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jf not wanted edition

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kpop desu lads

Those fucking hips, man

all brits ITT must immediately make a vocaroo of them saying the following
-Indianapolis
-Newark
-Illinois
-Piceance Creek
-Tuscaloosa
-Tucson, Arizona
-Quinnipiac River
-Apalachicola
-Caloosahatchee River
-Okeechobee County
-Withlacoochee River
-Tippecanoe River
-Atchafalaya Swamp
-Bayou Plaquemine Brule
-Tangipahoa, Louisiana
-Wampanoag
-Oktibbeha County

this is just off the top of my head

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>You'll never fight in the Mr.Bean Wars

Senor Hugh Mungus here. AMA

but I'm right.

Yanks and aussies have a lazy as fuck speech pattern

sorry not sorry

this female looks attractive

got any pics of her face?

Currently in an Ed's diner

This is how I imagine all of America to be

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Fuck _____ and fuck _____ people.

w2c that jacket on the right

What disgusting names
fuck off

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we have a Newark

french girl wearing her german bfs uniform in 1940

Smh

fucking fireworks
moooooooo

>wachalooqachoockelako river

Australian names are any better?

>all those native gobbledygook names
glad everything here has either English name or very simple Iroquois ones like Toronto

Bet she regretted that when she got beat down after the Germans were forced out haha

where

Dutchlad tell me where I can upload a large amount of images whilst being anonymous and I'll do it

everyone disagreed with you. you're an idiot. not really worth arguing about anymore

Yeah the French shaved women's heads that slept with Germans ahah

Some of them are at least fun to say

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Going to the shop anyone want nowt?

Notts

Friendly reminder that Poleaboo is an architect and playing you all like the little bitches you are

lolita city

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Western politics and modern western hedonistic society BTFO by Hitchens

just unironically starting making a vocaroo then got nervous about halfway down the list and started stuttering then gave up

It's my slag folder you twats

>everyone disagreed with you
literally a fallacy, I'll let you figure out which one

who /special snowflake/ here?

theory: Rosy and Aisha are just mentally ill nymphomaniac attention seeking slags that pretend to be commies for more attention

but Sara, while also being mentally ill and an attention seeker, is an unironic comrade actively looking forward for the revolution and to murder the bourgeoisie in their sleep

CoD Zombies Drinking Game!

What you need

> Copy of Black Ops (1)
> Liquor of choice (vodka preferred)

Instructions

> Enter Kindo Der Toten
> Keep restarting the game till you get Nikolai as your character
> Any time he says "vodka", take a shot!

It starts off slow but he starts rambling about vodka in the mid-higher rounds

I'm on round 17 and more than half way through a pint of vodka right now. Had to do 5 shots on one round.

*Spoilers?*

Nikolai says vodka for

> Buying Jugg
> Triggering a second meteor
> Some max ammos
> Sometimes twice at the start of a dog round

Come get drunk with me comrades!

>Brits literally change the word "Having" to "avin"

Ah yes, not lazy at all!

caramac and a lilt and a pack of extra large condoms

Reminder that poleaboo is a smelly darkie and is smelling out your local vicinity like the paki he is

exactamundo

the absolute state of ireland
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Shan't be reading one word of this autistic drivel

Yeah ha ha

Which one?

>Confirming you're retarded

nice one mate

just bought this

so you can't say you all

See:

back with the pizza
crust burnt as usual

Hm?

lol

Post pic of you wearing it

Poleaboo approves!

successfully avoided going to my mates wedding

tfw there's at least two people who regularly post in /brit/ that you'd be good friends with
tfw there's thousands of miles of ocean separating us

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paki

ad populum

why are they allowed to say 'shit' on the radio at any time of day, but never 'fuck' (even post-watershed)?

Don't like how the slag posting has dried up

still can't bench 100kg

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poley what royal mail place are you working at for christmas?

slightly concerned that we might be coworkers

Greater London

thats just the way it is

*piano riff*

not getting any (you)s tonight lads

fucking (you) me u runts

palingenetic ultranationalism is literally the only way lads

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Fuck is sex-related, your catholic roots make that one worse

hmm

got a foolproof plan for getting a gf

gonna cum on my belly and rub it around til it dries every morning

the raw smell of sex and masculinity will drive the girls mad

there's a difference between speaking your local dialect and shortening words to suit your retarded contemporaries

>tfw to intelligent to be authoritarian

VERY glad /brit/ is finally seeing leaf posters for who they really are

rorke?

Think there's something wrong with my cat

hmmm not sure if i will

I'm not 100% sure where the site is

Could you tell me a little bit about your situation? Feel we might be similar since you're also one of the dregs who went from this gig

Lads

Which site shall it be

Want to make my bet now and get it over with

My best bud is dating a girl he's probably going to marry and my worst fear is he'll ask me to be his best man.

Noice.

hmm didn't realize I was recording that

gotta be more careful in future

Same lad

>tfw no more chebposting

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reminder yanks are descended from spastics who couldn't make it in this country

i know how that feels

Always PaddyPower

Ignore this faggot stealing my idea and shit.

Give it a grape.

you left it too late lad, I got trump at 9/2

what

I want all yanks and leafs ITT to vocaroo these place names ASAP please

Berkeley
Cholmondeley
Durham
Ely
Frome
Gloucester
High Wycombe
Leicester
Marylebone
Norwich
Reading
Salisbury
Vauxhall
Warwick
Yeo

Stupid voice