Spongebob quotes describing an album

Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?

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i think that fits bastard more

You feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

you're right user but i think it still fits in wolf

If we play loud people might think we're good!

>oh, isn't this cooking?

>At least I'm safe inside my mind
>At least I'm safe inside my mind
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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Well it's stupid, but it's also dumb.

Not a quote ,but I thought this was somewhat relevant.

That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.

Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are

lmao this one is one of my favorites

>The Krusty Krab is unfair
>Mr.Krabs is in there
>Standing at the concession
>Plotting his oppression

kekaroonie

this thread has barely started but you already won

>not Rage Against the Machine

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

It's been known for a long time that the ONLY acceptable quote for TPaB is CHOOOOCOLAAAAAAATE!!

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>Be ASSertive, not INsertive!

>we've only got 22 years before our next gig!

This one's probably been done before but...
>The KRUUUSTY KRAAAaaAaAaaB PIZZAAA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND MEEEeeeeeEEEEE

>This is... ADVANCED darkness.

10/10

>This isn't your average everyday darkness; this is ADVANCED DARKNESS

>Let's get naked!

qeq

>Sandy's a GIRL?!

>No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.

>hey look everyone! KEVIN'S BACK!

> Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh.. Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh.. Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh.. Muh Muh MAN RAY!

It only really applies to Answer and Pigs though.

>Not using that quote for MBV.

Canonical mbv quote is ya dummy

>It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.

>I'm already hearing voices!

NOBODY BEATS THEIR HEADS IN LIKE A FISH COP

>LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

>"Wait. I don't understand this. I feel all... tingly inside. Should we stop?"

>why it tastes so good, I think I'll try it a second time

underrated

>insert every single time spongebob screams
AGH AGH AGH

FUTURE...
FUTURE...
FUTURE...

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

>FUTURE
>FUTURE
>FUTURE

>When worlds collide it's a curious thing
>Bet you've never heard a robot and a caveman sing
>In his metal chest are some working parts
>How is that different from my beating heart?

FUCK

>fine dining
>and breathing

>I've got an abrasive side!

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

>Well, it makes you look like a girl!
>Am I a pretty girl?

>You're copying me!
>Yes.
>Why are you doing that?
>So I can win an award like you.

KOKTEP

>mfw i noticed future's face on this cover

it seems you've never listened to this album

holy shit you're right

>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

I love it

>Patrick, How stupid are you?
>It varies

>STEPPIN ON THE BEACH, DOO DOO DOO DOO!

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This works so well

>That's his eager face.

Kek

>It's a giraffe!

so much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one

Hey Patrick how the *dolphin noise* are ya

Damn, beat me to it.

"Goodbye, everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy."

underrated

>It feels like someone....WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!

10/10

I read this in kendrick's voice

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>not exmilitary
jobs = 1

"Do instruments of torture count?"

>not "Nonsense! My vocabulary is infinitely expanding!"

shit, you're right that's way better

"I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…"