Have to share a country with 49 other dildos

>have to share a country with 49 other dildos

why is this allowed

>Louisiana
>Mississippi
>Alabama
>South Carolina
>Georgia
>faggotopia

>implying

why is Texas so aesthetically pleasing

ok but thats the most mexican state

how long would it take Texas to turn into a blue state because of Mexican influx

tejanos =!= mexcrements

How can you call yourself "real" America when you started off as Mexican territory, gained independence as a non-American republic, and was annexed by the US after great reluctance from Washington?

only steers and queers in Texas lmao

CHI

the south of the US is like certain eastern european countries: a bunch on uneducated, patriotic/nationalistic inbreeds. both believe they've got it better, but in fact they are the shithole of the region.

>only steers and queers in Texas lmao

I never understood this meme. Texas was once the world capital of homophobia.

Reminder that Satan 2 can turn your state into a crater in one go.

Some of the biggest demagogues of homophobia ended up getting into gay sex scandals.

>what is repressing your feelings

Big Bend National Park will remain safe and radioactivity-free so I will survive.

>if you suck dicks then you're gay
>if you don't suck dicks then you're closet gay

hmmm

The south of Texas always been Mexican and the local Mexicans out breed the Americans.

Never was there talk of absolutes

Of course Texas best state along with California.

everything mexico upwards is mexico to the rest of the continent

Come get all your loser Texan ex-military shit bags that prefer to he homeless and hated in California. You fuckers produce the most of these types.

Just stop dictating issues in primary education in the midwest, and we will get along just fine.

It's the same kind of people who say hur dur greeks/alexander wuz gay even though they were extremely proud of fucking women and had laws against homosexuality. People look for deeper meanings to things because they're dumb.

>his educational system and textbooks get LASSOED by the BTC

>Texas complaining about gay people

S T E E R S A N D Q U E E R S

>Texas
>Flag is Poland + Somalia

I know, they're a bunch of projecting faggots if you ask me or have some "do-good" social agenda to push.

All westerners are faggots.

what the fuck Ivan I thought we were on the same side

>Same side
>With subhumans

>49
It's 50 other dildos, son.
Don't forget about that one state we have.

Go to your husband, fag.

what did he mean by this?

let's be honest, east europeans are the real subhumans

Who are you, by the way?

Um no. Mississippi is the only non fag state.

Puttee-Putt said he'd side with us if we seceded so that's all good in my book.

Sub-human or not, Russians would be one of our closet friends even if the country is mostly filled with bydlo shitheads.

please explain

>what did he mean by this?

>New Mexicans are a bunch of fags

no surprise there

>canada

the south sucks because too many niggers

Went up north to iowa in the 80s to escape them but now they infest souix city

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>bydlo shitheads

Like the south?

>implying we're "The South"

You're basically a combination of the south and Mexico

at least we aren't yankee sumbitches

Yeah you're far below us in everything except fatties and spics per capita.

return to this thread and face us

>mfw blacks invented barbecue and blues music
>mfw mexicans invented chile and cowboy culture

what are you fags good for again?

Diiiiiiiiiiiiid someone say South?

damn remember like 5 years ago when you guys were still the most relevant dakota?

wild man, fuckin wild

We still are tbqh

Last I heard there was a local political party getting started to nuke ND

North Dakota South Dakota what is the fucking difference? This thread is about Texan superiority so please kindly fuck off

We're the tippy top of your stupid ten gallon of states

Besides, I've met more gay Texans than I have Dakotans so what have you to say for yourself?

>I've met more gay Texans than I have Dakotans so what have you to say for yourself?

>implying Austin aka Fagtopia is Texas

It was San Antonio

>Brags about being its own country for 9 years
>At its first national meeting acknowledges that it will eventually have to become part of the US, no one expresses any hope that true independence is a possibility
>No one in Texas remembers this

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