ITT: Misheard lyrics
ITT: Misheard lyrics
str8 masturb8in'
I'M THE COAT HANGER IN YOUR MAN'S VAGINA
this
got to pay the jews if you wanna sing the blues
CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO
IAMMOONSHEN
WE'VE BEEN SMOKIN LAVENDER
I thought it was this for years until I read the actual lyrics.
kek
GHOST RIDER MOVES LIKE A WEEABOO
>>>/Reddit/
REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A GUY TO COME AND TAKE ME BY THE HAND
HOLD ME CLOSE TONY DANZAAAA
FALL OUT OF THE WINDOW WITH SPAGHETTI IN MY HAND
PENETRATION
PENETRATION
PENETRATION
PENETRATION
From Teenage Riot
>everybody wants to be kind to Jews
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IM GOING DOOOWWN, DOWN looloolaying around
THERE'S A BATHROOM ON THE RIGHT
YOU TASTE LIKE FISH SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES
"I woke up sucking and I'll live on" instead of "I woke up sucking a lemon".
That seems kinda gay now that I think about it.
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BATHROOM ON THE RIGHT
A classic
>I GET HIGH
Oh oh here she comes
She's a bad reader
BOY YOU BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL, YOU LET YOUR NIGGERS DOWN
From One Armed Scissor by ATDI
I thought "pucker up and kiss the asphalt now" was "fuck her up and kiss the ass fuck now"
Are you me?
I always heard "for a negro in a cage", but it's really "for a lead role in a cage" in the song Wish You Were Here.
I was probably 13-14, but its a fond memory I have when I found out it wasn't negro.
From New York
>KISS THIS TABLE
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GUILLTYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'M JUST A SHY YOUNG NIGGA WITH A NICE FLOOR
I still hear this.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY
I always hear "Yesterday I woke up stuck in a Limo"
>I keep it 300
>like the romans
Misheard Lyrics: The Song by Desiigner
good thing it has subtitles
I have been listening to this song at least 4 times every week
those are the actual lyrics...
(coathangerinyourman'svagina)
CUT THE KIIIIDS IN HALF
PREHEAT PIZZA ROLLS
In that mgmt song he says "I'll move to paris shoot some heroin"
I always thought it was "I'll parachute some heroin" like how you can parachute some powder drugs
But
But the song is literally called 'Guillotine'
THREE FOUR VROOM BABY THIS ONES IN THE ROOM BABY
Made me kek
SELLING DOUGHNUTS AT MY DOOR
>I just made love with your sweet mammary one thousand times a night
ugh what a deviant
THIS YEAR THE SEMI FRONTIER, I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL
Growing up I had a friend who misheard Fleetwood Mac saying "you can go your own way" as "when you know you're hungry" (said hung-gray)
Stop! Wait a minute, Fill my cup put some nigga in it
kekkle my sheckles
I WANNA BE A DOOOOOR
I HAVE TO PRAY JEW LIKE A SHOE
>FEEL MY SEMEN CRY
>RACE CAR, BUILT TO DRIVE
>DINO PROCESS
>KILLER JUMP ROPE
>I'LL PUSH AN ELEVATOR TILL I CAN'T HEAR YOU BREATHIN
>HE GOT (HE GOT) REDDIT (REDDIT)
>MOMMY, STAND DOWN
I LOVE CHIAOTZU
WHY'S ZZ TOP MEAN
Wait that's not the real lyrics? Wtf
every asians i know hates asians
the lyrics alternate between high and by
DAD GIVE ME YOUR PORN
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What's the actual lyric?
They're called Mondegreens
PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC WHITE BOY
EXCCCCUUUSE ME
WHILE I KISSS THIS GUYYY
PREGNANT
CANNIBAL
Hey it's a worse rammstein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there's a bathroom on the right.
>it was a good lay
wreathed in smoke in Lebanon
NEED A LITTLE TIME TO WANKER WANKER
Oh yeah, he doesn't even really sing that.
It sounds like "wreathed in smoked in levano"
no they're not
LITTLE EARLY BIRDY GAVE MY ANUS CURLY WURLY
>i've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand
Everybody knooooooows
JAPAN IS A DOUCHEBAG
All of them
>thee you on a dark night
13:57 in Only Skin and I thought it said "suck my dick, call me Jerry Small"
That's what he says though
Houdini?
S-S-S-SALSA ON MY BALLS BOYS, WEED BROWNIE.
WILLY WONKA WALK ALONE
KOOLAID WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB GATORADE
THIS ASSHOLE BE A PUSSY TURD
>the ants are my friends
Is blowing in the wind
Maybe it was a subconscious affirmation of your gayness
Koosh yaaar scarch oni aaaaa ee ee oni ee ee inu eenesh koosh yaaar scarch aaaaa ee oni ee ee YES OH MY GOD
>never realized hendrix wasn't being cheeky.
(it's sky btw)
nigga post what ut actually is, pls
I'M AN ATOM BOMB
TRAPPED IN YOUR HARD COCK
BURGERS FLOAT INTO MY ROOM
literally can't unhear this now, thanks for ruining ringo's only good song for me user
blinded by the light?
but those are the actual lyrics???
A NIGGER CANT DRIVE WITH A BROKEN BACK
shit bigger pic
WHERE THE FUCK DID MONDAY GO?!
I'M GOING TO THE LINKIN PARK SHOW
SMACK MY BISHOP
QUIET DOWN AND REFRAAAAIN
I'VE GOT A PENIS THAT WILL RIP THROUGH THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME