Favorite album

>Favorite album
>Number of sexual partners

There is a correlation.

>Pic related
>2

>0
I lose interest and start to dislike a person once they show genuine interest

6

>9999999999999999999999999999999

>Only one in the thread I believe

> 5 (only counting intercourse)


I need to be validated, guys. Help me. :(

>(only counting intercourse)
yeah there's no way you've ever had sex

You have good taste and are Chad tier compared to most of the losers on this board, you're fine.

Why user?
Regardless:

>pic related
>1

2½

yes that is correct.

>0

>0

3

>Blue Album-Weezer
>8

Never had a girlfriend tho. I've had many at least 3 chances. One girl was in high school. One girl was crazy. The last girl had a kid. NOPE

I should clarify I was in high school at the same time as the girl

>6

zero, but i'm on the up and up

Don't have a favorite.

Does it matter how many if they are all prostitutes?

You fucked a midget?

Aeroplane over the sea
1
Or 0, depending on certain things

4

>14

Not surprised

>Knife man

I've never felt more conflicted by outside opinions.

>0

I WANNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

And zero sexual partners

B-but I left out those who I had oral and purely hand-related sex acts with...

And zero.

I function the same way.

Ten

No. dick let me down so i just count it as a half intercourse since there was penetration but we didn't really have sex.
Had a lot of floppy dicks during my teen years.

you must have been raped ten times, because nobody could consent to listen to that

>Posting a smug anime face

Boi, stop lying. You're aiming to be full wizard with that memery.

>tfw most women your age have had more sexual partners than you will ever have
Most women have probably had 25 and above tbqh

13,000

>IM NOT FUCKING AROOOOOOOOOUND

only 3

This

forgot
>0

I genuinely cracked up, thank you

But yeah it's still my favorite album senpai

this is my favorite album too and i'm a kissless virgin
wanna be my friend?

majority of girls don't have as much sex as you think.

0

This, it ruins the fun of it.

>2

6

That doesn't really matter. Even one instance is infinitely more sex than I've had in my 21 years.

1

Nigga most girls are sexually active in high school
You can't say that for most guys

0

Ayy

This album is too close to me. It's not even my favorite FlyLo album tho...

what if we've never been in love

Do you wanna know how I know you're a woman

Did you fuck an amputee?

Why'd she delete the post

i've been in love twice

>not being into pedo or necrophilia
Get the fuck out of my board you normie

I love everyone that fucks me!

>10
Half of them I wouldn't have if given another chance tho

I'm genuinely surprised

I deleted my post cause of how terribly I wrote it.

I honestly think that falling in and out of love is a great way to fuck yourself up emotionally and mentally. Focus on loving yourself

read the thread
tl;dr i count one "intercourse" as a half

Polyester Zeal by Red Sun Rising
10000000-10000000=sex partners

I don't understand why that's sad.

Also, if you don't want men to treat you like a fucking commodities, objects, and prizes to be won, then stop shaming virgins. The latter fuels the other and you're too fucking stupid to realize it.

>Focus on loving yourself
Focus on your reliance on bromides.

Well I hate it when insecure assholes delete a post, so pick at your curiosities, if you really care.

I saw it but I posted before i did

>falling for the 'love' meme

>3

To be quite honest if there was a clone of me I would be gay for him
I'm fucking hot as shit
Great personality too
Posting my favorite album

>9

>1
We're still together. Its pretty chill to listen to this album together

"Love" is an illusion created by women who want to get men to take care of them

Why? I mean, I wouldn't say it's my all time favorite. Traced in Air by Cynic has been getting a lot of love from me lately, and I played Karnivool's third album to fucking death.

Favorite album
>pic related
Number of sexual partners
>0

I don't know, I just lose interest in most women. Most of them are too boring. But I watch porn on a daily, so I'm not gay or asexual. But there is this one short haired girl in my class and she cripples me, I'm too shy.

make a move on her user, i believe in you

Then just stop being shy
Duh.

You've gotta do it, user
We're rooting for you

Listen to this album if ur having some girl troubles / in a breakup.
Been listening to it for a few days now, I'm starting to get better now cause of this shit
>12 or 13 (had the title of "Fuck boy" awhile ago)

1 but it wasn't consensual

14, 15 if hand stuff alone counts

thnx Sup Forumstants. I almost talked to her once when I went to school drunk but she wasn't there. She is going to be in my class next year. Technically shes two grades under me. She moved in last year. She doesn't know I exist; but that's fine :) I appreciate the beauty God made.

