Tfw you realize Pax Americana is coming to an end either way

>tfw you realize Pax Americana is coming to an end either way

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Good, the rest of the world has had it too good for too long.

I think we can all agree that Pax Brittanica was much better.

>had it too good for too long.

>2 world wars and the destruction of Europe

thank god

tfw you realize the Brazil government is coming to an end either way

I am happy for you. I hope now you can use the military budget in stuff like free healthcare.

The Soviet Union doesnt exist anymore, there is no point in spending so much in the military if your enemies are going to be Taliban or Isis tier.

umm, so you think that would be a good thing for you guys? what is the opposite of pax?

>so you think that would be a good thing for you guys?
yes, being under the America is super good! Especially when they simply dethrone our democratically elected government for a 30 year pro-America dictatorship that assassinated our former presidents, exiled all our painters/musicians/architects/writers simply because "communism" means to them not bending over to everything they believe

What a stupid question. They would like to be free, no matter what the consequences.

The alternative is being like Africa where no one gives a fuck and you all kill each other.

Third worlders can't be trusted to govern themselves

Can we invade Brasil than?

>The alternative is being like Africa where no one gives a fuck and you all kill each other.
Yes, hence why from 2002-2010 we didn't become a BRIC, had an average of 5% growth and didn't become known globally after winning both WC and Olympics, yes, we need America to guide every step! They are our salvation!

try it, you will lose, nobody successfully invaded Brazil

>5% growth
Yet you blew it all in less than a decade with no intervention on our behalf.

Hmm really makes you think doesn't it?

kek, would do you mean "free", what specifically is about to change that is currently preventing them from being "free"?

Why would we want to invade Brazil nothing worth dying for there just like Russia.

Maybe for you guys, fortress North America will remain untouched

You actually planned to do that in WW2 if we sided with Germany.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_Rubber

Free of american influence completely. Is what they think. They think things would be magically better. Or maybe they want to take control of their Nation with their own hands.

Anyways who knows what will happen.

>a decade with no intervention on our behalf
Yes cause having commodities prices going to a new low, isn't totally related to fucking Russia after Ukraine Crisis and by consequence destroying us too, and getting us to being your puppet again by impeaching Dilma after losing at Syria and the Middle East

Our Military make plans for everything. Even girl scouts becoming a threat.
Do those plans always work out or be realized? Of course not.

lol, Brasil is joke it would fall apart in an invasion. Its army would be fighting each other and not us.

Uhh, we could invade it for its supply of Guaraná.

Dont blame us for your domestic shit. You elected retards and then you got rid of them. It is tiring getting blamed for all the problems for your 3rd world shitholes.

>They think things would be magically better.
and they have m8, the years we had a nationalistic government were the years that literally developed our country. We even had a president commit suicide to prevent the loss of our national sovereignty to you guys

We will no longer surrender this country or its people.

Why do you have to be such a downer? I just want to have fun.

Oh please stop bullshitting us already. We only needed access to the North East shore and that was a contingency plan if you chose to stay "neutral", which would in reality mean pro-nazi. What do you expect? It is war. We needed to protect the whole fucking SA continent from a potential nazi invasion.

>Country has a shit economy run by shit people
>Economy collapses due to something totally unrelated done by another country
>Gets butthurt at said country.

See, if you were competently governed that wouldn't have happened but oh well.

>Dont blame us for your domestic shit.
yes, cause you have nothing to gain from a non-democratic pro-US government that have already sold our new found oil camps to you guys and plan to literally scrap our biggest companies in favor to multinationals

>plan to literally scrap our biggest companies
Sounds like they were shit companies

yes cause you can certainly become independent of commodities by having your government being a constant cuck to foreign power. Also it's really really simple to develop infrastructure amirite

you sound like a butthurt leftie. do you think that lula is the greatest thing that ever happened in your country? you probably would be better off if you still had the right wing junta in power!

Not a thing can be done with so few men.

>Sounds like they were shit companies
shit companies that your country has to be protectionist for your industries to survive

Almost sounds like it is too late when you put it that way even if Pax Americana burns to the ground.

>you probably would be better off if you still had the right wing junta in power!
how come?

>Protectionist towards a country with not even a tenth of the GDP or an fraction of the resources and talent.
Why?

not really, we just need to what we always do and tax them to the ground, but for that we need a nationalistic government

Just elect a better government or whatever you guys do when you're tired of this shit.

>Pax America end.
>Pax ching chong man beings.

It probably goning to get worse for everyone. Like China doesnt even pretend (like the US does) to be the good guys.

