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you did good lad

so ive heard

im greeted to this exact noise as soon as i step into the runt compound

are pugs the most meme dog?

yank hours starting in approximately 2 hours

im an atheist and former lapsed catholic but i want to become an active catholic again

how do i force myself to believe this stuff

Chihuahuas

had a bowl of muesli, a cheese toastie and a box of after eights today

does this count as a balanced diet?

made a maymeme

can't consider most people to be actual conscious humans and not just programmed automaton ape machines. people have such strong convictions on subjects they know nothing about, is it any surprise how easily people can be brainwashed to believe absolutely anything? most people do not even spend 1% of their lives in true awareness, they are happy as the blissfully ignorant, autopilot, insectiod worker-drones as long as they can blow their weekly wage on clothes in mansfield town centre on a saturday.

Anytime i'm unfortunate enough to be in the presence of a mormon I find it fascinating to observe a "correct answer machine" up close. no matter what input you give the machine it always manipulates it to fit it's programmed bias and then produces a reptilian brain response that simply disregards, ignores anything that contradicts it's programmed algorithm, and produces scripted, stage managed rehearsed responses.

Mormons are an extreme example but this mechanism applies to many "normal" people in a less overt way.

god is a fairy tale

read the bible, you shouldnt need to force yourself you daft cunt, attend mass. I get a certain calm feeling when at mass. Its theraputic. You can derive alot of wisdom from the bible too.

how many attempts did father gasgoine take you the first time?

wanna know how big of a runt I am

decent but you should have triple linked it in the old thread so we can see it clearly

I actually had a runt kitten or whatever you call them

It died when the vet had to put it down

and I for one shan't be reading a word of this

clearly they're reopening the investigation for no reason haha merely a banality haha

am i my brothers keeper?

i read the Bible when i was a teenager lad

find mass incredibly boring

only catholic ritual i ever took to was saying the rosary

cunting thing used to take ages

thanks guys, if I ever make another I will triple link it

the so called laci green gf

>alri boss

it's insulin, she's a mormon

the snapchat stories from the /brit/ skype group meet up these evenin' are hilarious

pishin' myself here

UNDENIABLE TUNE

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yeah, err...a pack of camel blues please

just watched the new star wars with some friends
it was alri
any questions?

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too much pagan influence in catholicism for me to take it seriously but i want to believe

nope, you're good

then just fuck off and join a black churc where you can dnace and do backflips off the fucking alter you ADHD ridden cunt

> did good
Are we Americans now? Sort it out.

fantastic post

really really need a shit but I've already had two today, they always take me ages and the bathroom is freezing. What do?

And who are you?

girl fanny

> nope
> you're good
Are we Americans now? Sort it out.

did you not think it came across a bit market-tested and tame?

Toot

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big fan of overly aggressive posts

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Bust out the hot water bottle (to heat obviously, don't shit in it)

The best Beatles songs are the ones sung by Ringo or Paul

>not respecting Roman and Greek knowledge
Most of what's good about Carholosism is just that stuff repackaged

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best version

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want to browse int on my phone and keep getting porn pop ups wtf

i like it its a fun enough film

Give me a synopsis so I can pretend I paid attention.

Best version

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Someone who knows that 'you did good' is barbaric gibberish.

Big fan of the old 'cell

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Think I fucking hate women

ok the clonezapam has me VERY monged

Based japmoot getting rid of the normie benders

bet you dont even know how to say the rosary

or the angelus

some "catholic" you are

@66711727
pis of

me on the left

runt

wild assumptions to make considering i definately do

20 hail marys 20 our fathers every night

cuck

sorry for not moving my desktop to the shitter everytime I WANT A SHIT YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

purcell went to my old school lmao

Irish are weird lads

what is their end-game?

dumb phoneposters

>yanks

>yank police

that's completely wrong kek

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Why are the Irish such little gremlins?

dislike free trade to be honest

wtf

do you suffer from the 'tism my compatriot? did the lord himself reach his power stricken hand down upon thee from the most glorious and high heavens and strike you with the 'tism himself?

how do i get adblocker on my phone

yanks are a mystery to me

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need a fertile irish lass

American churches sure are wild

if that and twerking isn't the outer-rim of human progress bordering savagery i dont know what is

where do ye find this sort of shite now lad? care to explain that one?

what's this from? got a sauce?

actually yes i do

its a blessing, i am superior intellectually to you as a result

right so a stormtrooper rebels against the first order (space nazis) and helps a resistance pilot escape
the pilots been captured because he has the map to luke skywalker built into a droid called bb8
they crash land on a desert planet and finn (stormtrooper) finds the droid who's latched onto a poor scavenger peasant girl called ray
they team up against the 'troopers sent to get the droid and escape in a ship which turns out to be the millennium falcon
han solo and chewbacca find the ship um somehow and they team up against some lads and a big monster
then um they go to some planet where a little orange yoda says summink
finn fucks off for some reason and ray finds out she's luke's daughter
oh the resistance needs the droid because they want to find luke
everyone wants to find luke i think
err then stormtroopers attack the place theyre at and ray gets captured by darth vader oh whatever he is the villain
finn bullshits a plan for the resistance to attack a 2nd death star because he wants to kiss ray and he han and chewie go to some snow planet where an evil base is
they go mental and find rays already escaped due to some bollocks
then han confronts kylo ren (darth vader) who is actually his son and kylo does him in
they escape into the woods and finn and ray both fight kylo ren with lightsabers
um then ray turns out to be one with the force and wins i think
cant remember what happens
then everyones happy and r2d2 wakes up and they complete the map and ray finds luke on an island somewhere

shut up you cringey wankstain

AUTISM

articulate
umbersome
terrific
idiotic
special
monkey

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I'm tired of these people.

I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

>his uncle got absolutely BTFO by the IRA

haha

why do u nonces keep calling the irish weird ive seen about 20 posts the past week calling us weird nothing weird about us rite

stop whinging you soppy cunt

>stopped replying to me

kek literally an admission of my victory i am SO based

IN A WORLD OF DECEIT
OPEN YOUR EYES

all white yanks think they're black

that's literally what 18-24 white yanks do all day, tweeting black people vines

umbersome isn't a word xDDD

.. how is that not a rip off of a new hope?

unwarrented abuse, back off you wanker

nothing more to discuss my friend, my use of colloquialisms and humorous language outwitted you by miles personified by my wit, for if my wit was personified it would reap laughter and joy in its wake