"Hey user do you want to have lunch with me?"

"Hey user do you want to have lunch with me?"

>short hair
''no'' im not gay

Sure. You want a proteine shake?

Sure. Can make a good trap

Cute boy.

I'd fuck his twinky boipucci in the locker room shower.

>im not gay

I am not that tall.
She would be looking down at me

No

sure, whatchew cookin, bitch?

>Cute boy.
Isnt' that the woman that voices Tracer?

How I do meet a qt twink and make him into a feminine trap?

lmao is that a backpack what are you a nerd?

Grindr
I don't know if the people that use Grinder are bf material though

>expanding_dong.png

Fuck off bitch ,call me when you have a dick

>Dong_Expansionpack.exe

>Sup Forums has unironically made me gay
>I can't jerk off to regular women now

>he can't get off to both men and women

is s/he a girl without a feminine penis?

Fucking casual, im a fagget before meet Sup Forums

...

How do I bitch twink mode?

Name is Soe, she's this e-sport personality.

Sorry I don't date slags.

She is still cute but looked better before

She looks like a qt feminine boi desu

Yep, still cute

>dat

cringe

Of course! Do you want to go to movie with me afterwards?

>not preferring short hair above other features
Yes you are gay and also insecure and brown.

Yes, but do you want to have lunch with me?
Thought so.

Goddamn, Soe really let herself go. When did this all start?

>tattoo

I don't want to catch HIV

no.

Serious question: Do the japanese still fear people with tatoos since they could be a member of the yakuza?

does this look like a boy to you?

depends on the tattoo

cute boi

moar

that's a boy, he has the same body as me + tits

I would

2bh short haired girls are my favourites, maybe because i'm a repressed bi (aka faggot)
inch'allah tomorrow i'm cuddling with my soon to be short haired gf

...

such a qt

I'd be terrified to approach her

Too cute, I'd marry her

>heavily tattooed atheist vegan that can't stop taking selfies of herself for her horde of emasculated orbiters
ticking no in all the boxes

you people will seriously cringe over anything

> "who's paying"

SET ME DOWN GIANTESS