My Life Right Now Edition
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First for I wish I were white
fuck the jannys edition
about to submit my resignation
oh boy my heart is pounding
what are you resigning from?
>there are people that will be in this thread that have never seen the ocean
Must suck to be landlocked
y?
Why?
>mfw hot cocoa
The ocean smells like shit tb h
I only post from my humble cottage in switzerland these days, friends
keep that in mind
...guys???
>the ocean smells like shit
Kys lubber
I don't like having nigger lips
I want to be Mel Gibson
>canada
Oakland, the Oakland of the world.
That sucks ha
Queen of /cum/.
Yeah It does
>Be sailor
>Be gay
The closer you are to the ocean the gayer you are
hmm how curious
Oh man, this november will be a f*cking mess.
>be Oakland
>get Vegas'd
I literally just blackmailed my sister into giving me $5 or I'd tell mom that she eats food on the brand-new couch
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>he didn't blackmail his sister for sex
Shitter
You're either underage or a huge, huge asshole of an adult.
Sailors aren't gay. They fuck port whores and sometimes manatees pretending they are mermaids. Motorboat seamen are gay.
Also, remeber the age old adage: "It isn't gay if underway."
Only $5?
You're not maximizing the situation
You have to be at least 18 years old to post here.
What kind of India tier body of water have you been to? kek.
tutoring
Received a grant to work on a thing. Also, they keep expanding my hours and asking me to tutor a greater number of subjects.
I know a lot of people are unemployed and would say that I'm a dick for leaving a comfy job, but the opposite extreme is also kind of shit. I lose a lot of my productive time during the day and I don't want that to go on as the semester closes.
from a certain flag, no longer post. maybe.
but still i have a knowledge of your cunning, tovarisch
>there are people in this thread who've never gone whale watching
>they've never dined on fresh lobster after returning to land
Wtf a post on here hasn't hurt me in a long time
Thanks, jerk.
lobster has got to be one of the most overrated foods in existence
doesnt mean it's not good
>Be seaman
>Pronounced "Seemen"
Just like Semen
>Sailors aren't gay
San Fransisco smelt like garbage
New York was stinky too
But New Orleans was alright
it's okay
I wouldn't really go as far as to call it "good"
Why would it be hard to resign? No need to shake qt
Navy seamen are pretty fucking gay actually
Poor Urkel
well that's because you have a leaf on your flag
>San Francisco
Isn't that the public shitting capital of the USA though?
Hello friend
Can I have Canadian gf
What's the tidal range where you are? In places with sandy beaches and small tides it only ever smells like the salt air. In places with rocky shores and extreme tides the low tide has a light smell of rotten fish and seaweed. Of course real men love this smell.
This
Fuck you and your retarded palate. Unless you're a naughty 19th century child or indentured servant then close your mouth about lobster.
I just said motorboat seamen, like those in the Navy are gay. Sailors are not
LA is worse, but it's pretty bad.
Just bought my first longpig from Indonesia, will let you know how it tastes.
Idk, they already lack tutors for specific physics and CS subjects, so I feel like I'm taking liberties with my supervisor.
>going whale watching
Surely you're joking me.
Uhhh...
About 5 centimetres
>long pig. noun. (obsolete) human flesh eaten by cannibals. translation of a Māori and Polynesian term.
What the fuck, Canadians????
The difference between motorboat seamen and """sailors""" is that """sailors""" pretend their boats don't have a motor hidden in the stern
If I wanted to go whale watching I'd just eat Lobster at the same restaurant as you.
>i have not been whale watching
Not everyone lives in parts of America where whale sightings are the norm
It was pretty fun, saw some seals too
took you a whole 10 minutes to come up with that one?
Canada: Just Fucking Why, the Literal Country
Only if you want a landwhale, 40-60 y/o, that's the most common kind I see with dindus where I live.
Maisie
>Seeing a whale from a boat is impressive
Honestly jealous.
t. landlocked flyover
I just opened the thread now you gay fat fuck.
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sure kid, whatever floats your boat
Pathetic
Here we average 914cm twice a day (semi diurnal tide) The water floods and ebbs about 6 feet an hour.
>needing a motor
Lolno, what's the fucking point then?
I live near a river that flows into a bay
Because dummy
>Unfavorable winds
>Get sent out to sea
>Die
Whereas if you have a motor you can escape getting stranded
I see the ocean every single day, projecting faggot.
>never seen the ocean
You can be landlocked and have seen the ocean.
It's a lake
Oh, and I see mountains of gold everyday
I dont get it
get fucked
Or, you can just reef sails, throw out a storm jib, and grow a pair of balls
Sounds swell, where?
under your moms bra
>Implying people would take risks
The old adage: Better safe than sorry
Why is North America so comfy lads?
I am still so, so sorry you live in the central valley.
what
>lads
Certainly no thanks to you.
>lads
it was all you baby
You'd prefer to be a bud? Then you would grow up into a leaf.
You didn't think that one through user.
do you have your costume prepared for tomorrow /cum/?
you are going out right
1.) Not a big risk with EPIRB, PFD, SAR vest with pencil flares, float plan, hydrostatic release auto inflate life raft, etc
2.) Taking risks is often the point
3.) Nothing worse than an exclusively fair weather """"sailor""""
4.) Strenth through adversity
I'm fairly certain that's the river walk in Pueblo, Colorado. That's a landlocked prairie/desert whale.
I'm spending Halloween on /x/
Most sailors I've met were amateur pleasure sailors
Also fuck off
>Ask hooker over the phone to have unprotected sex with me
>She says yes
>lads
FYL
Well?
Fascinating
Here we mostly have minkes and right whales.
>tfw never been prarie whale watching
Someday I will charter a cruise through the four corners area and see these magnificent creatures.
I said no
>amatuer pleasure sailors
So yachting? That's not really sailing, better than motorboating, but not by much.
Also, no
You will make a strong leaf one day bud.
Then why ask her?
I was trolling
W-what if I'm handsome nig???