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Parker Hughes
>I'm 16 years old and have never been through anything in life and have zero concept of death and that's why I have such an easy time always making these threads
Ryder Smith
hey fuck you
Mason Mitchell
knew it was fake from the borderline incoherent headline
get fucked pitchfork shill
Colton Hughes
phil is kill?
Jace Thomas
>implying Phil would abandon his daughter
Juan Torres
Oh shit
Adrian Reyes
grrrrrrr im so mad I got troled
James Wright
Alexander Wood
You're an asshole OP, I thought it was true
Adrian Baker
Exactly.
If this actually happened it would be a murder-suicide, and you know it
Camden Campbell
>dead from an apparent suicide attempt
kek
literally who tho?
Xavier Ross
>implying Phil would ever pussy out with a daughter
Now I can think of someone...
Carter Thomas
if he's dead it no longer really counts as a suicide attempt does it
Ryder Sullivan
you got me, OP
Camden Jenkins
MODS STICKY THIS NOW
Charles Nguyen
>dead
>attempt
It wouldn't be an attempt if he died.
Levi Clark
Dubs and it actually happens
Isaac Watson
...
Caleb Young
How do you do this
Camden Watson
see
Joseph Jones
Oh shit
Logan Wright
>friend from high school killed himself
music for this feel?
Wyatt Smith
>I'm 17 years old and have been through a lot in life and have a lot of concepts of death and that's why I'm morally better than you
Connor Reed
...
Isaac Cruz
>dead
>attempt
>dead
>attempt
>dead
>attempt
>dead
>attempt
>dead
>attempt
Brandon Gutierrez
should change it to suicide success
Jace Cooper
Take any Pitchfork article and delete everything after the number. Then make up your own text.
Joshua Davis
Who?
Noah Wright
>knew it was fake from the borderline incoherent headline
As apposed to pitchforks normal high quality work right?
Christian Miller
pitchfork's articles are around the 6712? mark dude
Jordan Nguyen
Hey Patrick, how the *dolphin noise* are ya
Robert Young
>wahhh death is sad to me why do people make light of it wahh ;_;
you're why these threads get made, to piss people like you off
Wyatt Reed
>Phil Evrum dead from an apparent suicide attempt
not to go off topic but what exactly is not coherent about that?
Brayden Robinson
>dead
>attempt
Jordan Price
Who cares