Yes, your country certainly doesn't tax our beef, or our steel, iron, aluminum, our agro-exports and tons of things that we led globally on, so that your industry can survive

Yeah, we will

you could become another chile! also your military weren't nearly as cruel as pinochet towards the opposition.

>Brazilian beef
>Brazilian steel
>Brazilian iron
>Brazilian aluminum
>Brazilian agro-exports

This seems kind of...

I hope Argentina is one of our closest buddies into the 22nd century

Don't forget that we also bought literally every beer that you guys consume in the USA except maybe for your shitty micro-breweries, to the point your government had to intervene for their survival, because Ambev was dumping them hard

lol oil is nothing thse days anyway and US is full of shale that is worth nothing.

Here is the truth fag. Brasil doesnt have its shit together. You guys elected monkeys. Brasil is corrupt as fuck. That is on you. I realize it is easier to blame US, Jews, Europeans, etc. Truth is you guys fucked up.

Nobody wants shit Brasilian countries or oil worth nothing. PT fucked Brasil up. You relied on exporting resources to China, which worked for awhile but now that demand in China is down you are fucked.

Not our fault cuck.

The reason Brasil never gets better is because your politicians blame everyone else instead of fixing things.

>Don't forget that we also bought literally every beer that you guys consume in the USA
Is this what Brazilians actually believe?

yes, a country with literally no free education, inequality high as fuck, no national industries and totally dependent on the USA, excelent especially towards the 5th biggest country of the world

>implying America pretends

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anheuser-Busch_InBev

>AB InBev was formed through successive mergers of three international brewing groups: Interbrew from Belgium, AmBev from Brazil, and Anheuser-Busch from the United States

So Brazil had nothing to do with it then?

then if no one wants shitty countries/oil/influence as you said, explain me why almost borderline waging worldwar at Russia for a shitty Middle East country?

yes, cause the CEO isn't Brazilian and we don't actually own the biggest share of the company to the point of Ambev owning them all

>We
The Brazilian government owns it?

No, Brazilians own it

Syria hardly has any oil, and at $50 a barrel not enough to care about,

Russia and US just get into pissing contest all the time. Machismo of international relations.

Nobody cares about your undrillable oil that cost more to extract than it is worth. That is why Petrobras has no money.

But not the government.

The average Brazilian favela dweller has fuck all to do with them

The day Canada gets invaded by anyone but the US would be literally the end of the world so I'm not worried.

>Russia and US just get into pissing contest all the time. Machismo of international relations.
yes, they spend tons of billions of dollars, lives solely for roleplaying. I mean they have nothing to gain from having countries to their favour hahaha

>The average Brazilian favela dweller has fuck all to do with them
not really, everytime we drink beer we have something to do with them, also Ambev by buying those brands, literally introduced them all in Brazil, Budweiser became popular here due to it

lol that isnt a contest. Russia has North Korea, Syria, and Belarus. US has everyone else. Russia spends money to look stronk to hide the fact the US now has Russia former colonies in its sphere of influence.

We spend money on foreign bullshit because we have been doing it so long we cant stop even though we get no benefit.

Syria still has no oil. I mean it has little bit, literally less than Mongolia. We just like to fuck with Russia.

>lol that isnt a contest. Russia has North Korea, Syria, and Belarus. US has everyone else. Russia spends money to look stronk to hide the fact the US now has Russia former colonies in its sphere of influence.
yes it isn't, no wonder you guys didn't want to depose Assad at all to the point of training ISIS and shit hahahaha Literally Fox and Grapes the post

lol, yeah all our fault.

It isnt like Assad somehow turned a small protest into a full fledged civil war.

Here is what you retards dont get. We dont have the magical powers you attribute to us. Syria like Brasil is fault of Syrian government.

Assad is shit leader and his people are rebelling. But of course fault of US because we provided a little bit if supplies a few years into the whole thing.

Fuck off retard. Russia is the one going full retard in Syria. I can see you blaming Iraq on us, but Syria is the fault of Assad, Iran, and Russia.

>We dont have the magical powers you attribute to us. Syria like Brasil is fault of Syrian government.
yes, you guys don't have CIA or anything, also Bin Laden and 9/11 is totally just a Taliban thing. I mean you guys don't have superpowers! It's not like you have military bases there or something, or even spy on people or train rebels, dissidents and foment chaos for greed and cheap resources, I mean you guys are totally independent, I mean you guys even freed the colonies from European countries totally because you guys wanted them to be free and not really have them under you!
>It isnt like Assad somehow turned a small protest into a full fledged civil war.
Also top fukken kek

>Assad is shit leader and his people are rebelling.
he is literally winning the war

>I mean you guys even freed the colonies from European countries totally because you guys wanted them to be free
Tbh this is true

Good

Hopefully it becomes Pax Mundis.

yes it was solely due to an humanitarian effort! Not that an ideological civil war came after haha

This may be hard to believe but CIA doesnt have magic powers and isnt responsible for everything in world. You sound like those people who blame white people/jews/rich people etc for why they are losers.

