Tfw you have accepted you will probably die without ever having sex

>tfw you have accepted you will probably die without ever having sex
Music for this feel?

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Dream Theater

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make it true and just kys right now holy shit virgins make me fucking sick

Trust me, what you self-loathing drama queen normally listen to is probably fine.

Just jerk off

I gotchu op
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alternatively

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but I had sex this morning with my gf

:3

im not even a chad but getting at least a blowjob is easy if youre not autistic

18 years, 0 sex, 2 kisses, 0 head, 0 relationships, 4 dates. I am pathetic and there is no hope for me as I am 5'7, skellymode, and have 6/10 face aesthetics. I'm starting college soon and I went to the orientation yesterday and no girls talked to me.
Smiths and vaporwave?

Honestly sex is a meme

It feels nice but in the end i think it's a gigantic meme

>18

It's absolutely a meme

Praise St. Elliot

Honestly user that's not pathetic
It's perfectly fine
There's too much pressure to have sex as soon as possible
Even if no girls talked to you, just try to make friends with people and you'll be okay
Everything takes time

Yeah
My friends all had sex when they were 15-16 or at least 1 gf in high school. I went to like 30 parties in high school, didn't get laid ONCE.

Thank you user

>I went to like 30 parties in high school, didn't get laid ONCE.
You're just autistic.You'd probably have great success studying high energy physics or hanging from a noose

How about these?

youtube.com/watch?v=L7y9yChV478
youtube.com/watch?v=vy0NySCmuFU

I'm just desperate man. It's everywhere and people talk about how great it is and its like "this is something everyone else has experienced and it's a perfectly normal part of their lives yet it's a dream and unattainable for me".

Stop this shit.

I have had sex three times in the last three days with three different girls.

I am 18, pastey, skinnyfat garbage with a 6/10 face at best.

The problem isn't how you look, you clearly just lack the confidence to win over girls dude.

That's something I didn't develop until last year when I actually lost my virginity.

There is still hope for you friend, work on sorting your life out & focus on learning to not be a socially awkward twit & you'll be golden.

Add It Up is a very good one

Normies will talk about how great it is
>everyone else has experienced
Not everyone user
>normal
What is normal, anyways? (It's a rhetorical question for the love of god don't answer me)
It's not a dream user, you'll get there
You'll eventually have sex, but at least try to find someone you like enough to have sex with, you know? Or don't, in the end, it's up to you.

>no girls talked to me

that's why you talk to the girls, not the other way around. You have a penis for gods sake, be the penetrator nature intended you to be

>tfw 7.5 inch dick you'll never get to use

what if you hate talking?

N I C E
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I don't know girls have talked to me and I've talked to them
All user has to do is think about what to talk about and muster up some courage

>not even in college yet
>complaining about being a forever alone virgin

Holy shit OP, just you fucking wait.

Be confident, dress decently and go out and talk to bitches. It's really not that hard to get laid, especially in college.

> 2 kisses

On the Cheek or?

Female detected.

Try to sit close-ish to people and listen in on other people's stories and conversations.
If they see your reactions they could include you.
I've had this happen to me where I'll laughed at something someone said then their friend laughs too.
Lean in a bit towards people's directions if they're telling you a story and repeat back what they say on occasion.

>only 18
>has kissed two girls
>AND has gone on 4 dates
You're still a fucking teenager and haven't even started college yet, dude. Shut the fuck up.

You can't complain and post about resigning yourself to virginity until you've made it AT LEAST half way through uni without kissing a girl.

Is that Nash Grier?

shit, you might have to do something you don't like to get what you want

idk but pretty sure I'll make it to 20 without having gf or sex. i developed some personality but it came too late, i already had 'sexual anxiety' (or whatever it's called) which just fucks my shit up

Just be like me and stop caring.

I'm 22, kissless virgin, in good shape, have a successful career so far, and don't care. It doesn't help or hurt me.

Try 20y/o, no kiss, 2 dates, 5'8 lanklet

It really isn't that bad, I'm pursuing literally anything else

One make out, one 2 second lip peck

lower your standards and stop going after stacey

>It doesn't help or hurt me.
nice. also when you realise that there is no 'self', shit just stops bothering 'you'

Just stop thinking of yourself as a virgin if you ever want to have sex, never tell anyone you're a virgin because there's no reason you'll ever have too.

consider change your dress sense.

you wont impress any women with that supermarket brand suit that was a bargain, which is like 2 sizes too big for you.

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>Why do they keep going on shooting sprees?

>because there's no reason you'll ever have too.
Is this true? I've always head that ' lol first time always awkward as fuck m80, yeah you'll fuck it up and they will know lmao' . same with kisses

28 tomorrow, married, one child. 20 sexual partners before wife. been a Sup Forumstard for nearly 11 years.

wondering how everyone here gets it so wrong.

Go back to /r9k/

Just don't define yourself as a virgin
Seriously, it's not a defining trait

>Why am I autistic?
Only autismos go out and do this pathetic shit

the first time you have sex with a new partner is often awkward, you don't know each other's bodies and you don't know what each other like sexually, doesn't matter if you're a virgin

This.

Women are a meme. Sex is a meme. Love is a meme. All of that shit is just one gigantic series of memes sequenced to diminish your sense of self-worth.

Here's the thing, though: None of it means anything. You can fuck a different girl every week and still be miserable. You can be in a relationship with the "girl of your dreams" and still want to kill yourself. External happiness is fleeting and self-sufficiency is the only worthwhile pursuit.

Find what you enjoy and/or what you're good at. Find a way to turn that into a career. Develop your own talents and pursuits and I can assure you, even into your late 20's, early 30's, and late 30's, you won't give a SHIT about being a virgin.

It's all just a fucking meme meant to distract you from whatever potential and/or talents you possess.

t. 21 year old kissless virgin.

I made it to 22 and through 3 years of college without having sex and not having kissed a girl since high school. I still have no friends, I'm not attractive, I don't do anything but study, shitpost and read and I managed to get laid this years. Still fucking the girl, but I might stop. It's less convenient than jerking it. Stop whining.


>Thinking it's reasonable to go on a shooting spree because you got your feelings hurt.
End your life.

fitted clothing is going out of fashion, you don't want to be that fruitcake with the tight form fitting suit while everyone around you has mech shoulders

The moment you stop caring about getting laid and treating women with the same confidence and personality you exude amongst your guy friends is when people will begin to flock to you.

Be confident in your interests and the things you have to talk about. You're clearly at least somewhat passionate about music if you're on Sup Forums, that's a great ice-breaker.Try to make people laugh as much as you can. Empathize with other people's problems and never take anything too seriously. Make being 'flirty' just a part of your personality and wait for women to display interest in you first before you give it back or you'll make people uncomfortable.

Hope some of this helps my dude, you're gonna be fine :)

This shit can't be real.

how about kiss-gin? that's probably worse

totally missed that post, you're right, shows over boys, it's all just a meme

Who gives a shit if it's awkward or not, you're already fucking them haha. In all seriousness, watch more porn to get the idea

My entire wardrobe consists of flannels, hoodies, & band t-shirts and I have no problem getting laid.

fitted clothing =/= clothing that fits

youtube.com/watch?v=Uuk34MvPYNA

song that gives feelings, to keep it on topic

People like to kiss in different ways too. Some people like it sloppy, some people like it drier. Just don't smash your teeth into theirs too much and dont immediately try and shove your tongue down their throat and take it easy and learn what they like and more importantly what you like

Nah it's 100% the truth. All my friends had sex by the time they graduated HS. I'm the only one in my friend group to never have even had a close relationship with a girl.

Getting girls is both really easy and extremely hard. Kind of like balancing, when you're in balance and calm it all works out but if you're constantly swaying towards the edge getting across the tightrope seems ridiculous and you fall off

Question: Why do any of you even care about getting a girl in the first place?

Why do you even bother? Seems like the world's most socially acceptable waste of effort to me.

this

>flannels

go back to 2008 kek

Not that guy but this is really good advice

>tips fedora
I also don't waste my time with women, or sluts as I call them. I spend my time shit posting on internet message boards and guffawing at dank memes on reddit whilst I jerk myself off with an increbile death grip for the 5th time to increasing depraved doujinshi

you come up with this by yourself listening to your favourite bjork record?

