(You) wake up in Tijuana, Mexico

(You) wake up in Tijuana, Mexico.

What do?

Go back

Ask to which gang I have to pay protection money to not be beheaded.

Check if all my organs are still in it's place
Go to the airport and take a plane back to the capital

eat tacos then go visit my steam pals in california

Just check in at a fucking decent hotel and enjoy a night out. Yes, you can do that without dying, it's just a matter of avoiding all the dive places that cater to poor/pervered gringos.

Teach sudacas how to pronunce the c and the z properly

trying to get into the US without a VISA

Hop the border.

Drink beer, eat tacos, shag some locals, and walk back to the US.

Get confused by the roundabout

>Drink beer, eat tacos, shag some locals, and walk back to the US.

This desu.

Locate my country's closest embassy and gtfo.

what the fuck did i do last night?

that's literally the best looking part of all Tijuana, lmao

Call my dad and tell him that I fucked up and I'm in Tijuana, go to the nearest mall, buy a book, buy some snacks and wait till my fly is ready.

oh cmon Tijuana could be ok or not?

no insultes cabron, ellos tienen algo de sangre nuestra en sus venas.

your future, pic related

Illegally immigrate to the US

go back to san diego

cross the border

Brazil is more dangerous than mexico mate,