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Ah yes, the janny has perfectly adapted to his role. He is able to hear /brit/ threads being made several seconds earlier edition.

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Any runts in here?

UP
THE
RA
lads

beans on toast

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To every seppo cunt that dare set foot here:
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great edition

congratulations bean on not being the worst JF in /brit/ anymore, haitANO has taken your place (not me)

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viruses do NOT click lads

senpai don't (You) me
if you gonna chat shit don't (You) me
fall back a likkle bit don't (You)
i am not having it don't (You)
you will get filtered quick don't (You) me
with your anime pic don't (You) me
delete all that shit don't (You) me
have to tell these yanks don't (You) me

Imagine being eaten alive by a big snake

Why are these satan creatures on earth again?

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well?

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pretty good american accent impression

delet this

>talking quietly so mummy doesn't hear

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i'm a stat

Can any of you guys help me remember where I parked my ca-

*Meep meep*

Oh! Haha! There it is!

the thought of being suffocated by a large python, swallowed, digested, then pooed out gives me a raging stiffy

at least hes considerate enough to not wake her up

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spiders are satan's creation
childhood friend of mine had his foot amputated because he got bit by one

You sound like a student twat 2bh

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Doing some really smelly farts

yo momma so fat her blood type is RAGU

Arizona?

Subtitles desu (to be honest)

That is a scarily accurate prediction

Got a Glaswegian mate who post on /brit/ and reckons he's a hard, just wrestled him 3 for nowt I'm the garden

Come back round if you want to be emenrassed more lad

the misterious and renowed female penis

Go to bed Silvio

Please help me feed all these birds!

nice

the stugots on this yank

should i have 2 sausage biscuits and tea for breakfast tomorrow before gym, and then have chicken and ramen noodles for dinner and that's all i eat all day. or, should i eat coffee and toast for breakfast, and then get the 2 chicken breast combo for dinner? the 2 sausage biscuits is $1.50, and the chicken combo is $10

To all those seppo cunts who want to engage a full blooded irishman in a game of fisticuffs

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the walking pleb scene where [spoiler]glenn dies[/spoiler] was gnarly as fuck lads

drinking coffee is for coloreds

me mum

he also predicted 9/11 back in the mid 1990s


hes a man with a lot of foresight

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sausage biscuits?

wtf dumb yank

texas

I got a bad feeling about tomorrow brothers

>sausage biscuits
???

anyone could have predicted 9/11
there already was a minor attack on the towers before 9/11, so it was obvious that there'd be another

Specifically calling you out cieran lad if youre reading this knock on the side door and gis a text

yeah dont watch the show but i looked up the scene for a gander

roaring at all the runts saying theyre gonna boycott the show now

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>roaring at all the runts saying theyre gonna boycott the show now
lmao why are people saying that?

this nigga should've died half a season ago anyway

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unironically sound like a kiddy fiddler sorry to inform you mate

t. paddy o'hara

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Laughing my butt! off (lmbo)

because 1) he died and 2) he died the way he did

people apparently want slow, dramatic gunshot death scenes in a setting of brutal violence

this was very exciting to listen to

The Young Turks have finally admitted that Hillary was the wrong cadidate

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I like snakes desu
Vipers are my favorite animals

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RuntFarmer: I don't understand it, it's listed as a British runt farm yet these American and Irish runts still appear.

Smithers: Maybe they have no where else to go sir

RuntFarmer: Maybe the Irish ones, but look at the size of the American ones, they're clearly being fed elsewhere

Smithers: Would you like me to eliminate them sir?

RuntFarmer: No, leave them for now. I would like to see whether they bond or if they will fight. Maybe they'll even breed.

Smithers: Wouldn't the litter be horrific?

RuntFarmer: I don't know, crossbreeding could perhaps make them stronger, the best of both worlds.

It is bread with sawmill gravy.

>I like snakes desu
>Vipers are my favorite animals

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pyrazolam's running dry

might have to learn to use the ol' deep web soon and score some legit xanny
thanks mummy may

those are quads senpai

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odds i eat this apple

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b-baited

good morning user :3

9/11 was coming for a long time an the idea of some massive attack was pretty prominent inhabitants e public imagination.

Honestly 9/11 was a masterpiece of the negative sublime

hmm

Black Mirror lads

massive attack mentioned

*slaps your nuts*

You sound properly bent tbqh

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These are the people I post with every day

glad you enjoyed it senpai

cheque these dubs

Oh whats this, one of the little runts has brought me a gift, take is smithers, dispose of it quickly.

just trying to trigger autists desu but ye it is dece'

Reminder that wrestling is the best way to resolve a friendly dispute with a mate, best of 3 each point is getting the other flat on their back

No punches or kicking allowed

It's violent enough to be satisfying but not violent enough to send the other cunt to hospital

t. david thewlis

rate my post

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watched the first episode of stranger things earlier lads

soundtrack is fantastic

haha benis

mmm

one of the best series I've watched 2bh

>still waiting for someone to put the whole new series in 1 download

:D:D:D

wouldnt that hurt
my bellend is really sensitive

>tfw you will never meet a nymphomaniac who gets sexual thrills from finding strange men and fucks their brains out

severe lack of vocaroos, im busting to hear some yank gimp talk shite down the old microphone

but honestly, YOU brits arent chipping in here, except for the alan partridge sounding gent