>tfw when an 12th grade alcoholic

you've got to erase your fear of failure

there is only one way to do that and that is to fail a bunch

go out to a bar (that doesn't check id closely, since you're underage) with your mates somewhere across town where you'll never go again, and just start hitting on chicks left and right. most of them may not respond favorably. that's fine. that's why you're doing this in a bar across town where none of these chicks will ever see you again. get a good buzz if you have to.

point is, you gotta swing and miss enough times so that you don't worry about what happens when you strike out. only then will you be the kind of dude who rocks the charm and confidence that will get you a girl you really want to be with.

nice combo partner

holy fucking shit dude

more like talking speds

2

really?

i'm edgy because after 21 years of being spat on and then told to just fucking deal with it, i've had enough?

that constitutes edginess in your opinion?

sounds like retribution to me. your misconstrued rhetoric is of no weight.

see, the danger with shitting on a person for their whole life is that at a certain point, said person stops fearing the shit. they've become so accustomed to it, that it becomes impossible to control them, and they won't cling to your societal imposed status-quos for fear of being shit on anymore, because said shit is all they know

don't understand yet? that's ok. just wait. wait, and in the meantime just keep shitting on people, and eventually you'll understand first-hand what i'm talking about, and what happens when a man is pushed to the brink

'nothing in the world is more dangerous than a desperate man'

>1
Still going at it for 3 years together.

nice pasta

>soundtracks for the blind
>7

YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE HYSTERICAL

JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:

YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR KIN FORCE ME TO RETREAT TO IMAGEBOARDS SUCH AS THIS THROUGH BRUTAL ISOLATION AND REJECTION. YOU FORCE ME TO LIVE AND DIE ON THIS BOARD, IT BEING MY LAST LINK TO SOCIETY AND MY SINGLE PLATFORM FOR INTERACTION WITH OTHER PEOPLE

YOU FORCE ME TO RECONCILE THE WHOLE OF MY YOUTHFUL ASPIRATIONS, INCLUDING THINGS LIKE YOUNG LOVE, AND FRIENDSHIP, AND TO INSTEAD RESIGN MYSELF TO THIS FESTERING PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE

AND THEN SEVERAL, SEVERAL YEARS LATER, YOU AND YOUR NORMALFAG FUCK ALLIES FIND THIS PLACE AND TRY TO MAKE ME LEAVE

YOU REJECT ME
YOU ALIENATE ME
YOU TURN ME INTO A MONSTER
YOU MAKE ME COME HERE TO CONFER AMONGST OTHERS OF MY KIN
THEN YOU MAKE ME LEAVE

HA

JUST
FUCKING HYSTERICAL

HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE YOU RANCID PIECE OF SHIT

THIS IS MY FUCKING BOARD. IT WAS MADE FOR ME, FOR PEOPLE OF AN ODD, MORE OBSCURE BREED, TAILOR-MADE FOR ME

LOOK, I'VE COME TO ACCEPT THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE, AMONG ALL OTHER AILMENTS, STUBBORN, AND DESPITE HOW LITTLE YOU BELONG TO THIS FUCKING PLACE, YOU WILL NOT, THROUGH SOME ILL-CONCEIVED DESIRE TO APPEAR "COUNTER-CULTURE" AND "HIP" LEAVE, BUT I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU TELLING ME TO LEAVE

RECOGNIZE THE MISTAKE YOU JUST MADE AND NEVER MAKE IT AGAIN

Talking to women doesn't making me nervous, its just her. Youre right, but I prefer to get drunk alone. I could do that though.

???

>Talking to women doesn't making me nervous, its just her.
ahhh, you got the one-itis son. you want her so much that you're afraid of doing anything at all lest you drive her away. i know that feel bro.

trust me, it's better to drive someone away with your actions than let them slip away due to inaction. the latter will drive you crazy for a long time afterward

>TMR
>no sexual partners but one romantic partner

3/5ths.

That's a bit low. Are you alright user?

π

>2

my ex
and my current gf

>1
after the first few times i just realized sex isn't worth the time chasing someone whom i don't entirely give a fuck about.

classic meme