Suddenly wake up in Poland

>suddenly wake up in Poland
>see this cute polish girl
>she says "hey,are you ok?"
wat do

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Ask if she wants to go out
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profit.

go back home

I'M NOT OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'HAAAAAY'AAAAAAAAY

>'no. I am suffering. why do you ask?'

''yes I am great because I'm in Glorious Poland, thanks for asking'' and proceed to walk away

Based jap polandboo
Polish qts best qts

>suddenly wake up in Poland
please not again NOT AGAIN
oh god please end this nightmare

Plot twist: it is not a nightmare.

WAKE ME UP

It's heaven!

fuck off grzegorz with your proxy
>wow łódź so pretty
this is how it looks like outside of that cherrypicked street
i hope you enjoy commieblocks

>y.. you too

kek, that looks better than my city by far

>implying she knows english

argentina has at least beautiful and varied nature and landscapes
poland is literally plains and forests, with commieblock clusters (called "cities") scattered around

>argentina has at least beautiful and varied nature and landscapes
yeah, that when you have the money to travel, Poland has butifel nature, with less variety obviously because euro countries are small, but you have beautiful cities with a lot of history, and that's what we don't have

>but you have beautiful cities with a lot of history
90% of historical buildings got leveled to the ground during WW2
what you see on photos are mostly reconstructions that bear 0 historical value

yes I know, but even reconstructed buildings are beautiful, even if they're not the originals

having only landscapes it's very shitty if you don't havea typical architecture, a history and culture

i don't understand how can you say that your country has no history or culture
every country has one, otherwise it wouldn't be a country

poland is just a big graveyard
as i walk down warsawian streets, there are actually those histographic boards with old photos that usually say "here, on this street, there used to be some very nice buildings. however, they all got leveled to the ground in 1944 and its inhabitants were murdered. you want some pretty buildings? fuck you, have some commie blocks"

those boards are on every major street

>>she says "hey,are you ok?"

Polacken biches..

25 years since polacken got "free" and they still bitch and whine about evil commies building shit which stand until today.

>those """"uber""""menchen
every fucking time

yeah, it's easy to reconstruct everything from scratch when you've freed yourself from 50 years of soviet occupation

oh please, you're oversimplifying your country history, Poland (and Europe in general) is more than WWII and communism, and you know it

I understand that the actual Warsaw looks depressing to poles compared to what used to be, but it still has some very nice parts like the old town, the same with other parts of the country, and according to what I know, Poland has a history of fighting with/for honor and patriotism, and that's one of the things I find more appealing of your country

>soviet occupation

rolf.. polacken wet dream.

>Poland (and Europe in general) is more than WWII and communism, and you know it

not in polacken shithole.

(9 years evil comunist allowed the fucking opposition until they fucked up the whole shithole again)

that's an ukrainian

and yeah, no wonder we still bitch when our politicians are the same people from gommie times

>that's an ukrainian
>polacken does reverse and damage control action

rolf. not accord his polacken card.

you can literally see the upa logotype in one of the pictures in your post, what kind of stuff are you on

go get fucked by Muhammed, nobody cares about your opinion

>Poland has a history of fighting with/for honor and patriotism

polacken were always backstabing and whining cocksuckers. your honer doesnt even comply with the fucking plumber quality.

Can I eat some of your mediocre food and fuck you? Thnx.

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>Poland has a history of fighting with/for honor and patriotism, and that's one of the things I find more appealing of your country
that's what I'm actually sick of
we are reminded at every day, every event, of our tragic past
there's a reason there are some many butthurt poles on Sup Forums and in general, our education systems makes sure that we are stuck in the past, blaming everything but ourselves
poland needs to let it go and move forward, but it's just not happening

>go get fucked by Muhammed, nobody cares about your opinion
He is Greek

"This is just like one one of my JRPGs!

*pretends to have amnesia*

poland is a place where anime becomes reality
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Bądź moja żona

>suddenly wake up in Poland
>see this hot polish girl
>'Dzień dobry user, what are you doing here?''
What do?

well, what are you doing here?

Bądź moja żona proszę.

sit mutely next to her.
to give her this picture.
and to give her this dance.
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to stare her in the face.
to hug.

just come to poland and seduce her with your BIG AMERICAN WALLET

Jestem krotki, murzyn, i nudny. Jeszcze nie wiem dlaczego uczę się polskiego.

Paweł pls kill me

you'll be fine as long as you aren't fat, because nobody likes fat people
i see many basketball people on the streets, they are doing ok

>nudny
golden rule is: if you are talking with foreign people and have nothing interesting to say, then just talk about your country to earn that exotic appeal points

>we are reminded at every day, every event, of our tragic past
That's not a bad thing since a country can learn from its history, but you have to learn to firgive too

>he is greek
That explains his butthurt towards Poland

>murzyn sie polskiego uczy

hah, nie boj zaby mbanza, polskie siksy i tak puszczaja kisiel jak sie czarny nimi zainteresuje a jakbys jeszcze po polsku zagadal to juz szalenstwo

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ask polish woman about this music video and her opinion on it

remember the rule "when in rome, do as romans do"
we poles are very hospitable towards people of other cultures
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>That's not a bad thing since a country can learn from its history, but you have to learn to firgive too
to learn something, one would need to first draw some conclusions and think for a moment

sos pls polbros

luxuria astaroth

fun fact: she was actually 17 during the filming of that shitty clip

she's 3/10 at best in poland

What a beautiful city

"No I am not okay

I've woken up in Poland and I have no idea how I got here.

Is organ trafficking a thing here?"

>brown eyes

>amerishart

Smieszny bo ja polak w stanach a ty turek w polsce.

if think I misunderstood you at first

anyways, keep up your language lessons, you are doing a pretty good job

say:

yes beautiful goddess
will you marry me?

What the fucks your problem with us hiroshi

polish girls love pakistani boys
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admit we got some good moves bro
seduce qt Polfu with said moves
win her heart
profit

You just need to learn how to drink alcohol to be accepted into the family and you're set desu

yes
it's a song about polish girl who met pakistani boy at the disco and they fell in love
but then that stupid whore ran away for no reason and broke his heart
in the end though, they got back together and happily married

Ask why her Russian accent is so weird and snake like.