Mfw Americans unironically microwave water

>mfw Americans unironically microwave water

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How else do you get the fluoride out?

>mfw Brits unironically worship Allah

Are you sure that gets out the fluoride?
Fluor isn't like bacteria, so you won't kill it by just boiling it

Also, most europoor nations don't have fluor in the water, cause it tastes like shit, isn't supposed to be swallowed, and will in large doses only do more harm than good

>waste gas heating up water for tea or soup

that was meant for you buddster

It vibrates the fluoride molecules so fast that they leave the water and start bouncing around the microwave, which is why you should hold your breath when you open the door so you avoid inhaling any.

>brits need their water to be halal

>mfw Americans unironically haven't heard of a kettle

Do you put those in the microwave?

>brits need their water to be halal

NO WAY
LOL

Cmon dude no way it's true

but you microwave water in everything that you put in the microwave. that's what is for.

>britbong's face when he's less educated than a burger

Jesus H Christ, wtf is this thing!

a 10/10 in the british empire

>mfw Europoors don't microwave their hard, frozen icecream

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Is this a kettle?

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>americans will defend this

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All we know is how to defend things, like your pathetic island from retarded krauts.

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>not supporting independent water filter salesmen
UnAmerican DESU

>exciting water molecules through exothermic application of heat is somehow better than doing it by way of radio waves

Europeans everyone.

This is why you can't land on the moon or mars.

why do american's pull their trousers all the way down?
I see them do this at uni in the toilets

>exothermic application of heat
How does one apply heat 'exothermically'?

Americans, everyone.

>he doesn't use electricity as primary powersource

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Your twice popularly elected president is unironically the mulatto-negro son of a coal burner from a broken home who spent his formative years attending Muslim school in Jakarta

Ban assault fluoride!

>mfw these are actually shoe refrigerators

>non brits only have ONE TAP for their sink

cant make it up

They have electric kettles

Why the fuck spend 15-20min boiling water to make it way to hot when you could just microwave a glass for a minute

Pussy ass bitch. Get the fuck out of here with that verbal garbage.

>implying patents are a valid measure of innovation
A lot of patents are claimed by large American organisations who just bully the smaller businesses into giving them ownership of the patent. Smaller businesses simply don't have the funds to hire lawyers to defend them so their only option is to "co-operate".

see

you use a Kettle you retard

Why would you put a kettle in the microwave? You could just heat the water directly if you didn't put it in the kettle

That's ok, we're top tier regardless
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Innovation_Index

>American education

Confirmed number of times enemy German combatants made landfall in USA:
>2, at Amagansett, New York, and Ponte Verdra Beach, Florida.

Confirmed number of times enemy German combatants made landfall in Britain:
>0

Confirmed number of times enemy Japanese combatants made landfall in USA:
>1, at Kiska, Alaska

Confirmed number of times enemy Japanese combatants made landfall in Britain:
>0

The real question is why use a kettle anyway. Tea is for fags. Men drink coffee. Transsexuals drink tea

>technology scares me
>if I had my way we'd all be riding horseback

>All we know is how to defend things

like the white house?

>Not having an induction stove
>Not boiling 2L of water in 2 minutes

plens

>list made by 2 American companies
>still behind South Korea
>just above Sweden, Canada, and Netherlands despite having a larger population several times over
>doesn't take into account that 50% of all current doctoral canidates in USA are foreign born, higher in STEM fields

Not everyone has stolen jew gold in a safety deposit box to buy fancy appliances

>hey bro we're outta ice
>we could just make more with the fridge
>instead we'll drive 1 mile to the store next door (which takes an hour in the burbs) to B U Y M O R E

ehehehehe *rubbidy rub*

Funny, because I don't

Brits, Canadians, and Germans did put men on the moon. American passengers to be exact
>mfw Russia uses dogs and monkeys for space experiments
>mfw Canada and Britain use Americans

Is this real?

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i dont need 2 litres of water for a cuppa tea laddy

>despite having a larger population several times over
It's per capita based on investments done by native citizens of their country.

SHART

induction stoves are absolutely shit, i use the kettle instead

Please, we used Brazilians first before anyone else

why are brits obsessed with the way Americans heat water?

Electric kettles are technology you dolt

whos talking about americans? im not OP

It's not just the way they heat water, it's the way they use water in general.

Did you know that Americans buy ice from a store instead of just freezing water?

Did you know that a quarter of Americans still shit in septic tanks?

i have a septic tank. but i live out in the middle of nowhere

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Brit living in the states here. Americans don't really have any need for a kettle, though I use one myself. They only really use boiling water for pasta (for which a saucepan works better) and coffee (for which they use a coffee maker).

are you telling me the swiss government doesnt hand out 'American: Did You Know?' fact books to all of its citizens?

get obsessed

There's nothing wrong with septic tanks, certainly beats living in the city.

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the left pic isnt true, theyre both cold, the hot one needs about 10 seconds to heat up properly

dont try and debate me on the 2 tap topic, because 2-tap is superior and more logical than 1-tap

whats this septic tank meme?

No it isn't, 2tap is retarded

City folk often find the idea of a shit tank in your yard that goes to a leech field akward.
Then you remind them that their entire city exists over a system of communal waste pipes that then go to a treatment facility and finally back into the drinking water supply.

>Did you know that Americans buy ice from a store instead of just freezing water?

What the fuck are you on about? Most Americans have an ice maker in their fridge. They only buy ice when they need a lot of it in a hurry, like if they are having a party.

I see...

Unlike in America, where it's widely available at any grocer, dry ice is extremely rare in at least my part of Canada and most people I've asked have never even heard of it.

>moved from US to Canada years ago
>just a few days ago decided to make pic related jack-o-lantern
>try to buy dry ice
>no one at stores has heard of it
>ask lots of people I know
>same result

Wtf Canada

>No it isn't, 2tap is retarded

Lol, he is Argentinian.

Americans microwave their babies.

Sometimes its explode...
Not kidding. I did see what one of those can do.

>grocers have never even heard of it
What do they use to transport food without getting it wet then?

Our nation is build next to the rhine. We gather water in the mountains, then it goes trough the pipes and so trough the villages and finally reaches as stink wather the treatment plant at the rhine where it gets released into it. The rhine then flows to germany and switzerland

Hhmmmm

A frozen humid sponge inside a plastic bag?
Works for me.

refrigerated trucks, just like us

that really made me think

You should fuck them straight

Most grocers use dry ice for packaged food

That doesn't work for mass quantities of food

and he also has a tranny wife

It does actually taste differently. I like boiled on the stove over a microwave

>I like boiled on the stove over a microwave
So use a kettle

I do actually

Good man

Our nation is build next to the rio grande river. We gather shitty people in the mountains, then it goes through the desert and so through the border and finally reaches as stink people on the banks of the rio grande where they get released into it. The Rio Grande then flows to America

El Hhmmmmo

t. Mexico

What strange people

Would you say you are a miniature switzerland or a miniature austria?

>villages
Do you actually have more than one village?

>mfw brits call umbrellas rain tip tops
captcha included Big Ben

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>my face when tanks call hydro "electricity"
>mfw yanks can't even speak the fucking English language

>mfw Canadians think they're British

>mfw germans unironically microwave their IDs