ITT: Misheard lyrics

ITT: Misheard lyrics

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str8 masturb8in'

I'M THE COAT HANGER IN YOUR MAN'S VAGINA

this

got to pay the jews if you wanna sing the blues

CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO

IAMMOONSHEN

youtube.com/watch?v=GZRpANN4NF8

WE'VE BEEN SMOKIN LAVENDER

I thought it was this for years until I read the actual lyrics.

kek

GHOST RIDER MOVES LIKE A WEEABOO

>>>/Reddit/

REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A GUY TO COME AND TAKE ME BY THE HAND

HOLD ME CLOSE TONY DANZAAAA

FALL OUT OF THE WINDOW WITH SPAGHETTI IN MY HAND

PENETRATION
PENETRATION
PENETRATION
PENETRATION

From Teenage Riot
>everybody wants to be kind to Jews

youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

IM GOING DOOOWWN, DOWN looloolaying around

THERE'S A BATHROOM ON THE RIGHT

YOU TASTE LIKE FISH SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES

"I woke up sucking and I'll live on" instead of "I woke up sucking a lemon".

That seems kinda gay now that I think about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE
BATHROOM ON THE RIGHT

A classic
>I GET HIGH

Oh oh here she comes
She's a bad reader

BOY YOU BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL, YOU LET YOUR NIGGERS DOWN

From One Armed Scissor by ATDI

I thought "pucker up and kiss the asphalt now" was "fuck her up and kiss the ass fuck now"

Are you me?

I always heard "for a negro in a cage", but it's really "for a lead role in a cage" in the song Wish You Were Here.

I was probably 13-14, but its a fond memory I have when I found out it wasn't negro.

From New York
>KISS THIS TABLE

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GUILLTYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'M JUST A SHY YOUNG NIGGA WITH A NICE FLOOR

I still hear this.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY

I always hear "Yesterday I woke up stuck in a Limo"

>I keep it 300
>like the romans

Misheard Lyrics: The Song by Desiigner

good thing it has subtitles
I have been listening to this song at least 4 times every week

those are the actual lyrics...

(coathangerinyourman'svagina)

CUT THE KIIIIDS IN HALF

PREHEAT PIZZA ROLLS

In that mgmt song he says "I'll move to paris shoot some heroin"

I always thought it was "I'll parachute some heroin" like how you can parachute some powder drugs

But

But the song is literally called 'Guillotine'

THREE FOUR VROOM BABY THIS ONES IN THE ROOM BABY

Made me kek

SELLING DOUGHNUTS AT MY DOOR

>I just made love with your sweet mammary one thousand times a night
ugh what a deviant

THIS YEAR THE SEMI FRONTIER, I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL

Growing up I had a friend who misheard Fleetwood Mac saying "you can go your own way" as "when you know you're hungry" (said hung-gray)

Stop! Wait a minute, Fill my cup put some nigga in it

kekkle my sheckles

I WANNA BE A DOOOOOR

I HAVE TO PRAY JEW LIKE A SHOE

>FEEL MY SEMEN CRY
>RACE CAR, BUILT TO DRIVE
>DINO PROCESS
>KILLER JUMP ROPE
>I'LL PUSH AN ELEVATOR TILL I CAN'T HEAR YOU BREATHIN
>HE GOT (HE GOT) REDDIT (REDDIT)
>MOMMY, STAND DOWN

I LOVE CHIAOTZU
WHY'S ZZ TOP MEAN

Wait that's not the real lyrics? Wtf

every asians i know hates asians

the lyrics alternate between high and by

DAD GIVE ME YOUR PORN
youtube.com/watch?v=MuDxo-fbW9c

What's the actual lyric?

They're called Mondegreens

PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC WHITE BOY

EXCCCCUUUSE ME
WHILE I KISSS THIS GUYYY

PREGNANT

CANNIBAL

Hey it's a worse rammstein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's a bathroom on the right.

>it was a good lay

wreathed in smoke in Lebanon

NEED A LITTLE TIME TO WANKER WANKER

Oh yeah, he doesn't even really sing that.
It sounds like "wreathed in smoked in levano"

no they're not

LITTLE EARLY BIRDY GAVE MY ANUS CURLY WURLY

>i've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand

Everybody knooooooows
JAPAN IS A DOUCHEBAG

All of them

>thee you on a dark night

13:57 in Only Skin and I thought it said "suck my dick, call me Jerry Small"

That's what he says though

Houdini?

S-S-S-SALSA ON MY BALLS BOYS, WEED BROWNIE.

WILLY WONKA WALK ALONE

KOOLAID WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB GATORADE

THIS ASSHOLE BE A PUSSY TURD

>the ants are my friends
Is blowing in the wind

Maybe it was a subconscious affirmation of your gayness

Koosh yaaar scarch oni aaaaa ee ee oni ee ee inu eenesh koosh yaaar scarch aaaaa ee oni ee ee YES OH MY GOD

>never realized hendrix wasn't being cheeky.
(it's sky btw)
nigga post what ut actually is, pls

I'M AN ATOM BOMB
TRAPPED IN YOUR HARD COCK

BURGERS FLOAT INTO MY ROOM

literally can't unhear this now, thanks for ruining ringo's only good song for me user

blinded by the light?

but those are the actual lyrics???

A NIGGER CANT DRIVE WITH A BROKEN BACK

shit bigger pic

WHERE THE FUCK DID MONDAY GO?!

I'M GOING TO THE LINKIN PARK SHOW

SMACK MY BISHOP

youtu.be/pWa-KiPsBlg?t=1m38s

SO WHO'S IN CHARGE IN HERE?

FUCKINGHELL, NOT SOME QUEER

QUIET DOWN AND REFRAAAAIN

youtube.com/watch?v=O1-NZWtTJYI

I'VE GOT A PENIS THAT WILL RIP THROUGH THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME