Welcome to /Craiova/, the Craiovan countries thread. The Craiova Group is a cooperation project of three European states – Romania, Bulgaria and Serbia – for the purposes of furthering their European integration as well as economic, transport and energy cooperation with one another. The Group originated in a summit meeting of the heads of governments, held on 24 April 2015 in the Romanian city of Craiova.
We are a new general, a refinement of /balk/ which is just endless shitposting between Bulgarians and Macedonians, and /exyu/ which is endless shitposting between Croats, Serbs, Bosnians and Macedonians.
Welcome: Craiovans, all Balkan countries, former Yugoslavia, Turkey, everyone
Tstststststs You really didn't think this through did you Лaзap
Thomas Cook
shut up tonibler they ll come
Alexander Torres
Hey,if you want we can make a union.
Bentley Garcia
federation when? shall we include turkey?
Sebastian Roberts
better map
Lincoln Thomas
No Turkey
Josiah Martinez
Picked up these refugees at the border last night, what do?
Mason Martin
but what about istanbul?
Isaac Lopez
Keep as sex slaves.Only impregnate the whitest
Sebastian Foster
uh
Jayden Perry
The movies are Macedonian. What is Bulgarian cinema like? I don't know any good movies from there, maybe you can recommend me some?
Macedonia has really good directors and actors, same for Serbia, so maybe it's more of an ex-Yugoslavian tradition (Yugo movies from the 80s are also quite good)?
Christopher Russell
Is that the official flag? They couldn't come up with something less gay?
Parker Powell
but a towel over each one of them, give them a quran to read, and convert them to islam
Elijah Moore
hi pop bogomil what movies do watched from macedonia
Dylan Roberts
Serbia has some movie tradition but Macedonia? We have recently some good stuff, the 70s and 80s movies are also classics, but outside of BG I doubt the humor etc. is much understandable.
Colton Sanders
Would totally marry the one on the right and watch my family being stressed out of a nigger on family meetings.
Julian Young
do balkanites like weed?
hat about mushrooms, do you like psychoactive mushrooms like pic related?
Lucas Price
no its OC you come up with something less gay
yeah its all gone sadly my familys role in the global revolution when father was away on business and WR: mysteries of the organism are GOAT
Jace Lopez
Drug law is very strict here, 6 months jail for 5 gram weed isn't something unusual.
Henry Jackson
C-can we join C3 too? :(
Jason Price
i think my family would be relieved i am not gay or antisocial they have stopped asking me when am i gonna find a nice girl
Logan Turner
Only smoked hashish once, overall i was disappointed.
Jaxson Stewart
GDP Romanian autist detected
Jason Roberts
Ce?
Robert Baker
Well since Edi Rama became PM,we can make weed,but can't use it.Our government gets the weed and "destroys" it.
Wyatt Foster
Of course malaka
Brayden Smith
yes, its C3 + 5 no Montenegro tho, they are horrible
Adrian King
in Serbia the best weed is called Albanian yes i have a friend who ate them then woke up three days later in the hospital
Jayden Wood
Hi my friend. Next to Tajnata Kniga which you already know (and is a great one): Bal-can-can, Gypsy Magic (both these are hilarious), The Woman Who Brushed Off Her tears, Honey Night, and Balkan Is Not Dead (features Ataturk).
Humor is a universal language. Even when you don't get a joke with an obvious historical or cultural reference, you feel you are missing something and you look it up. Hence you get to know another culture, maybe only a little, but it's something.
Yes Serbia has a great movie tradition with lots of good charactor actors genre Nikola Kojo, Lazar Ristovski, Bata Stojkovic. Both from Yugoslav era and later days, they have a quality cinematic tradition. They're like the French of the East in a sense, cinematic-wise.
Cooper Walker
It's expected the total number of foreign tourists in BG end of 2016 to be 16M, making it one of the bigger tourist destinations in Europe. By legalising weed government could win several additional billions from existing tourists as well as attract new one. But instead they're trying to build a new Las Vegas near Sofia.
Josiah Hernandez
>Montenegro is horrible
Try insulting Crni one more time
Blake Wilson
dragut meme grup lol
nici nu sunt craiovean btw
Samuel Stewart
>do balkanites like weed? Tried it this week for the almost second time(first time was a fiasco) Didnt feel shit, again(and the stuff was legit). So it seems im one of those people that react weirdly to it. Meh, i have alcohol.
Kayden Lewis
What do you expect to feel?
Levi Green
Serbia and Bulgaria = Gay couple with domestic abuse going on at home.
Romania = their adopted brown skinned child.
Parker Allen
lel its just weed makes you laugh thats about it i get really paranoid tho so i just drink
Joshua Peterson
chill, numb, relaxed, dudeweedlmao, something. Even the smoke in my lungs irritated me more.
Grayson Williams
See shit maybe.I never tried drugs,but back in 2011 I would stay on my balcony and down would be teens smoking it.I would sniff some of it and it wasn't anything big really,but through my mind went thoughts not normal for me,like some really stupid and random question s.
Brayden Myers
adorabil complex de inferioritate.
Levi Lee
It used to be like that here too. My nephew got 6 months jail for 5 grams of weed in the early 90s. It depends where you are, large cities are more lenient, but I'm from Bruges and we used to be the most strict on drug laws.
Now things have changed for the better. Last time when I was smoking a small joint on my bicycle (I like to smoke a bit of weed, drink a beer, and bicycle around Bruges admiring all the beautiful sights and medieval buildings - maybe not very responsible, but it is great) 2 cops on bicycle behind me, they told me to put it out and finish it when I came home. My face was all red and I stammered very politely "yes sir, thank you sir"
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a druggie, but I have been alone for years now, and I would lie if I said I didn't enjoy the occasional psychoactive drug once in a while... preferably weed, good beer, or hand-picked mushrooms in the fall.
Well it isn't something to write your faamily about, but maybe it was bad quality stuff. I prefer home-made. You can make hashish yourself using a nylon sock of your mom or sister as a sieve.
I've heard Albania and Kosovo make some quality outdoor weed. But sometimes they don't kill the males and the resulting weed is full of seeds, so the price plummets. Anyway, even here we can buy quality Albanian outdoor sometimes.
It is best always to weigh the dose you are eating, so that you do not take a massive overdose and freaak out. People seem to shrug that, same here, like that accidents are bound to happen. Always weigh out your dose, the effective dose is measured in mg/kg body weight for a reason
Christian Wright
>le_euroshekels_faec.jpeg
Is Ponta in jail? What do Romanons think of the Johannis character? Whats happening with Bulgarian prez elections?
William Rodriguez
>former bouncer on the left >jap in the middle >homosexual on the right
Asher Hill
Weed is degenerate
Pay denbts
Jacob Collins
amaai jij bent echt hier aan te loeren.
Austin Adams
>Is Ponta in jail? Not yet.
>What do Romanons think of the Johannis character? He's alright. He hasn't offended everyone so that makes him better than our last 3 presidents.
>Whats happening with Bulgarian prez elections? Dunno, I'm not bulgarian
Blake Scott
>Weed is degenerate
OH SHIT
HERE COMES THE VIRGIN, PARENT DWELLING, PATRICIAN
Henry Barnes
het* fuck
Robert Rivera
salut /pol, trebuie sa te intorci
Chase Rodriguez
terrible thread 2bh
Ryan White
I'm actually the pregnant user from 2 days ago, so virginity is not one of my problems.
Either way, weed is nigger trash and its' only purpose is to degenerate our youths.
Christian Barnes
go away normie,
Aiden Butler
talk to us about your bagina
Carter Wood
I feel like Makavejev or Žilnik are easily the most unknown and the most amazing of film directiors from Serbia/Yugoslavia
Nathaniel Murphy
enlighten me with timestamp, pregnant user
>degenerate our youths. >youths but I'm 28 :^)
Brayden Walker
you and me senpai. we are youths until we turn 31.
Tyler Cook
Often the first times you try it, you don't feel a lot, especially if you smoke it. It is normal. It could well be that next time, you'll laugh your ass off at anything in your surroundings.
I had a gf once that didn't smoke, but she wanteed to try space cake. We made quite strong cake using weed butter (extracted 3x for maximal potency). I had to literally carry her home. She was laughing at the faces of punkers and hell's angel bikers so I thought it would be better for my and her health to carry her off home.
When I finally got her into her bed, we had the best sex I've had in years. She was completely into it; and remembered only half of it afterwards, only that it was good.
She was brought up in a heavily catholic family, we were just 18-19 years old, and naturally she had a lot of hang-ups. That day all the psychological restraints were gone, I never saw her like that before.
