sesh edition
/brit/
First
>let my mate cook me breakfast
>burns the eggs because he "doesn't like them runny"
>pours the baked beans straight out the tin onto the plate without hearing them
fucking students I swear to christ
this didnt happen
wish I was a crewmember on the normandy lads
could be shepards protege
real thread
>pours the baked beans straight out the tin onto the plate without heating them
refuse to believe anyone does this
>JF nonce edition
no thanks
The sesh mai fahler wore
literally just occurred
asked him why he did that and he didn't know you could heat them up
wish Garrus was my boyfriend
soliders with ptsd do it all the time
or just eat them cold straight out the tin
someone put this note on my car earlier lads
stop starting these cancerous thread wars
the official /brit/ rules say the first thread created is the one we use
would hate to sully the relationship with garrus by getting romantic ngl
Umm no the official /brit/ guidebook states that if two threads are posted at the same time, we go with the British edition
Janny will probably delete that thread anyway
He's the perfect boyfriend though
dreading turning 23 2bh
>go to /x/
>expect something decent for Halloween
>durr how do I summon a 'tulpa'
>durrr how do I cast a spell
>durrr the greys are real cuz Alex Jones said so
>durrr I took hallucinogenic drugs and saw a spirit woahhhh
Fuck me what a runt board
not posting in a thread just for it to be deleted
dont approve of porn on a blueboard
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literally a redditor wrote this (literally)
Cheers for your input reddit
that post gave me cancer
;-)
wish i was rich so i could buy Sup Forums
then i'd ban anyone who disagreed with me
Eh, they're worse things you can eat cold.
hmm!
JANNY!
What the fuck janny
ahahahahahah
FUCK OFF JANNY
yeah I guess this is how I got interested in film and books. I'm still in contact with him by letter/emails as he's not really into current technology
for history of art it was more my mother but that's another story
what about you though, do you have any interest in culture and what sparked that interest?
jfc
the madman
>janny
the absolute mandem
Janny is a fucking cunt
Need a bf
>mfw there's a fucking janny chasing /brit/ threads round (after about midday) every day checking if we're being naughty
the biased bbc showing toxic Brexit narrative by unelected and undemocratic Brussels bureaucrats
JANNY
JANNY YOU STUPID PRICK
NECK YOURSELF
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Hi
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would batter the cunt and shag his fit sister anyway
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Getting into the shower lads
Have set up some choons to play on the bluetooth speaker whilst in there :3
bit gay
He must be well-paid for doing such an unpopular job
A point of note, just because some of you now feel your free to express your hate filled guff more publicly, its STILL screams how broken you are.
yes you voted leave in the ref because you were sick of having to be told not to publicly show your broken. yes you support donald trump because hes going to make it socially acceptable for you to spew hate openly and you poor impotent little fools crave that so badly.
you crave to put others down, to hate, to feel superior in any way you poor impotent little brain tells you. and for so long society has made it clear your views arent accpetable, but now, the taste of blood has been given and the drive in inside in monumental. the chance to spew feels sooo good to the impotent, it will over ride anything, any semblence of being a capable human being long gone.
so go right ahead guys, spend your time checking over these people, exercise your right to be broken and proud. this is the new UK and you are gods, enjoy the feeling of being superior, as very soon, very soon, the old feeling of powerless impotence will return.
for the simple reason, refugees didnt make you broken, the EU didnt make you broken, the left didnt make you broken. those that broke you are far closer to home, those aching chasms inside will always be there, for they are you, so ride the wave and god damn enjoy, because tomorrow you will wake up still being the horribly broken fools you always were. and then the hunt for the next excuse starts, anyone but the root cause, the broken fool looking back in the mirror each morning.
So much fucking cringe.
Jobless Janaweyo
Jobless Janaweyo
Forget to wait till page 8
Janaweyo can't wait
He'll pop a report on your thread and get you banned awayo
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like every genre including country and rap
not metal though (not a child)
JANNY
haha started playing dark souls and my gf called it "dork souls" haha she's hilarious! haha
bit noncey
would do it too though
runt music
add this to the list
Jesus Christ why did he settle for that. Didn't she tell him to fuck off originally because she was fucking some Chad too?
Shan't
Oh My Days (feat. Janny)
Don't forget to use cocoa butter jamal!
great image
top lad
black metal is cool
Hey :)
he looks like this pepe in the upper right pic
>his team doesn't move shinobi on road
have had my zampa slapped by means of a warning
She's fit m8, has great chebs and body, looks like arse in that picture though
Liturgy is the closest to metal I've liked
hahahahha
hahaha
(note the less 'ha's')
would shag the lad just to spite his arrogant bitch sister
birmingham>manchester
oh my days oh my days
literally cannot relax
Wanna cuddle, watch TV and then fuck?
Sup Forums has cracked it lads
This is definitely worth a think.
Darkthrone and that norge metal scene is complete top. Bathory is nice too
not a fan of metal outside of that
smoke weed
>birmingham>manchester
haha gf is now laughing at me for being a "dork" playing "dork souls" haha
Fuck off westmids
>all this runt music
stand aside, this is what a real belter sounds like
Praise the American military
Yes please
non-runt choon coming through
as if I'd post that utter pop shite
>dork
Fuck off yank
*sweeps fringe*
*adjusts topman cardigan*
*rolls a cig*
you see the latest episode of skins?
>Zac Goldsmith is a Rothschild banker of the NWO
>beaten by a Paki to Mayor of London
>currently fighting for his political life
If only Sup Forums did even an ounce of research.
wanna live in europe
well aren't you just a runt of a cunt
countryside italy is cool and the people are really nice
would like to move there at one point in my life
MY BOYFRIEND IS SUCH A LOSER
you do live in europe you mong
you mean continental europe
they dont look very illuminati-ish
was home alone and called the cat a nigger in the lounge, but turns out my mum was in the next room and almost certainly heard.
don't know what to do
t. jean claude juncker
*fucks you with my big eight inch willy*
>fighting for his political life
unopposed