The truth is losers fail. On their own. Dilma failed and so did Assad. They are fuckups.
He is now that Russia is fighting the war for him. he was literally losing to a bunch of disorganized rebels into Russia bailed him out. before Russia saved him Iran/Hezbollah had to save him.

You realize that it won't be pax Sino. Only the most delusional Chinese think they'll be the sole superpower.

Dilma did fuck up, I don't deny that, but there is a reason all BRICs economy came to a halt after 2014, the thing is Putin is a better leader that can see that this has a thing envolving you guys and Dilma didn't got herself impeached and now we are under your sphere of influence again, at least for a small time. You guys are involved in this and you can't deny it, you guys simply want everyone else to fail simply to satisfy your greedy ambitions and globalize the entire world into a shitty plutocrat world governed by greed and proxy wars.

The thing i find funny about the while thing is iran and Russia are bleeding money faster than they can make it on Syria n so Putin can win all he wants fit all i care . They are getting poorer.

>it's another let's blame everything on america thread

why do you guys keep doing this? ;_;

*whole

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Because WikiLeaks and Snowden already exposed your dirty tactics.
You guys could have impeached the black guy and shiet but you instead just accepted it all.

There is a reason they came to a halt.

There were all tied to China, and the Chinese economy slowed down for internal reasons which hit the rest of the BRICS. Russia is exception since it relied on oil and price tanked, also tied to China. But "EVIL CIA JEWS!"

You failed because you suck

Merican Education

Brasil would be like the Vietnam war,though

Not really it would be opposite. People of brasil would be tripping over each other to let us conquer them so they could emigrate to USA.

It would be like if US annexed Mexico, it would cause massive celebrations followed by millions of Latinos heading to California and NYC.

Interesting times we're living in.

butthurt is strong in this thread lol

>There were all tied to China, and the Chinese economy slowed down for internal reasons which hit the rest of the BRICS.
kek, yes Brazil doesn't rely on oil too. You guys work like a gamble, if it works good for you, if it doesn't try harder. Different from Russia we also got free speech a media directly connected to you guys that suck your cock daily and literally promote the US, your individualistic culture and self-hate every fucking day, and you thought that would be enough to conquer slowly our heart, specially since we are clearly anti-war and the aftermatch of the military dictatorship was clearly against you. And like with Russia, you guys gambled that with this economy coming to a halt, probably you could foment chaos and impeach Dilma, and look what happened? After the impeachment was done, the first thing the leader of the former opposition did was what? Go the US senate and tell them the good news! If you really think that you have nothing to do with it kek, you are clearly really stupid

Chicanos fucking hate whitey too. They're so fucking annoying, I hate them.

No, oil prices cratered after China's growth began to flatten and they needed much less oil.

faggot, we dont care what monkey runs your country. It matters not to us.

Your problem is you buy into Brasilian communist party propaganda, based off Russia, that blames US on the problems you yourselves cause.

>you guys
>you guys
>you guys
>you guys
he is really on fire stickin' it to the man hahahaha.

why is panama on Sup Forums always shitting on murrica

Yes, it clearly isn't good towards you guys to have the 5th biggest country on your side

And Pax Sinica will begin...

>Your problem is you buy into Brasilian communist party propaganda, based off Russia, that blames US on the problems you yourselves cause.
kek, coming from the country which literally blames Russia for Hillary coming down

The other hue is a retard for thinking that the impeachment and every little economic problem was a burger plot but your government does care about Brazil, leaks already showed that you actively fuck with our space efforts and NSA spied on our government. There's probably a lot of other shit too.

>Shanghai Cooperation Organization

The great game continues, but with some new players.

>cultural preservation
>what is cultural revolution

What's this map ?

>morality

topkek

brasil is a fucking mess that cant get its own shit together domestically, how are you going to help us internationally when you hardly even function, having you on our side is having a problem on our side. We dont care.

Brasil wishes it could be our sidekick. We dont want it. When you get your shit together you can be one of our helpers.

Yes, long tradition of US/Russia shitting on each other. Sti true though. Russia pays billions to blame everything on US. It is just our relationship.

We spied on you, and everyone else, yet that is why you alone failed on this.We spy on germany too yet they dont suck like you do.