implying Eminen has said anything intelligent

Obligatory
>There's vomit on his sweater already
>Mom's spaghetti

this is actually pretty funny IMO desu

>love is evil
>spell it backwards, i'll show ya

Pretty dope line t b h

these are actually good

>i hope I offended you when I told ya how dope I am at this
>and put emphasis on the "dope," so when names come up
>in that conversation of who's the dopest, better throw mine in it

it's dumb because he thinks he's actually good baka desu

He's the number 1 rapper in the world and he's white.

Two pills I pop til my pu-pils swell up like two pennies

>I'm standing on top of a monopoly board.
>that means I'm on top of my game

>Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken Or Chicka >chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
>22 jerks and a jerk circle
>Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute, What am I saying'?
what did he mean by this

still better than kendrick lamar

this is a multi syllabic rhyme, really good

lyrically yes, content wise no

reported

the spaghetti
is sweaty
already

>So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken
>Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw
>Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
>And stick a dick in your mouth
>I'm done you can fuck off
>Fucka-fucka-fuck off!So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken
>Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw
>Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
>And stick a dick in your mouth
>I'm done you can fuck off
>Fucka-fucka-fuck off!

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