But they're cheap, look good & get me faux-hipster bitches :(

Thanks. Like I said, I literally figured this shit out like last year, nobody in this thread is hopeless

It's beliefs that are making you think like this. Look at it objectively and you will realise it's not more a waste of time than anything else

bullshit, girls don't want to hear you sperg out, they want you to be daddy

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yeah, kind lolol

Do you live in kansas? haha, nobodies a hipster anymore

but you understand if all your sexual conquests are fat or ugly, averaging a 4 or 5 out of 10, you shouldn't be proud of your herpes.

These threads make me so glad I'm a homosexual

It really bums me out to see so many lonely virgins. Sex with someone you love is quite possibly the most wonderful feeling ever

This.

virgin detected

>"girls want this", "girls want that"
I feel beta just by looking at this

Unless your genitals are damaged beyond any use, this fate is purely self imposed. You are comfortable in your misery because it allows you to not put in any effort and therefore avoid change, discomfort, and, potential failure.

I can easily see myself drifting into my thirties and still being alone, but I'm honest about my own role and the causative factors involved.

>treating women with the same confidence and personality you exude amongst your guy friends
Around my guy friends, I've a tendency to employ a dry, disinterested humor with the occasional lewd joke.
>be confident in your interests and the things you have to talk about
Me and my guy friends like talking about the latest developments in the Pokemon metagame, ancient theology, astronomy, and whatever intersects with each of those topics.
>you're clearly at least somewhat passionate about music if you're on Sup Forums, that's a great ice-breaker
Yeah. My favorites genres are noise, harsh noise, glitch, 90's emo/screamo/post-hardcore, art punk, and shoegaze.
>try to make people laugh as much as you can
Sure. I'm sure I'll attract strangers with my lewd sense of humor.

I hope you realized at some point that I'm making fun of you. This whole "jus b urself ;^)" shit is just vapid fucking meme advice.

ANYONE that that bullshit advice could POSSIBLY serve doesn't need to fucking TOLD IT, because they've hobbies, and a personality, and sensibilities that NATURALLY ATTRACT WOMEN.

BUT GUESS WHAT, YOU FUCKING RETARD: THERE TOO EXIST PEOPLE WHO LIKE WEIRD, OBSCURE SHIT THAT MOST, (BY WHICH I MEAN 99% OF THEM WILL NOT ONLY AVOID YOU, BUT ALSO TELL THEIR FRIENDS TO AVOID YOU, AND TELL THEIR FRIENDS TO TELL THEIR FRIENDS TO AVOID YOU, ETC.), GIRLS WILL NOT FUCKING LIKE.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS DISCUSSION.

TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT ADVICE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR OWN GODDAMN PRETENTIOUS, POMPOUS FUCKING ASS YOU NORMIE FUCK

I don't know what you mean by this. I also don't understand the daddy kink thing either though.

New York

I have standards I assure you, I turn most people away desu, I only get with girls that I actually like as people to some extent and find attractive. Although you'll just have to take my word for it.

lol

almost 23 year old virgin here

not even ugly or weak skinny just extremely mentally ill and probably have aspergers

I've started hearing voices lately too

>tfw you accept the fact that you are too weird to ever date anyone again

hopefully they'll keep you company

:(

unty

you'll probably be shit at it anyway and that will leave you with far more insecurities than no sex at all

>I-I'm not projecting

lol

get a hooker, it's not a big deal

Just reading this makes me nauseous
>TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT ADVICE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR OWN GODDAMN PRETENTIOUS, POMPOUS FUCKING ASS
I like the irony of this

Wow. Great response, really.

I guess what you're trying to communicate is anyone that wouldn't want to weigh themselves down with a relationship that constantly eats away at your available time and resources, is a fedora tipper.

Jesus fucking Christ. You are so fucking retarded.

I hate junkrat, what a shit character

Lol.

I might be retarded but that doesn't stop you being a lonely virgin in denial

>Me and my guy friends like talking about the latest developments in the Pokemon metagame, ancient theology, astronomy
Hate you already

No you dummy
Gain some reading comprehension and reread user's reply

holy fucking shit dude

>tfw 22 yo virgin who probably will have sex with a real life gril tonight

tips, Sup Forums?

>tfw though I was gonna be the same but I lost virginity (along with first kiss) earlier this year. She even sucked my dick


There's hope OP. I'm a 4/10 face wise. Have an even shittier body. And I am socially retarded as hell. BUT alcohol is a blessing, go to as many parties as you possibly can. Recently single girls are the easiest targets.