Dominic Scott
I'm not the one pregnant, I just knocked up a girl in my college and made a blogpost about it on /balk/.
I told her to keep quiet about it until we figure out what we're gonna do but she spilled the beans to her parents so we had to have "the talk".
>I told her to keep quiet about it until we figure out what we're gonna do but she spilled the beans to her parents so we had to have "the talk".
Now that's what I'm talking about!
take notes normies
So, is your life ruined?
Jace Howard
>/CRA/ nah m8 /c3/ is better
Elijah Kelly
4 months 3 weeks and 2 days is a great film :DDD
David Richardson
dietse broeder? hoe ben jij zo ver van de thuislanden beland?
Mason Edwards
Not yet, but it's definetly going to change drastically. Her parents weren't thad mad, all things considering, and the meeting ended with "We'll talk again sometime soon." I guess they were relieved I turned out not to be some cocalar gypsy, but I can tell they're going to push for marriage.
Nicholas Torres
can you provide for your future cucklet?
Justin Green
da fuck? ik ben een bulgaar.
Owen Flores
if you are shitposting on mongolian kaleidoscope forums, it means you have too much time on your hands. might as well keep the kid and raise it. my mother had me when she was 22.
Christopher Williams
It all depends on dose, set and setting. Nothing wrong with drinking good beer, quite on the contrary even, but being an alcoholic is messed up.
Similarly, a nice joint once in a while relaxes, but nobody like a fucking smelly 24/7 stoner.
Moderation is the key to happiness, with everything in life.
Aiden Walker
everything is great in moderation, even moderation.
Jace Lee
I already said that I'll keep it if I have to since I don't want it to grow without a father. And it also means that I now get to fuck the mother bareback a lot more.
Jacob Adams
>Craiova You mean Ninjaland, right?
Xavier Evans
is she gud?
post pics
Ayden Williams
Yes, I can provide for my wife's son, and my parents can help out.
Jayden Turner
aaaaand thats how gypsies are born
Jayden Wright
>Makavejev
The Coca-Cola Kid is pretty known
Juan Brown
why wasnt she on the pill or you can do it the muslim contraception way and fuck in the ass. most girls dont like it tho.
Michael Lewis
some girls think the pill makes them fat.
Carter Torres
oh shit, you're a normie
James Butler
GG
Landon Butler
>Implying
No, gypsies are born through cousin marriage and she's from nowhere near my hometown. She doesn't even have a romanian family name lmao.
Because she's a dumb bitch I don't know. What's done is done.
Jose Parker
c3 is a meme
serbia needs to join HELBROC or the Balkan Battlegroup
These movies tell a lot about the difference between socialism in Yugoslavia and the USSR/Eastern Bloc.
Even when watching Balkanski Spijun, from 1984 iirc, I already knew that these kind of movies wwould have never been allowed in the Soviet-sphere. People were allowed to criticise the system, that was quite "revolutionary" (pardon the pun) for a socialist state.
Isaiah Wood
user you are going to have a kid with that dumb bitch. find out her iq before you make a final decision.
>what's happening with Bg prez elections pic related will most probably be our next president
Kevin Mitchell
> (You) >>Implying
is she a landwhale ? :^)
Carter Jenkins
amen brother it needs a political arm tho lets add greece and cyprus to the C3
Nathan Cooper
The decision has already been made, I'm afraid. Unless I either do a dna test and find out it's not my kid, tie her up and use a coathanger myself or kill her, I'm stuck with it.
No. She's a provincial which means she can't afford food.
Gavin Cooper
it does a bit though. but nothing so scary. though it can be a dealbreaker. when people want to find a mate they look for someone with opposite antibodies or something. it makes the baby have the widest range of antibodies. but the pill reverses the antibodies in the woman. so after quitting the pill many couples find it that they are no longer attracted to each other.
Hunter Johnson
pay some gypsy to punch her in the womb a few times
Carter Jackson
>No. She's a provincial which means she can't afford food. as i said. this is how gypsies are born.
Jackson Murphy
>No. She's a provincial which means she can't afford food.
post pics, fugit
Aiden Barnes
Alright, give me the name of your cousins and I'll meet with them.
Aaron Williams
kek what the fuck is this
>ukraine
bulgaria had 2 separate volunteer battalions in the war in donbass on the russian side and none on the ukrainian
